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Siobhan[_2_] 16-05-2009 07:17 PM

Toileting problems
 
Don't you just hate it when you take a shit on the bog and no matter how many
times you wipe your arse there's always some turd on the TP?

I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.



[email protected] 16-05-2009 08:39 PM

Toileting problems
 
On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:

>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>


I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
traffic.

Mack A. Damia 16-05-2009 08:43 PM

Toileting problems
 
On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500, wrote:

>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>
>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>

>
>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>traffic.


N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.

Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"

Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."

Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.

--
mad

ChattyCathy 16-05-2009 09:00 PM

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Mack A. Damia wrote:
>
> N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>
> Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
> fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>
> Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>
> Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.
>

Urneq gung bar orsber, ohg vg'f fgvyy shaal. <t>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Zilbandy[_2_] 16-05-2009 09:07 PM

Toileting problems
 

On Sat, 16 May 2009 12:43:04 -0700, Mack A. Damia
> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500, wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>>
>>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>>

>>
>>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>>traffic.

>
>N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>
>Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>
>Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>
>Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.


Phgr... abg gbb phgr, whfg phgr.

--
Zilbandy

Mack A. Damia 16-05-2009 09:09 PM

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On Sat, 16 May 2009 22:00:24 +0200, ChattyCathy
> wrote:

>Mack A. Damia wrote:
>>
>> N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>>
>> Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>> fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>>
>> Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>>
>> Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.
>>

>Urneq gung bar orsber, ohg vg'f fgvyy shaal. <t>


Tvyoreg Tbggsevrq va n fgnaq-hc ebhgvar ba Fubjgvzr. V jnnf eraqrerq
urycyrff sbe na ubhe jvgu uvf nofbyhgryl svygul wbxrf - bu lrnu, vg'f
pnyyrq "Gur Qvegvrfg Wbxr va gur Jbeyq" - naq gnxrf sberire - Chapu
yvar vf, "Gur Nevfgbpengf". Ynfg wbxr ur gryyf.
--
mad

ChattyCathy 16-05-2009 09:19 PM

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Mack A. Damia wrote:
>
> Tvyoreg Tbggsevrq va n fgnaq-hc ebhgvar ba Fubjgvzr. V jnnf eraqrerq
> urycyrff sbe na ubhe jvgu uvf nofbyhgryl svygul wbxrf - bu lrnu, vg'f
> pnyyrq "Gur Qvegvrfg Wbxr va gur Jbeyq" - naq gnxrf sberire - Chapu
> yvar vf, "Gur Nevfgbpengf". Ynfg wbxr ur gryyf.


Juvpu erzvaqf zr, unq n sevraq gung hfrq gb gryy gur 'Ze. naq Zef.
Bavba' wbxr; hfrq gb gnxr uvz nobhg unys na ubhe bs enzoyvat orsber ur
tbg gb gur chapu-yvar juvpu jnf: "Lbh'yy or n irtrgnoyr sbe gur erfg bs
lbhe yvsr".
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Nige 16-05-2009 09:56 PM

Toileting problems
 
> Don't you just hate it when you take a shit on the bog and no matter how
> many
> times you wipe your arse there's always some turd on the TP?
>
> I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.


shitbucket

--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Aprilia RSV Mille


sqwertz 16-05-2009 11:31 PM

Toileting problems
 
On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500, wrote:

> On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>
>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>

>
> I see Mommy and Daddy are out...


Just ignore it. You're not exactly breaking any new ground here, or
being funny.

ObFood: A bakers dozen of potstickers for lunch with my famous dip
of Mae Ploy sweet chili sauce + Huy Fong + Three Crabs.

-sw

[email protected] 16-05-2009 11:37 PM

Toileting problems
 
On Sat, 16 May 2009 12:43:04 -0700, Mack A. Damia
> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500, wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>>
>>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>>

>>
>>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>>traffic.

>
>N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>
>Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>
>Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>
>Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.




Vedo che la mamma ed il Daddy sono fuori questo pomeriggio così you'
re gioco sul loro calcolatore eh? Perché appenda intorno all'interno,
va il calcio del gioco nel traffico.

PeterL[_17_] 16-05-2009 11:54 PM

Toileting problems
 
wrote in :

> On Sat, 16 May 2009 12:43:04 -0700, Mack A. Damia
> > wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500,
wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>>>
>>>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>>>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>>>traffic.

>>
>>N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>>
>>Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>>fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>>
>>Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>>
>>Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.

>
>
>
> Vedo che la mamma ed il Daddy sono fuori questo pomeriggio così you'
> re gioco sul loro calcolatore eh? Perché appenda intorno all'interno,
> va il calcio del gioco nel traffico.
>



or............

Saya melihat Mommy dan Daddy keluar tengah hari tadi supaya anda terus
bermain komputer mereka, eh? Mengapa menanti dalam, pergi memainkan bola
sepak dalam lalu lintas.

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Killfile all Google Groups posters.........

http://improve-usenet.org/

http://improve-usenet.org/filters_bg.html

[email protected] 17-05-2009 12:10 AM

Toileting problems
 
On Sat, 16 May 2009 22:54:09 +0000 (UTC), PeterL >
wrote:

wrote in :
>
>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 12:43:04 -0700, Mack A. Damia
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500, wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>>>>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>>>>traffic.
>>>
>>>N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>>>
>>>Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>>>fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>>>
>>>Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>>>
>>>Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.

>>
>>
>>
>> Vedo che la mamma ed il Daddy sono fuori questo pomeriggio così you'
>> re gioco sul loro calcolatore eh? Perché appenda intorno all'interno,
>> va il calcio del gioco nel traffico.
>>

>
>
>or............
>
>Saya melihat Mommy dan Daddy keluar tengah hari tadi supaya anda terus
>bermain komputer mereka, eh? Mengapa menanti dalam, pergi memainkan bola
>sepak dalam lalu lintas.



De hecho

PeterL[_17_] 17-05-2009 12:21 AM

Toileting problems
 
wrote in :

> On Sat, 16 May 2009 22:54:09 +0000 (UTC), PeterL >
> wrote:
>
wrote in news:jtfu059t9fgf69ice51di2louv791a7s8g@

4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 12:43:04 -0700, Mack A. Damia
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500,
wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>>>>>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>>>>>traffic.
>>>>
>>>>N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>>>>
>>>>Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>>>>fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>>>>
>>>>Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>>>>
>>>>Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Vedo che la mamma ed il Daddy sono fuori questo pomeriggio così you'
>>> re gioco sul loro calcolatore eh? Perché appenda intorno all'interno,
>>> va il calcio del gioco nel traffico.
>>>

>>
>>
>>or............
>>
>>Saya melihat Mommy dan Daddy keluar tengah hari tadi supaya anda terus
>>bermain komputer mereka, eh? Mengapa menanti dalam, pergi memainkan bola
>>sepak dalam lalu lintas.

>
>
> De hecho
>



Qué?

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Killfile all Google Groups posters.........

http://improve-usenet.org/

http://improve-usenet.org/filters_bg.html

Abdullah Khan 17-05-2009 05:42 PM

Toileting problems
 

<Siobhan> wrote in message
...
> Don't you just hate it when you take a shit on the bog and no matter how
> many
> times you wipe your arse there's always some turd on the TP?
>
> I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>
>Allah will punish you you shitarsed infidel.





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