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Gregory Morrow[_293_] 29-07-2009 08:54 PM

Horse Meat
 
Sometimes it's tough to get a date... :


Police: US man charged with having sex with horse

By JEFFREY COLLINS (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press

July 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT

"COLUMBIA, South Carolina - A man has been arrested for having sex with a
horse after police say the animal's owner caught him on surveillance camera.

Police say this isn't the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been
charged with buggery - last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the
same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.

Police arrested Vereen on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles
northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera caught
him having sex with her horse earlier this month. This time she was waiting
for him with a shotgun and says she thought about shooting him but didn't
want to go to prison.

Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
been taking his medicine..."

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Nancy2 29-07-2009 09:23 PM

Horse Meat
 

> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> been taking his medicine..."
>
> </>


The same horse - must have been a good date. Mental problems? I
guess so. But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
for it. What, the horse complained?

N.

merryb 29-07-2009 09:47 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Jul 29, 12:54*pm, "Gregory Morrow" > wrote:
> Sometimes it's tough to get a date... :
>
> Police: US man charged with having sex with horse
>
> By JEFFREY COLLINS (Associated Press Writer)
> From Associated Press
>
> July 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT
>
> "COLUMBIA, South Carolina - A man has been arrested for having sex with a
> horse after police say the animal's owner caught him on surveillance camera.
>
> Police say this isn't the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been
> charged with buggery - last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the
> same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.
>
> Police arrested Vereen on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles
> northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera caught
> him having sex with her horse earlier this month. This time she was waiting
> for him with a shotgun and says she thought about shooting him but didn't
> want to go to prison.
>
> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> been taking his medicine..."
>
> </>


A guy in this area died from doing that a few years ago...

George Shirley 29-07-2009 09:59 PM

Horse Meat
 
Merryb wrote:
> On Jul 29, 12:54 pm, "Gregory Morrow" > wrote:
>> Sometimes it's tough to get a date... :
>>
>> Police: US man charged with having sex with horse
>>
>> By JEFFREY COLLINS (Associated Press Writer)
>> From Associated Press
>>
>> July 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT
>>
>> "COLUMBIA, South Carolina - A man has been arrested for having sex with a
>> horse after police say the animal's owner caught him on surveillance camera.
>>
>> Police say this isn't the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been
>> charged with buggery - last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the
>> same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.
>>
>> Police arrested Vereen on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles
>> northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera caught
>> him having sex with her horse earlier this month. This time she was waiting
>> for him with a shotgun and says she thought about shooting him but didn't
>> want to go to prison.
>>
>> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
>> been taking his medicine..."
>>
>> </>

>
> A guy in this area died from doing that a few years ago...


Okay, I'll bite, did the horse kick him to death or a jealous owner shot
him?

Bobo Bonobo® 29-07-2009 10:01 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Jul 29, 3:23*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> > Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> > been taking his medicine..."

>
> > </>

>
> The same horse - must have been a good date. *


Maybe he was in love.
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...osed-say-neigh

> Mental problems? *I
> guess so. *But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
> for it. *What, the horse complained?


Really. Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.
>
> N.


--Bryan

Chemo the Clown 29-07-2009 11:09 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Jul 29, 2:01*pm, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> On Jul 29, 3:23*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
>
> > > Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> > > been taking his medicine..."

>
> > > </>

>
> > The same horse - must have been a good date. *

>
> Maybe he was in love.http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...osed-say-neigh
>
> > Mental problems? *I
> > guess so. *But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
> > for it. *What, the horse complained?

>
> Really. *Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
> parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.
>
>
>
> > N.

>
> --Bryan


What about the horse? I bet it's lonely now.

John Kane 29-07-2009 11:54 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Jul 29, 4:23*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
> > Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> > been taking his medicine..."

>
> > </>

>
> The same horse - must have been a good date. *Mental problems? *I
> guess so. *But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
> for it. *What, the horse complained?


With a ban of 100 metres from from race tracks, horse stables and the
RCMP Musical Ride?

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

Bobo Bonobo® 30-07-2009 12:08 AM

Horse Meat
 
On Jul 29, 5:09*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Jul 29, 2:01*pm, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jul 29, 3:23*pm, Nancy2 > wrote:

>
> > > > Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> > > > been taking his medicine..."

>
> > > > </>

>
> > > The same horse - must have been a good date. *

>
> > Maybe he was in love.http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...osed-say-neigh

>
> > > Mental problems? *I
> > > guess so. *But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
> > > for it. *What, the horse complained?

>
> > Really. *Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
> > parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.

>
> > > N.

>
> > --Bryan

>
> What about the horse? I bet it's lonely now.


I'm sure they won't allow conjugal visits.

--Bryan

D 30-07-2009 01:16 AM

Horse Meat
 
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> Sometimes it's tough to get a date... :
>
>
> Police: US man charged with having sex with horse
>
> By JEFFREY COLLINS (Associated Press Writer)
> From Associated Press
>
> July 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT
>
> "COLUMBIA, South Carolina - A man has been arrested for having sex with a
> horse after police say the animal's owner caught him on surveillance camera.
>
> Police say this isn't the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been
> charged with buggery - last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the
> same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.
>
> Police arrested Vereen on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles
> northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera caught
> him having sex with her horse earlier this month. This time she was waiting
> for him with a shotgun and says she thought about shooting him but didn't
> want to go to prison.
>
> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> been taking his medicine..."
>
> </>
>
>

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...,7356295.story

d

ViLco 30-07-2009 08:12 AM

Horse Meat
 
John Kane wrote:

>>> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may
>>> not have been taking his medicine..."


>> The same horse - must have been a good date. Mental problems? I
>> guess so. But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
>> for it. What, the horse complained?


> With a ban of 100 metres from from race tracks, horse stables and the
> RCMP Musical Ride?


That would make more sense
--
Vilco
Mai guardare Trailer park Boys senza
qualcosa da bere a portata di mano




merryb 30-07-2009 06:04 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Jul 29, 1:59*pm, George Shirley > wrote:
> Merryb wrote:
> > On Jul 29, 12:54 pm, "Gregory Morrow" > wrote:
> >> Sometimes it's tough to get a date... :

>
> >> Police: US man charged with having sex with horse

>
> >> By JEFFREY COLLINS (Associated Press Writer)
> >> From Associated Press

>
> >> July 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT

>
> >> "COLUMBIA, South Carolina - A man has been arrested for having sex with a
> >> horse after police say the animal's owner caught him on surveillance camera.

>
> >> Police say this isn't the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been
> >> charged with buggery - last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the
> >> same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.

>
> >> Police arrested Vereen on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles
> >> northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera caught
> >> him having sex with her horse earlier this month. This time she was waiting
> >> for him with a shotgun and says she thought about shooting him but didn't
> >> want to go to prison.

>
> >> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
> >> been taking his medicine..."

>
> >> </>

>
> > A guy in this area died from doing that a few years ago...

>
> Okay, I'll bite, did the horse kick him to death or a jealous owner shot
> him?- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


Nothing that pleasant- I think he hemmoraged or something ruptured...

Becca 30-07-2009 08:50 PM

Horse Meat
 
Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
> On Jul 29, 3:23 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
>
>>> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
>>> been taking his medicine..."
>>>
>>> </>
>>>

>> The same horse - must have been a good date.
>>

>
> Maybe he was in love.
> http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...osed-say-neigh
>
>
>> Mental problems? I
>> guess so. But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
>> for it. What, the horse complained?
>>

>
> Really. Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
> parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.


He has to learn that "neigh" means "neigh!"


Becca

cybercat 30-07-2009 11:59 PM

Horse Meat
 

"Becca" > wrote in message
...
> Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
>> On Jul 29, 3:23 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
>>
>>>> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not
>>>> have
>>>> been taking his medicine..."
>>>> </>
>>>>
>>> The same horse - must have been a good date.

>>
>> Maybe he was in love.
>> http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...osed-say-neigh
>>
>>
>>> Mental problems? I
>>> guess so. But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
>>> for it. What, the horse complained?
>>>

>>
>> Really. Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
>> parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.

>
> He has to learn that "neigh" means "neigh!"
>
>

hahah!



Chemiker 31-07-2009 04:15 AM

Horse Meat
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:50:48 -0500, Becca > wrote:

>Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
>> On Jul 29, 3:23 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:


>>> Mental problems? I
>>> guess so. But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
>>> for it. What, the horse complained?
>>>

>>
>> Really. Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
>> parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.

>
>He has to learn that "neigh" means "neigh!"


Ah, true, true!!

Gotta love it!

Alex, wondering whether the horses were black or white......

Chemiker 31-07-2009 04:18 AM

Horse Meat
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:04:45 -0700 (PDT), Merryb >
wrote:

>> > A guy in this area died from doing that a few years ago...

>>
>> Okay, I'll bite, did the horse kick him to death or a jealous owner shot
>> him?- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -

>
>Nothing that pleasant- I think he hemmoraged or something ruptured...


As I recall, the horse took exception to the proceeding and kicked the
$**t out of him. He did not survive the encounter. The horsie did.

Hell hath no fury like a pi$$ed off mare.

Alex

cybercat 31-07-2009 07:30 AM

Horse Meat
 

"Chemiker" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:04:45 -0700 (PDT), Merryb >
> wrote:
>
>>> > A guy in this area died from doing that a few years ago...
>>>
>>> Okay, I'll bite, did the horse kick him to death or a jealous owner shot
>>> him?- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -

>>
>>Nothing that pleasant- I think he hemmoraged or something ruptured...

>
> As I recall, the horse took exception to the proceeding and kicked the
> $**t out of him. He did not survive the encounter. The horsie did.
>
> Hell hath no fury like a pi$$ed off mare.
>


A good thing to remember.



blake murphy[_2_] 31-07-2009 07:08 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:50:48 -0500, Becca wrote:

> Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
>> On Jul 29, 3:23 pm, Nancy2 > wrote:
>>
>>>> Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have
>>>> been taking his medicine..."
>>>>
>>>> </>
>>>>
>>> The same horse - must have been a good date.
>>>

>>
>> Maybe he was in love.
>> http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...osed-say-neigh
>>
>>
>>> Mental problems? I
>>> guess so. But I really can't see putting him on a sex offender list
>>> for it. What, the horse complained?
>>>

>>
>> Really. Putting this guy on a list where he has to avoid schools and
>> parks makes no sense, unless you're using "park" as in horse track.

>
> He has to learn that "neigh" means "neigh!"
>
> Becca


<snort>

your pal,
blake

blake murphy[_2_] 31-07-2009 07:09 PM

Horse Meat
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:18:31 -0500, Chemiker wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:04:45 -0700 (PDT), Merryb >
> wrote:
>
>>> > A guy in this area died from doing that a few years ago...
>>>
>>> Okay, I'll bite, did the horse kick him to death or a jealous owner shot
>>> him?- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -

>>
>>Nothing that pleasant- I think he hemmoraged or something ruptured...

>
> As I recall, the horse took exception to the proceeding and kicked the
> $**t out of him. He did not survive the encounter. The horsie did.
>
> Hell hath no fury like a pi$$ed off mare.
>
> Alex


he should have at least taken her out to dinner first.

your pal,
blake

Chemiker 01-08-2009 12:06 AM

Horse Meat
 
On Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:30:57 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:This


>> As I recall, the horse took exception to the proceeding and kicked the
>> $**t out of him. He did not survive the encounter. The horsie did.
>>
>> Hell hath no fury like a pi$$ed off mare.
>>

>
>A good thing to remember.
>

CyberPuss, I think you remember this....

There is a tradition in the South, that a female,
being offended, insulted or abused, would slap
the offending male up side of his head. This was
an announcement that he would be visited by
a male member of her family, who would call him
out and do damage upon his body.

However!!! If that female were of the equine pursuasion,
her slap would...... how can I say it?.... carry more
weight? This, of course, rendering the subsequent
visit by her male sibling, ah, sort of redundant.

Alex


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