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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
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>
> OLD VERSION:
>
> The ant works hard in the sweltering heat all summer long,


I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one place to
another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed with breaking the
line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as possible.
uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them

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Cheryl wrote:
>
> "Andy" > wrote in message ...
>> (Be sure to read both. )
>>
>> OLD VERSION:
>>
>> The ant works hard in the sweltering heat all summer long,
>
>
> I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one place
> to another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed with
> breaking the line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as possible.
> uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them

You go Grasshopper. <G>

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George Shirley wrote:
> Cheryl wrote:
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message ...
>>> (Be sure to read both. )
>>>
>>> OLD VERSION:
>>>
>>> The ant works hard in the sweltering heat all summer long,
>>
>>
>> I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one
>> place to another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed
>> with breaking the line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as
>> possible. uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them
>
> You go Grasshopper. <G>

Cheryl, if it makes your day, I have a few thousand I will be killing
tomorrow.

I know they have nature's place in life, but when they start getting too
populated on my property, I give god a hand.

Bob

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In article >,
"Cheryl" > wrote:

> I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one place to
> another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed with breaking the
> line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as possible.
> uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them

I had a bunch of those thugs carrying the eggs from my coop too. I used
a flamethrower on them. Unfortunately, the spillover caught the chickens
on fire, and the chickens ran all over the block and caught the damned
block on fire. Boy, was I embarrassed when the fire department figured
it all out. Since I'm the mayor of Leoville, I was able to keep the
incident out of the news.

leo

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Bob Muncie wrote:
> George Shirley wrote:
>> Cheryl wrote:
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message ...
>>>> (Be sure to read both. )
>>>>
>>>> OLD VERSION:
>>>>
>>>> The ant works hard in the sweltering heat all summer long,
>>>
>>>
>>> I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one
>>> place to another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed
>>> with breaking the line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as
>>> possible. uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them
>>
>> You go Grasshopper. <G>
>
> Cheryl, if it makes your day, I have a few thousand I will be killing
> tomorrow.
>
> I know they have nature's place in life, but when they start getting
> too populated on my property, I give god a hand.

We closed the pool yesterday, took the vinyl water bags out of the
garage ... huge ant farm. Ants running all over carrying their eggs.
What was really appreciated is that they chewed holes in the bags,
I assume to get to whatever water remained in there. 70 percent of
them had big round holes. Gee, thanks.

nancy

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Cheryl wrote:

> I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one
> place to another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed
> with breaking the line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as
> possible. uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them

Oh, I thought of a worse story.

Before I remodelled the kitchen, I had this crappy kitchen with a
wall oven. It broke a couple of times and cost the earth to repair.
Couldn't replace it because new wall ovens didn't fit in the opening.

At some point we didn't use it for a long time (being that it wasn't
working, duh). Didn't open it, just left it. Until one day, opened it.
You know those ant farms? When you opened the door, there it was
except not behind glass, just on the face of the oven, all the trails
and eggs and ANTS. I shudder just thinking about it. They loved that
nice undisturbed, pilot light heated ... ant habitat.

nancy

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"Leonard Blaisdell" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Cheryl" > wrote:
>
>> I HATE ants. Everywhere I look I see ants carrying eggs from one place
>> to
>> another. I hate to admit it but sometimes I get obscessed with breaking
>> the
>> line they make, and kill as many egg carriers as possible.
>> uuuuuuuuugggggggggggg I hate them
>
> I had a bunch of those thugs carrying the eggs from my coop too. I used
> a flamethrower on them. Unfortunately, the spillover caught the chickens
> on fire, and the chickens ran all over the block and caught the damned
> block on fire. Boy, was I embarrassed when the fire department figured
> it all out. Since I'm the mayor of Leoville, I was able to keep the
> incident out of the news.
>
You did not.

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In article >,
"cybercat" > wrote:

> You did not.

Did so.

leo :->