Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

Kswck wrote:

> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
It's "Yawker" ... ;-)

--Lin (you say potato, I say po-taw-toe)

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Lin" > wrote in message
.. .
> Kswck wrote:
>
>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
> It's "Yawker" ... ;-)
>
> --Lin (you say potato, I say po-taw-toe)


Fine. But who is making the allegation that all Noo Yawkers are typical?
Disagree with Sheldon if you like, but the rest is a stereotype.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

Kswck said...

Somebody who lives in NY.

> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?

The NY Dept. of Revenue.

Andy
--
Eat first, talk later.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Kswck" > wrote in message
...
> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
Anyone that has ever done business in NY. The exception is Margaret.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Kswck" > wrote in message
...
> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
Dat's Noo Yawker.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

Kswck > wrote:

> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?

Because they talk like they're form Joisey.

-sw

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

Sqwertz wrote:
> Kswck > wrote:
>
>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
>
> -sw

Not all do, not by a long shot.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Kswck > wrote:
>
>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
>
>
Texass males speak like they have a mouthful of ejaculate and are castrated,
that's why they talk through their nose in those squeaky voices, y'all. LOL

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

Sqwertz wrote:
> Kswck > wrote:
>
>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
>
> -sw

I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>

--
Janet Wilder
way-the-heck-south Texas
spelling doesn't count
but cooking does

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
...
| Sqwertz wrote:
| > Kswck > wrote:
| >
| >> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
| >
| > Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
| >
| > -sw
|
| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>

Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.

pavane

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

pavane > wrote:

> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
> ...
>| Sqwertz wrote:
>|> Kswck > wrote:
>|>
>|>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>|>
>|> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
>|>
>|> -sw
>|
>| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
>| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
>| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
>
> Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
> unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
> of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
> state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.

Oh, **** you. After you blow me for a few minutes. Are you good at
either one of those?

While it was meant to be a joke,. I do indeed know at least one
person who has that namesake Joisey accent and does indeed pronounce
it that way, as well as *******izing the rest of the ENglish
language in the classic accent.

I suspect finding a true Jersian is like finding a true Texan when
it comes to accents - I do now know anybody with a classic Texas
accent. But there are indeed Texans and Jersians that have their
accents.

And that's the truth wether you like it or not. Sorry I offended
your piddly little useless state.

-sw

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message ...
| pavane > wrote:
|
| > "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
| > ...
| >| Sqwertz wrote:
| >|> Kswck > wrote:
| >|>
| >|>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
| >|>
| >|> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
| >|>
| >|> -sw
| >|
| >| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
| >| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
| >| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
| >
| > Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
| > unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
| > of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
| > state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.
|
| Oh, **** you. After you blow me for a few minutes. Are you good at
| either one of those?
|
| And that's the truth wether you like it or not. Sorry I offended
| your piddly little useless state.

Don't respond when you are drunk, child. Go sleep it off
and try again when you can make an attempt at thinking.
Meanwhile enjoy your sexual fantasies, if that is what they
are. You are what the Brits call a "giggle."

pavane

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

pavane > wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message ...
>| pavane > wrote:
>|
>|> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
>|> ...
>|>| Sqwertz wrote:
>|>|> Kswck > wrote:
>|>|>
>|>|>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>|>|>
>|>|> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
>|>|>
>|>|> -sw
>|>|
>|>| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
>|>| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
>|>| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
>|>
>|> Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
>|> unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
>|> of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
>|> state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.
>|
>| Oh, **** you. After you blow me for a few minutes. Are you good at
>| either one of those?
>|
>| And that's the truth wether you like it or not. Sorry I offended
>| your piddly little useless state.
>
> Don't respond when you are drunk, child.

There was nothing incoherent about my sober response (which you
snipped because you knew I was right). Which part didn't you
understand? Or which part are you disagreeing with? We all know
I'm right.

What is it with people, when proven wrong, just resort to calling
the other person drunk? What a bunch of chicken-shit pussies.

-sw

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message ...
| pavane > wrote:
|
| > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
| >| pavane > wrote:
| >|
| >|> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
| >|> ...
| >|>| Sqwertz wrote:
| >|>|> Kswck > wrote:
| >|>|>
| >|>|>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
| >|>|>
| >|>|> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
| >|>|>
| >|>|> -sw
| >|>|
| >|>| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
| >|>| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
| >|>| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
| >|>
| >|> Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
| >|> unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
| >|> of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
| >|> state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.
| >|
| >| Oh, **** you. After you blow me for a few minutes. Are you good at
| >| either one of those?
| >|
| >| And that's the truth wether you like it or not. Sorry I offended
| >| your piddly little useless state.
| >
| > Don't respond when you are drunk, child.
|
| There was nothing incoherent about my sober response (which you
| snipped because you knew I was right). Which part didn't you
| understand? Or which part are you disagreeing with? We all know
| I'm right.
|
| What is it with people, when proven wrong, just resort to calling
| the other person drunk? What a bunch of chicken-shit pussies.

....Sorry, you are not drunk. My rant was intended for Sheldon,
the babbling fool, not for you. I would never say such things
about you, I consider you a good poster, which is why I was
surprised at your comeback. My fault, I misread the whole thing.

pavane

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:01:56 -0400, Kswck wrote:

> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?

don't know, but maybe you can find some insight he

<http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/>

the site consists of snippets of conversation overheard in new york.
samples from today's front page:

Hobo sitting on bench: Hey man, wanna buy some soap?
Yuppie: Nah... (walks away)
Hobo: Ma'am, would you care for some shoes?
JAP: Hell, naw. (walks away)
Hobo: Hey fella, want to buy some peanut butter?
Old Asian guy, happily: Yes, please!
Hobo: I'm sorry, brother, I don't have any on me. I just wanted to do some
product research for a project I'm doing. (pulls out a roll of toilet paper
and a sharpie, rips out one square of toilet paper, and writes "peanut
butter")

--23rd St

*

Mother to young son: If daddy asks you why mommy's upset with him, you say
it's because he doesn't take care of her.
Young son: I ain't saying nothing.

--B Train

*

Teenage girl #1: Oh my god, could you imagine having a baby, like, you
know...inside of you?
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, no! Eeeww!
Teenage girl #1: I know, right? But I would do it.
Teenage girl #2: You would? You wouldn't mind them cutting into you?
Teenage girl #1: They do that?
Teenage girl #2: Yeah, you get cut open. It's called a Sicilian.

--Uptown 6 Train

*

Coked-out hipster girlfriend, loudly: And that's why I could never wake up
for Pilates.
Hipster boyfriend: Julia. Turn the voice down. People are looking.
Coked-out hipster girlfriend: Well, I can't help the way my voice projects.
I used to be an actress.
Hipster boyfriend: No, you didn't.
Coked-out hipster girlfriend: Well, I'm a model.
Hipster boyfriend: No, you're not.
Coked-out hipster girlfriend: I'm kind of a drug dealer.
Hipster boyfriend: Yeah. Which is so ***.

--Williamsburg Bridge


your pal,
blake

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"pavane" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
> | pavane > wrote:
> |
> | > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
> | >| pavane > wrote:
> | >|
> | >|> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
> | >|> ...
> | >|>| Sqwertz wrote:
> | >|>|> Kswck > wrote:
> | >|>|>
> | >|>|>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
> | >|>|>
> | >|>|> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
> | >|>|>
> | >|>|> -sw
> | >|>|
> | >|>| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it
> like
> | >|>| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
> | >|>| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
> | >|>
> | >|> Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
> | >|> unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
> | >|> of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
> | >|> state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.
> | >|
> | >| Oh, **** you. After you blow me for a few minutes. Are you good at
> | >| either one of those?
> | >|
> | >| And that's the truth wether you like it or not. Sorry I offended
> | >| your piddly little useless state.
> | >
> | > Don't respond when you are drunk, child.
> |
> | There was nothing incoherent about my sober response (which you
> | snipped because you knew I was right). Which part didn't you
> | understand? Or which part are you disagreeing with? We all know
> | I'm right.
> |
> | What is it with people, when proven wrong, just resort to calling
> | the other person drunk? What a bunch of chicken-shit pussies.
>
> ...Sorry, you are not drunk. My rant was intended for Sheldon,
> the babbling fool, not for you. I would never say such things
> about you, I consider you a good poster, which is why I was
> surprised at your comeback. My fault, I misread the whole thing.
>
> pavane
>
>
I'm not even in this post, you lying piece of shit cocksucker... you ascared
the friggin' dwarf won't **** your stinky ass anymore... COWARD! NOOBIE
TROLL!

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"brooklyn1" > wrote in message ...
|
| "pavane" > wrote in message
| ...
| >
| > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
| > ...
| > | pavane > wrote:
| > |
| > | > "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
| > ...
| > | >| pavane > wrote:
| > | >|
| > | >|> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
| > | >|> ...
| > | >|>| Sqwertz wrote:
| > | >|>|> Kswck > wrote:
| > | >|>|>
| > | >|>|>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
| > | >|>|>
| > | >|>|> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
| > | >|>|>
| > | >|>|> -sw
| > | >|>|
| > | >|>| I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it
| > like
| > | >|>| you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
| > | >|>| little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
| > | >|>
| > | >|> Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
| > | >|> unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
| > | >|> of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
| > | >|> state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.
| > | >|
| > | >| Oh, **** you. After you blow me for a few minutes. Are you good at
| > | >| either one of those?
| > | >|
| > | >| And that's the truth wether you like it or not. Sorry I offended
| > | >| your piddly little useless state.
| > | >
| > | > Don't respond when you are drunk, child.
| > |
| > | There was nothing incoherent about my sober response (which you
| > | snipped because you knew I was right). Which part didn't you
| > | understand? Or which part are you disagreeing with? We all know
| > | I'm right.
| > |
| > | What is it with people, when proven wrong, just resort to calling
| > | the other person drunk? What a bunch of chicken-shit pussies.
| >
| > ...Sorry, you are not drunk. My rant was intended for Sheldon,
| > the babbling fool, not for you. I would never say such things
| > about you, I consider you a good poster, which is why I was
| > surprised at your comeback. My fault, I misread the whole thing.
| >
| > pavane
| >
| >
| I'm not even in this post, you lying piece of shit cocksucker... you ascared
| the friggin' dwarf won't **** your stinky ass anymore... COWARD! NOOBIE
| TROLL!

Yes you are, you foolish thing:

"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
...
|
| "Kswck" > wrote in message
| ...
| > And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
| >
| Dat's Noo Yawker.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"pavane" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
> ...
> | Sqwertz wrote:
> | > Kswck > wrote:
> | >
> | >> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
> | >
> | > Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
> | >
> | > -sw
> |
> | I'm from New Jersey and no one I knew who lived there pronounced it like
> | you spelled it. Only people from other states who really know very
> | little about the state pronounce it that way. <g>
>
> Of course not; he is an exhibitionistic asshole trying to carve a
> unique identity by massacring both our language and our spelling
> of it. But you are right, he really knows very little about the
> state and about anything else. Simply a babbling fool.
>
Oh, he's much worse than a babbling fool.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Kswck > wrote:
>
>> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?
>
> Because they talk like they're form Joisey.
>
> -sw

No way Jose

Dimitri

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"Kswck" > wrote in message
...
> And who classifies all Noo Yorkers as typical?

A very friendly person who's uncles mistress, had a cousin who knew a taxi
driver who's aunt moved to California and her name is Cohen and do you know
her she lives in Sherman oaks.

Dimitri

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

If you're in a public place,
and you hear a loud voice
complaining about EVERYTHING
you've just heard a Noo Yawker.

If you're in line, and someone insistently
nudges in ahead of you,
you've just met a NooYawker.

If your'e on a plane, or in a stadium,
and the person next to you
wants their space AND some of yours,
you've just felt a Noo Yawker

If you're in a nice restaurant,
and the person at the next table
is SHOUTING into their cellphone ( non-stop )
You've just experienced a Noo Yawker.

Excuse me, but what is a typical NooYorker?
 

Cocksucker1 wrote:

> males speak like they have a mouthful of ejaculate and are castrated,
> that's why they talk through their nose in those squeaky voices, y'all


I guess YOU would know what someone like that would sound like - from
personal experience I bet.