I'm moving to Nebraska
 

On Nov 19, 8:15*pm, Anne Onime > wrote:
> I've had my fill of Iowa. *Everytime I go up to the state
> Capitol in Raleigh, I run out of carbonated beverages. *Maybe
> I'll just bring some extra along next time. *Besides, Iowa is
> sweltering this time of year.


Moving from Iowa to Nebraska is the ultimate lateral move. That part
of the country is so flat that you could see Colorado and Wyoming from
Iowa if Iowa had any hills to stand on. Come to think of it, if Iowa
had any hills, somebody probably would have planted corn on them.