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People Eating Tasty Animals
Try to read this without laughing out loud. Boy I wished I could have been
there to watch this.. Date: 25 Sep 2010 20:55:23 -0700 What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, "you mess with the bull, and you get the horns". Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world. HERE'S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM. Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials. "Something just went wrong,"said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. ergo, they should stop." According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!" Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads." Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations. "That's preposterous,"said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome." When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist's meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake,"assured the organizer. --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: --- |
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2010 17:19:56 -0500, "BigBadBubba"
> wrote: >Try to read this without laughing out loud. Boy I wished I could have been >there to watch this.. > Just close your eyes and imagine it. That is the only place this fantasy exists. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satir...herprotest.asp Jim |
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On Sun, 21 Nov 2010 18:21:19 -0500, Jim Elbrecht wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Nov 2010 17:19:56 -0500, "BigBadBubba" > > wrote: > >>Try to read this without laughing out loud. Boy I wished I could have been >>there to watch this.. >> > > Just close your eyes and imagine it. That is the only place this > fantasy exists. > http://www.snopes.com/politics/satir...herprotest.asp > Jim i was thinking 'bullshit' into the second paragraph. thanks for beating me to snopes. your pal, blake |
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"blake murphy" > wrote in message ... > On Sun, 21 Nov 2010 18:21:19 -0500, Jim Elbrecht wrote: > >> On Sat, 20 Nov 2010 17:19:56 -0500, "BigBadBubba" >> > wrote: >> >>>Try to read this without laughing out loud. Boy I wished I could have >>>been >>>there to watch this.. >>> >> >> Just close your eyes and imagine it. That is the only place this >> fantasy exists. >> http://www.snopes.com/politics/satir...herprotest.asp >> Jim > > i was thinking 'bullshit' into the second paragraph. thanks for beating > me > to snopes. > > your pal, > blake Well, I was going to post the Snopes link today, but you guys beat me to it! It's funny though. And Stu believed it. --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: --- |
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BigBadBubba wrote:
> Well, I was going to post the Snopes link today, but you guys beat me to it! > > It's funny though. And Stu believed it. > His lawyer told him to. |
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Stu wrote:
> On Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:58:29 -0500, Goomba > > wrote: > >> BigBadBubba wrote: >> >>> Well, I was going to post the Snopes link today, but you guys beat me to it! >>> >>> It's funny though. And Stu believed it. >>> >> His lawyer told him to. > > Goomba I hope you burned that dress you were wearing in the mugshots. LOL Stu.. you know the lawyer claim is just rife for jokes. My blouse, on the other hand, is gorgeously lightweight, breezy and colorful! You just couldn't see it up close. The gold threads are so nice and glittery..... |
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