A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher
said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to
see you standing there all by yourself!


Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry, 'Giving up?'


The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She
called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry
quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'


Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the
policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry
asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "


Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry
asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because
when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and
in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I
think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
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