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On Apr 30, 8:54*pm, wrote:
> Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > Now swine flue... What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. |
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> wrote: > wrote: > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > Now swine flue... What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. Actually polio brain meant to write "Now swine _flew_". |
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On May 1, 11:58*am, wrote:
> On Apr 30, 8:54*pm, wrote: > > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > > Now swine flue... > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. *I believe you meant to type > "flu". *A "flue" is a fireplace vent. *Dipshit. hmmmm....someone else who thinks they are the net police. |
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On May 1, 12:18*pm, "brooklyn1" > wrote:
> > wrote: > > wrote: > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > > Now swine flue... > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. *I believe you meant to type > "flu". *A "flue" is a fireplace vent. *Dipshit. > Oops. I must have inadevertently cross-posted to soc.culture.vent.your.inadequacy.frustrations.on.o thers No need for you to foam at the mouth. > > Actually polio brain meant to write "Now swine _flew_". > |
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On May 1, 2:22*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On May 1, 11:58*am, wrote: > > > On Apr 30, 8:54*pm, wrote: > > > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > > > Now swine flue... > > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. *I believe you meant to type > > "flu". *A "flue" is a fireplace vent. *Dipshit. > > hmmmm....someone else who thinks they are the net police. No, Karla is actually an idiot of massive proportion. It wasn't some attempt at a pun - his capacity for posting nonsense and moronic blathering is readily apparent... Vidas |
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On May 1, 5:43*pm, wrote:
> On May 1, 2:22*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote: > > > On May 1, 11:58*am, wrote: > > > > On Apr 30, 8:54*pm, wrote: > > > > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > > > > Now swine flue... > > > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. *I believe you meant to type > > > "flu". *A "flue" is a fireplace vent. *Dipshit. > > > hmmmm....someone else who thinks they are the net police. > > No, Karla is actually an idiot of massive proportion. It wasn't some > attempt at a pun - his capacity for posting nonsense and moronic > blathering is readily apparent... > Oh, the rattle-snake has been let out of the Zoo again on the Walpurgis Night to celebrate the Witches' Sabbath? Don't flatter yourself: you are not as deadly nor as intelligent as a snake, although you make much more rattling noise. Being called an "idiot" by you is a badge of honour, as when you replied: > > [deletions] > >> The Daugava River didn't seem to be more >> than 1 kilometer "broad". > > Apparently you're not done being an idiot. > The Daugava is up to 700 meters wide. > Still insisting that 700 meters is more than 1 kilometer, rattlebrain? |
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On May 1, 11:58 am, wrote:
> On Apr 30, 8:54 pm, wrote: > > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > > Now swine flue... > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type > "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. > Sorry if my coming to the US from a non-English-speaking country makes you angry. I was trying to put into writing an auditory pun, after reading RTTNews. I cut-and-pasted the term "swine flue" probably from: http://www.realtimetraders.com/Conte...e=B5&Id=928843 … recent concerns about the economic impact of the swine flue outbreak… They are still perpetrating this horrible crime, as evidenced in: http://rttnews.com/Content/TopStories.aspx?Id=933026 Continental cuts capacity for Mexico amid swine flue fears - update and many other articles. I suggest you write an angry letter to their chief editors and management, demanding an apology and a full investigation as to whether one of their reporters comes from a non-English-speaking country. If you don’t – the damage may be devastating, dragging the entire booming world economy into some kind of a deep recession. Mark my words. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTTNews RTTNews is an Internet-based business wire service and news aggregator based in Williamsville, New York. It focuses on rapid delivery of important global financial news, economic developments, market analysis, stock alerts, foreign exchange happenings, and the like. It offers a news alert system for desktop computers. Users of RTTNews include banks and brokerages, financial exchanges, other news aggregators, and assorted websites. |
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On May 1, 9:15 pm, Valtsu > wrote:
> wrote: > > On May 1, 11:58 am, wrote: > >> On Apr 30, 8:54 pm, wrote: > > >>> Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > >>> Now swine flue... > >> What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type > >> "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. > > > Sorry if my coming to the US from a non-English-speaking country makes > > you angry. > > > I was trying to put into writing an auditory pun, after reading > > RTTNews. I cut-and-pasted the term "swine flue" probably from: > > >http://www.realtimetraders.com/Conte...spx?Node=B5&Id.... > > … recent concerns about the economic impact of the swine flue > > outbreak… > > > They are still perpetrating this horrible crime, as evidenced in: > > >http://rttnews.com/Content/TopStories.aspx?Id=933026 > > Continental cuts capacity for Mexico amid swine flue fears - update > > > and many other articles. > > > I suggest you write an angry letter to their chief editors and > > management, demanding an apology and a full investigation as to > > whether one of their reporters comes from a non-English-speaking > > country. If you don’t – the damage may be devastating, dragging the > > entire booming world economy into some kind of a deep recession. Mark > > my words. > > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTTNews > > RTTNews is an Internet-based business wire service and news aggregator > > based in Williamsville, New York. It focuses on rapid delivery of > > important global financial news, economic developments, market > > analysis, stock alerts, foreign exchange happenings, and the like. It > > offers a news alert system for desktop computers. Users of RTTNews > > include banks and brokerages, financial exchanges, other news > > aggregators, and assorted websites. > > This brings memories of the then vice-president Al Gore in a spelling > contest included the vocal e in the word potato. Therefore, > vice-presidential spelling seems to be fluE, potatoE, etc. > That's probably because the plural is "potatoEs", "tomatoEs"... BTW, what is the plural of "flu"? :-) "Flu" is not a venerable word. It's just an abbreviation for "inFLUenza", invented by those who can't spell "grippe". In the beginning, there were dissenters, who abbreviated "inFLUEnza" as "flue", but they soon lost out to the "flu" adherents, because "flu" represented a 25% saving over "flue". > > I just wonder what new spelling styles Mme Sarah Palin would have > brought along if she would have become vice-president. > Let me try to imagine what would happen if she ever became our President. I bet she would be viewed by the media as a female version of a cross between Kennedy and Reagan. And she would behave accordingly. Here are some news reports about this from 2013: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/wo...dleeast/012345 Today President Palin visited Jerusalem and gave a speech to a large crowd of Israelis in front of the Wailing Wall (or, as they spell in Alaska, the Whaling Wall). Just like her mentor Ronald Reagan in his famous speech at the Berlin Wall, she too turned east and proclaimed, as if addressing the new Palestinian Prime Minister: "Mr. Prime Minister, tear down this wall!" Unfortunately, this time, the audience reception of this historical speech was less than enthusiastic. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/12/world/europe/0123456 On her visit to Hamburg, Germany, President Palin proved her ability to fill JFK's shoes by interpolating his famous "I am a Berliner!" speech. In front of an audience of 100,000-strong, she declared: "I am a Hamburger!" Next on her agenda: similar speeches in Frankfurt and Wien, Austria. |
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l, not -l > wrote:
>On 1-May-2009, Valtsu > wrote: >> This brings memories of the then vice-president Al Gore in a spelling >> contest included the vocal e in the word potato. Therefore, >> vice-presidential spelling seems to be fluE, potatoE, etc. >> I just wonder what new spelling styles Mme Sarah Palin would have >> brought along if she would have become vice-president. "Di-fram" -- a contraceptive device devised by a US Senator from California, that we don't use up here in Alaska" (Thought I'd give it a shot...) S. |
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On Sat, 02 May 2009 09:28:53 -0500, wrote:
> On Sat, 2 May 2009 08:32:16 +0000 (UTC), (Steve > Pope) wrote: > >>l, not -l > wrote: >> >>>On 1-May-2009, Valtsu > wrote: >> >>>> This brings memories of the then vice-president Al Gore in a spelling >>>> contest included the vocal e in the word potato. Therefore, >>>> vice-presidential spelling seems to be fluE, potatoE, etc. >>>> I just wonder what new spelling styles Mme Sarah Palin would have >>>> brought along if she would have become vice-president. >> >>"Di-fram" -- a contraceptive device devised by a US Senator >>from California, that we don't use up here in Alaska" >> >>(Thought I'd give it a shot...) >> >> >>S. > > I saw the interview Palin gave infront of the stuffed Grizzly, what a > totally hokey performance. I beleive she's a smart woman, why in god's name would you believe that? >but the interview didn't help her credability at all. what ****ing credibility? she's a goofball, albeit a vicious one. blake |
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brooklyn1 wrote:
> > wrote: >> wrote: >> Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? >> >> Now swine flue... > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type > "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. > > Actually polio brain meant to write "Now swine _flew_". > He's actually fascinated because this variety has a mixture of swine and bird (avian) and human genetic material. And probably gleeful in anticipation of a pandemic. |
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Correct me if I am wrong, Rostyk, but you have never been able to have
any children, you are not attractive to the opposite sex, recently described to us the suffering from erectile dysfunction, you are around 70-75 and totally alone. It is common for a man in your predicament to have sadistic fantasies about millions of people dying in a pandemic, but to blame your thought process on me - that's very undignified, to say the least. Even if I were a sadist, I would still not feel "gleeful in anticipation of a pandemic" simply because of the high probability that I or my 3 children could die in such a pandemic. I don't want to die: I still have at least 30 years of productive life ahead of me. In the future, please make an attempt not to tell the readers your own fantasies as to what I am thinking or feeling. You don't know what I am thinking: we live on opposite sides of the continent, never met, and - G*d help us - never will. And speaking of the swine flu, please try behaving like a human being. Before posting a sadistic attack on another human being, ask yourself: “How would I feel if I were on the receiving end of this “prank’”? Follow the Golden Rule "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." |
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On May 1, 8:17*pm, wrote:
> > > No, Karla is actually an idiot of massive proportion. It wasn't some > > attempt at a pun - his capacity for posting nonsense and moronic > > blathering is readily apparent... > > Oh, the rattle-snake has been let out of the Zoo again on the > Walpurgis Night to celebrate the Witches' Sabbath? *Don't flatter > yourself: you are not as deadly nor as intelligent as a snake, > although you make much more rattling noise. > > Being called an "idiot" by you is a badge of honour, as when you > replied: Idiocy is truly your badge of honor to wear Karla - and you apparently wear it with no small pride. It's what you're know for. That and really poor decision making on cross posting details that reiterate your status as a total idiot > >> The Daugava River didn't seem to be more > >> than 1 kilometer "broad". > > > Apparently you're not done being an idiot. > > The Daugava is up to 700 meters wide. > > Still insisting that 700 meters is more than 1 kilometer, > rattlebrain? The only point that I insist on is that which shows that you are, in fact, a total effing idiot. Vidas |
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> On Apr 30, 6:54 pm, wrote:
> > > Subject: Swine flu > > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > Now swine flue... > Oops. Looks that I spelled the second “flu” as “flue” in my already weak pun. I wonder if somebody will correct my typo… On May 1, 5:43 pm, wrote: > > No, Karla is actually an idiot of massive proportion. It wasn't some > attempt at a pun - his capacity for posting nonsense and moronic > blathering is readily apparent... > Well, that is a bit of an over-reaction to a small typo…. Plus a total humourlessness and reading retardation. But who cares. Done? On May 1, 5:45 pm, wrote: > > Insulate your inner moron Karla and you wont have these recurring > episodes where you display your intense stupidity for all to note. > > You're such a total idiot. > Wow. One ad hominem attack wasn’t enough? Waited for a whole 2 minutes and posted another one? Getting very repetitive and hysterical. A total vocabulary of 100 words. Shakespeare used 12,000. Done now? On May 2, 6:51 pm, wrote: > > Idiocy is truly your badge of honor to wear Karla - and you apparently > wear it with no small pride. It's what you're know for. > > That and really poor decision making on cross posting details that > reiterate your status as a total idiot > > The only point that I insist on is that which shows that you are, in > fact, a total effing idiot. > That seems to be a highly inadequate, content-free and hysterical response and an unhealthy preoccupation with a little typo of “flue”. BTW, you really should look up synonyms for “idiot”, cretinous jackass. ////////////////////////////////////////// http://www.tgos.org/newbie/rules.html The Usenet Newbie Project Good Usenet etiquette Don't send a reply just to point out their spelling or grammar mistakes, that's pretty poor behavior. Since we aren't in kindergarten anymore and you probably aren't too stupid to guess what the author meant, you can certainly overlook those mistakes. ////////////////////////////////////////// Since you are neither a newbie nor in kindergarten, it must be that you are **too stupid**, according to the The Usenet Newbie Project, Vidas. You were always known around SCB as too stupid, but now you have received an official certification. Life wasn’t kind to you when it handed out genes, was it, Vidas? BTW, I didn’t get the answer yet to the following question, although I have asked several times: > >> The Daugava River didn't seem to be more >> than 1 kilometer "broad". > > Apparently you're not done being an idiot. > The Daugava is up to 700 meters wide. > Do you still think that 700 meters is more than 1 kilometer, imbecile? |
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> wrote in message ... On May 1, 2:22 pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote: > On May 1, 11:58 am, wrote: > > > On Apr 30, 8:54 pm, wrote: > > > > Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > > > Now swine flue... > > > What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type > > "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. > > hmmmm....someone else who thinks they are the net police. No, Karla is actually an idiot of massive proportion. It wasn't some attempt at a pun - his capacity for posting nonsense and moronic blathering is readily apparent... Vidas ///////////////////////// - where's the love? |
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On May 2, 3:21*pm, wrote:
> On May 1, 9:15 pm, Valtsu > wrote: > > > > > > > wrote: > > > On May 1, 11:58 am, wrote: > > >> On Apr 30, 8:54 pm, wrote: > > > >>> Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > >>> Now swine flue... > > >> What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. *I believe you meant to type > > >> "flu". *A "flue" is a fireplace vent. *Dipshit. > > > > Sorry if my coming to the US from a non-English-speaking country makes > > > you angry. > > > > I was trying to put into writing an auditory pun, after reading > > > RTTNews. *I cut-and-pasted the term "swine flue" probably from: > > > >http://www.realtimetraders.com/Conte...spx?Node=B5&Id... > > > … *recent concerns about the economic impact of the swine flue > > > outbreak… > > > > They are still perpetrating this horrible crime, as evidenced in: > > > >http://rttnews.com/Content/TopStories.aspx?Id=933026 > > > Continental cuts capacity for Mexico amid swine flue fears - update > > > > and many other articles. > > > > I suggest you write an angry letter to their chief editors and > > > management, demanding an apology and a full investigation as to > > > whether one of their reporters comes from a non-English-speaking > > > country. If you don’t – the damage may be devastating, dragging the > > > entire booming world economy into some kind of a deep recession. *Mark > > > my words. > > > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTTNews > > > RTTNews is an Internet-based business wire service and news aggregator > > > based in Williamsville, New York. It focuses on rapid delivery of > > > important global financial news, economic developments, market > > > analysis, stock alerts, foreign exchange happenings, and the like. It > > > offers a news alert system for desktop computers. Users of RTTNews > > > include banks and brokerages, financial exchanges, other news > > > aggregators, and assorted websites. > > > This brings memories of the then vice-president Al Gore in a spelling > > contest included the vocal e in the word potato. Therefore, > > vice-presidential spelling seems to be fluE, potatoE, etc. > > That's probably because the plural is "potatoEs", "tomatoEs"... BTW, > what is the plural of "flu"? :-) > > "Flu" is not a venerable word. It's just an abbreviation for > "inFLUenza", invented by those who can't spell "grippe". *In the > beginning, there were dissenters, who abbreviated "inFLUEnza" as > "flue", but they soon lost out to the "flu" adherents, because "flu" > represented a 25% saving over "flue". > > > > > I just wonder what new spelling styles Mme Sarah Palin would have > > brought along if she would have become vice-president. > > Let me try to imagine what would happen if she ever became our > President. I bet she would be viewed by the media as a female version > of a cross between Kennedy and Reagan. *And she would behave > accordingly. Here are some news reports about this from 2013: > > http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/wo...dleeast/012345 > > Today President Palin visited Jerusalem and gave a speech to a large > crowd of Israelis in front of the Wailing Wall (or, as they spell in > Alaska, the Whaling Wall). Just like her mentor Ronald Reagan in his > famous speech at the Berlin Wall, she too turned east and proclaimed, > as if addressing the new Palestinian Prime Minister: > > "Mr. Prime Minister, tear down this wall!" > > Unfortunately, this time, the audience reception of this historical > speech was less than enthusiastic. > > http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/12/world/europe/0123456 > > On her visit to Hamburg, Germany, President Palin proved her ability > to fill JFK's shoes by interpolating his famous "I am a Berliner!" > speech. In front of an audience of 100,000-strong, she declared: "I am > a Hamburger!" Next on her agenda: similar speeches in Frankfurt and > Wien, Austria.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - This all reminds me of the first origins of "Rap" music. Originally it was intended to be marketed under another name, but the editor didn't pick up the typing error. The "C" got left out. |
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"Bob Crowley" > wrote in message ... On May 2, 3:21 pm, wrote: > On May 1, 9:15 pm, Valtsu > wrote: > > > > > > > wrote: > > > On May 1, 11:58 am, wrote: > > >> On Apr 30, 8:54 pm, wrote: > > > >>> Remember all those promises predicated on "when pigs fly"? > > >>> Now swine flue... > > >> What a ****-poor attempt at a pun. I believe you meant to type > > >> "flu". A "flue" is a fireplace vent. Dipshit. > > > > Sorry if my coming to the US from a non-English-speaking country makes > > > you angry. > > > > I was trying to put into writing an auditory pun, after reading > > > RTTNews. I cut-and-pasted the term "swine flue" probably from: > > > >http://www.realtimetraders.com/Conte...spx?Node=B5&Id... > > > … recent concerns about the economic impact of the swine flue > > > outbreak… > > > > They are still perpetrating this horrible crime, as evidenced in: > > > >http://rttnews.com/Content/TopStories.aspx?Id=933026 > > > Continental cuts capacity for Mexico amid swine flue fears - update > > > > and many other articles. > > > > I suggest you write an angry letter to their chief editors and > > > management, demanding an apology and a full investigation as to > > > whether one of their reporters comes from a non-English-speaking > > > country. If you don’t – the damage may be devastating, dragging the > > > entire booming world economy into some kind of a deep recession. Mark > > > my words. > > > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTTNews > > > RTTNews is an Internet-based business wire service and news aggregator > > > based in Williamsville, New York. It focuses on rapid delivery of > > > important global financial news, economic developments, market > > > analysis, stock alerts, foreign exchange happenings, and the like. It > > > offers a news alert system for desktop computers. Users of RTTNews > > > include banks and brokerages, financial exchanges, other news > > > aggregators, and assorted websites. > > > This brings memories of the then vice-president Al Gore in a spelling > > contest included the vocal e in the word potato. Therefore, > > vice-presidential spelling seems to be fluE, potatoE, etc. > > That's probably because the plural is "potatoEs", "tomatoEs"... BTW, > what is the plural of "flu"? :-) > > "Flu" is not a venerable word. It's just an abbreviation for > "inFLUenza", invented by those who can't spell "grippe". In the > beginning, there were dissenters, who abbreviated "inFLUEnza" as > "flue", but they soon lost out to the "flu" adherents, because "flu" > represented a 25% saving over "flue". > > > > > I just wonder what new spelling styles Mme Sarah Palin would have > > brought along if she would have become vice-president. > > Let me try to imagine what would happen if she ever became our > President. I bet she would be viewed by the media as a female version > of a cross between Kennedy and Reagan. And she would behave > accordingly. Here are some news reports about this from 2013: > > http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/wo...dleeast/012345 > > Today President Palin visited Jerusalem and gave a speech to a large > crowd of Israelis in front of the Wailing Wall (or, as they spell in > Alaska, the Whaling Wall). Just like her mentor Ronald Reagan in his > famous speech at the Berlin Wall, she too turned east and proclaimed, > as if addressing the new Palestinian Prime Minister: > > "Mr. Prime Minister, tear down this wall!" > > Unfortunately, this time, the audience reception of this historical > speech was less than enthusiastic. > > http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/12/world/europe/0123456 > > On her visit to Hamburg, Germany, President Palin proved her ability > to fill JFK's shoes by interpolating his famous "I am a Berliner!" > speech. In front of an audience of 100,000-strong, she declared: "I am > a Hamburger!" Next on her agenda: similar speeches in Frankfurt and > Wien, Austria.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - maybe she should make a trip to dildo, canada http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&sa...-8&sa=N&tab=il |
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