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zxcvbob 23-08-2004 07:06 AM

Problem with whoremoans
 
wrote:
> My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
> Billy



Do you really expect us to believe a whore stays with you all night?
More like 5 or 10 minutes, I'll bet.

Bob

zxcvbob 23-08-2004 07:06 AM

wrote:
> My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
> Billy



Do you really expect us to believe a whore stays with you all night?
More like 5 or 10 minutes, I'll bet.

Bob

Damaeus 23-08-2004 01:25 PM

In news:rec.food.cooking, zxcvbob > posted on Mon, 23
Aug 2004 01:06:50 -0500:

> wrote:
> > My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> > I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> > a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?

>
> Do you really expect us to believe a whore stays with you all night?
> More like 5 or 10 minutes, I'll bet.


Yeah, in a hostage situation until she grabs his gun and shoots herself to
end her misery.

Damaeus

PENMART01 23-08-2004 02:25 PM

>billy******* barfed:
>
>My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
>I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
>a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
>Hilly Billy


Quit sleeping with your momma.


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Steve Calvin 23-08-2004 02:30 PM

wrote:
> My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
> Billy

Once you wake up from your dreams, get dressed, have breakfast and get
to school!

--
Steve

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?



GoombaP 24-08-2004 09:29 AM

The only reason a whore would moan is because you didn't pay her.

> wrote in message
...
> My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
> Billy




GoombaP 24-08-2004 09:29 AM

The only reason a whore would moan is because you didn't pay her.

> wrote in message
...
> My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
>
> Billy




Nancy Dooley 24-08-2004 05:30 PM

"GoombaP" > wrote in message >...
> The only reason a whore would moan is because you didn't pay her.
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
> > My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> > I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> > a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
> >
> > Billy


....or putting sand in her Vaseline.

Doesn't anyone else know that old joke? I'm all alone, here! >:-)

N.

Nancy Dooley 24-08-2004 05:30 PM

"GoombaP" > wrote in message >...
> The only reason a whore would moan is because you didn't pay her.
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
> > My doctor told me my problem is all related to whoremoans.
> > I really do feel he is correct, because everytime I spend a night with
> > a whore, she moans all night. What should I do to solve this problem?
> >
> > Billy


....or putting sand in her Vaseline.

Doesn't anyone else know that old joke? I'm all alone, here! >:-)

N.

Steve Calvin 24-08-2004 05:49 PM

Nancy Dooley wrote:
<snip>
>
>
> ...or putting sand in her Vaseline.
>
> Doesn't anyone else know that old joke? I'm all alone, here! >:-)
>
> N.


Nope... never heard it. (honestly)

--
Steve

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?



Steve Calvin 24-08-2004 05:49 PM

Nancy Dooley wrote:
<snip>
>
>
> ...or putting sand in her Vaseline.
>
> Doesn't anyone else know that old joke? I'm all alone, here! >:-)
>
> N.


Nope... never heard it. (honestly)

--
Steve

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?



sf 26-08-2004 04:11 AM

On 24 Aug 2004 09:30:42 -0700,
(Nancy Dooley) wrote:

> ...or putting sand in her Vaseline.
>
> Doesn't anyone else know that old joke? I'm all alone, here! >:-)
>


Ummm. I've never heard it, but maybe I'm too naive.


sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

sf 26-08-2004 04:11 AM

On 24 Aug 2004 09:30:42 -0700,
(Nancy Dooley) wrote:

> ...or putting sand in her Vaseline.
>
> Doesn't anyone else know that old joke? I'm all alone, here! >:-)
>


Ummm. I've never heard it, but maybe I'm too naive.


sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments


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