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> Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> riddance).
>
> Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> drippings.
>



Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to the
consequence of their actions.


But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if you
were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then you could
take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate bastid drowned
himself.

And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill off any
residule 'germs'.



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"Man, that was f******n Awesome!"
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On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:12:55 GMT, Aussie1
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>Chemiker > wrote in
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>Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to the
>consequence of their actions.
>
>
>But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if you
>were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then you could
>take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate bastid drowned
>himself.
>
>And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill off any
>residule 'germs'.


Ah, practical as ever. <G>

Alex, going to prepare a pineapple for grilling as a side for the ham.
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On Dec 9, 3:22*pm, Chemiker > wrote:
> On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:12:55 GMT, Aussie1
>
> > wrote:
> >Chemiker > wrote in
> :
> >Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to the
> >consequence of their actions.

>
> >But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if you
> >were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then you could
> >take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate bastid drowned
> >himself.

>
> >And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill off any
> >residule 'germs'.

>
> Ah, practical as ever. <G>
>
> Alex, going to prepare a pineapple for grilling as a side for the ham.


Just get a freakin' spoon and spoon the fly out!
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On Thu, 9 Dec 2010 15:27:21 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
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>On Dec 9, 3:22*pm, Chemiker > wrote:
>> On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:12:55 GMT, Aussie1
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >Chemiker > wrote in
>> :
>> >Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to the
>> >consequence of their actions.

>>
>> >But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if you
>> >were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then you could
>> >take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate bastid drowned
>> >himself.

>>
>> >And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill off any
>> >residule 'germs'.

>>
>> Ah, practical as ever. <G>
>>
>> Alex, going to prepare a pineapple for grilling as a side for the ham.

>
>Just get a freakin' spoon and spoon the fly out!


I'm sure the varmint swam a few laps before he ran out of energy,
maximizing his presence's impact.

Call me finiky, but I prefer not to eat flies, nor fly crap.
I can make more (cue: the ad for Wright brand bacon end pieces for
flavoring).

Alex, thinking he had a reason for not k-filing you, but can't
remember just what it was. Bother!
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> On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:12:55 GMT, Aussie1
> > wrote:
>
>>Chemiker > wrote in
m:

>
>>Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to
>>the consequence of their actions.
>>
>>
>>But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if
>>you were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then
>>you could take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate
>>bastid drowned himself.
>>
>>And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill
>>off any residule 'germs'.

>
> Ah, practical as ever. <G>
>




Shpank you :-)



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Hobart
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A good friend would drive 30 miles at 2:00 am to bail you out of jail.
A best friend, however, would be sitting in the cell next to you saying
"Man, that was f******n Awesome!"


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On Dec 9, 5:27*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Dec 9, 3:22*pm, Chemiker > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:12:55 GMT, Aussie1

>
> > > wrote:
> > >Chemiker > wrote in
> > :
> > >Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to the
> > >consequence of their actions.

>
> > >But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if you
> > >were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then you could
> > >take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate bastid drowned
> > >himself.

>
> > >And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill off any
> > >residule 'germs'.

>
> > Ah, practical as ever. <G>

>
> > Alex, going to prepare a pineapple for grilling as a side for the ham.

>
> Just get a freakin' spoon and spoon the fly out!


I'm sure you skim toilet water and drink that too, you nasty
jackass.
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On Dec 11, 9:27*am, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
> On Dec 9, 5:27*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Dec 9, 3:22*pm, Chemiker > wrote:

>
> > > On Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:12:55 GMT, Aussie1

>
> > > > wrote:
> > > >Chemiker > wrote in
> > > :
> > > >Typical of anyone who commits suicide, they don't give any thought to the
> > > >consequence of their actions.

>
> > > >But that being said, I know that the overall feeling is "YUCK", but if you
> > > >were to put the bacon fat in the fridge, it would harden, and then you could
> > > >take off the top layer, or the area where the inconsiderate bastid drowned
> > > >himself.

>
> > > >And the rest, well, it gets cooked again, doesn't it? That would kill off any
> > > >residule 'germs'.

>
> > > Ah, practical as ever. <G>

>
> > > Alex, going to prepare a pineapple for grilling as a side for the ham..

>
> > Just get a freakin' spoon and spoon the fly out!

>
> I'm sure you skim toilet water and drink that too, you nasty
> jackass.


Push away when you want more, biatch.
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