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I figured it out. It's a ruse to attract people who hate the salty crap
(even properly prepared and "sliced paper thin to release the full country flavor") and make them buy it anyway. I'm betting that enough of them miss the fact that is is cured with 8 cups of salt and 2 cups of sugar that it works, too. Refrigeration. It's a good thing. Why return to the hams of your technologically impoverished forbears? Do you think they LIKED all that salt? IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD TO PRESERVE MEAT. |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:07:07 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote: >I figured it out. It's a ruse to attract people who hate the salty crap >(even properly prepared and "sliced paper thin to release the full country >flavor") and make them buy it anyway. > >I'm betting that enough of them miss the fact that is is cured with 8 cups >of salt and 2 cups of sugar that it works, too. > >Refrigeration. It's a good thing. > >Why return to the hams of your technologically impoverished forbears? > >Do you think they LIKED all that salt? > >IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD TO PRESERVE MEAT. I sense a little reticence. Let it out, hon. We're here for you! Carol, who doesn't like salty food, but finds Smithfield ham strangely and strongly addictive (Maybe it's the way Boli slices it) -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message ... > On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:07:07 -0400, "cybercat" > > wrote: > >>I figured it out. It's a ruse to attract people who hate the salty crap >>(even properly prepared and "sliced paper thin to release the full country >>flavor") and make them buy it anyway. >> >>I'm betting that enough of them miss the fact that is is cured with 8 cups >>of salt and 2 cups of sugar that it works, too. >> >>Refrigeration. It's a good thing. >> >>Why return to the hams of your technologically impoverished forbears? >> >>Do you think they LIKED all that salt? >> >>IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD TO PRESERVE MEAT. > > I sense a little reticence. Let it out, hon. We're here for you! > > Carol, who doesn't like salty food, but finds Smithfield ham strangely > and strongly addictive (Maybe it's the way Boli slices it) > I gotta be me. But I would defend your right to love country ham, Smithfield or otherwise, to the death. Just don't believe there is such a thing as "sugar cured" country ham, e.g., country ham that is not cured primarily with SALT. |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:52:02 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote: > >"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message .. . >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:07:07 -0400, "cybercat" > >> wrote: >> >>>I figured it out. It's a ruse to attract people who hate the salty crap >>>(even properly prepared and "sliced paper thin to release the full country >>>flavor") and make them buy it anyway. >>> >>>I'm betting that enough of them miss the fact that is is cured with 8 cups >>>of salt and 2 cups of sugar that it works, too. >>> >>>Refrigeration. It's a good thing. >>> >>>Why return to the hams of your technologically impoverished forbears? >>> >>>Do you think they LIKED all that salt? >>> >>>IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD TO PRESERVE MEAT. >> >> I sense a little reticence. Let it out, hon. We're here for you! >> >> Carol, who doesn't like salty food, but finds Smithfield ham strangely >> and strongly addictive (Maybe it's the way Boli slices it) >> > >I gotta be me. But I would defend your right to love country ham, Smithfield >or otherwise, to the death. Just don't believe there is such a thing as >"sugar cured" country ham, e.g., country ham that is not cured primarily >with SALT. > You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." All sorts of country ham cure instructions he http://www.ext.vt.edu/pubs/foods/458-223/458-223.html |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:52:02 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote: >"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message .. . >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:07:07 -0400, "cybercat" > >> wrote: >> >>>I figured it out. It's a ruse to attract people who hate the salty crap >>>(even properly prepared and "sliced paper thin to release the full country >>>flavor") and make them buy it anyway. >>> >>>I'm betting that enough of them miss the fact that is is cured with 8 cups >>>of salt and 2 cups of sugar that it works, too. >>> >>>Refrigeration. It's a good thing. >>> >>>Why return to the hams of your technologically impoverished forbears? >>> >>>Do you think they LIKED all that salt? >>> >>>IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD TO PRESERVE MEAT. >> >> I sense a little reticence. Let it out, hon. We're here for you! >> >> Carol, who doesn't like salty food, but finds Smithfield ham strangely >> and strongly addictive (Maybe it's the way Boli slices it) >>> >I gotta be me. But I would defend your right to love country ham, Smithfield >or otherwise, to the death. Just don't believe there is such a thing as >"sugar cured" country ham, e.g., country ham that is not cured primarily >with SALT. Naw, I hear ya. I wouldn't pay those prices for a salt lick, myself. But it's been a nice treat the two times I've had it. I could never go through a whole one at home, though. Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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"Boron Elgar" > wrote: >> > > > You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used > incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country > ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also > includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with > a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham that is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. > > All sorts of country ham cure instructions he > > http://www.ext.vt.edu/pubs/foods/458-223/458-223.html |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote: >Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! Boron |
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Boron Elgar wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress > > wrote: > > >> Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt > > > Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! Are they as cheap, though? |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote: > >"Boron Elgar" > wrote: >>> >> >> >> You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used >> incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country >> ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also >> includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with >> a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." > >Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham that >is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is used in the cure. Pretty simple. That you do not like salty ham has nothing whatsoever to do with the descriptors generally *used* for country ham cures. This is the common terminology. Just as you would need to be familiar with such terminology to understand what you were making or purchasing for other specialized foods, it is what it is. You learn the terms or look like an idiot when talking about the specialized food item. Your preferences are irrelevant to the topic itself. Boron |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:35:56 -0600, Pennyaline
> wrote: >Boron Elgar wrote: >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress >> > wrote: >> >> >>> Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt >> >> >> Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! > >Are they as cheap, though? Yup. No club card needed and they are always in stock. Boron |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:12:13 -0400, Boron Elgar
> wrote: >On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress > wrote: > >>Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt > >Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! ROFL!!! Carol -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message ... > On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > > wrote: > >> >>"Boron Elgar" > wrote: >>>> >>> >>> >>> You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used >>> incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country >>> ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also >>> includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with >>> a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." >> >>Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham >>that >>is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. > > It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is > used in the cure. Pretty simple. > Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. I was simply distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I think I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to afford herself the opportunity to correct someone. Now **** off. |
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Boron Elgar wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress > > wrote: > > > >> Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt >> > > > Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! > > Boron > Hey, I didn't know you could see through the monitor! <blushing> Becca |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:55:19 -0500, Becca > wrote:
>Boron Elgar wrote: >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress >> > wrote: >> >> >> >>> Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt >>> >> >> >> Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! >> >> Boron >> > > >Hey, I didn't know you could see through the monitor! <blushing> > > >Becca Ya gotta wear clothes when you surf the net! Boron |
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"cybercat" > wrote:
> > Why return to the hams of your technologically impoverished forbears? Because sometimes traditional equals good. Consider wine. > Do you think they LIKED all that salt? Humans have a metabolic need for salt. Avoid it thoroughly enough, cravings for it grow. Keep avoiding it and you get ill. It's part of why so much modern food is over salted. So yes I do think they liked salt. I also think they soaked hams to reduce the salt level so to some degree I see your aversion to salt as out of the average but not extremely rare. > IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD TO PRESERVE MEAT. A Thai restaurant near me offers pork jerky. I bought some and tried it. Good but too much sugar for my tastes. Dried so completely it could be powdered for pemmican. Almost all commercial brands of jerky made from other critters have too much sugar to me so this stuff at almost candied was way past what I expect from jerky. Drying, salting, sugaring, immersing in fat (usually comfee' style duck or goose rendered fat) that has to be melted off before eating. Luktefisk is fermented. Soaked in brandy. Pickled in vinegar. Among those I hadn't had luktefisk and I thought brandied chicken was nasty. The oldest preservation method there is is also a way to improve the flavor. It's a trick that's been in use for about two million years - cooking. It's not as effective as those other methods for longevity but it's better than just sitting out in the wild raw. Canned meat? In my desk is a can of Hormel beef marked "Product of Argentina". I keep it in case I need to work through the evening. I consider it a hard ration in the sense that i'm not tempted to eat it under ordinary cirumstances but I won't hestitate in an emergency. At times I've had a can of Spam in my desk as a hard ration but I discovered I would rather wait until the work was over and seek out a 24/7 place on the way home rather than eat it - No hot plate at the office and I really only eat Spam hot off the griddle. |
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cybercat wrote:
> "Boron Elgar" > wrote in message > ... >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > >> wrote: >> >>> "Boron Elgar" > wrote: >>>> >>>> You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used >>>> incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country >>>> ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also >>>> includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with >>>> a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." >>> Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham >>> that >>> is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. >> It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is >> used in the cure. Pretty simple. >> > > Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. I was simply > distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I think > I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to afford > herself the opportunity to correct someone. > > Now **** off. > > I don;t think there is such a thing as a non salt cured ham. For more info... http://www.fsis.usda.gov/Fact_Sheets/Ham/index.asp |
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"Doug Freyburger" > wrote > The oldest preservation method there is is also a way to > improve the flavor. It's a trick that's been in use for about > two million years - cooking. It's not as effective as those > other methods for longevity but it's better than just sitting > out in the wild raw. I thought you were going to say "spices." I read a while back that spices were used in Middle Eastern cooking to either preserve or mask off flavors. > > Canned meat? In my desk is a can of Hormel beef marked > "Product of Argentina". I keep it in case I need to work > through the evening. When I backpacked across Europe I partook of a can of beanee weenee on occasion. |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:00:07 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote: > >"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message .. . >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > >> wrote: >> >>> >>>"Boron Elgar" > wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used >>>> incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country >>>> ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also >>>> includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with >>>> a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." >>> >>>Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham >>>that >>>is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. >> >> It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is >> used in the cure. Pretty simple. >> > >Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. Nope. You were pretty strident in your tirade. > I was simply >distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I think >I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to afford >herself the opportunity to correct someone. Yeah, and you were sticking your nose in to try to show off, but you ****ed up, now didn't you? > >Now **** off. I wouldn't dream of it until you had your foolishness pointed out to everyone in great detail, and even then, given the opportunity to tweak you yet again would prove irresistible. You really don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. Boron |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:55:56 -0400, Boron Elgar
> wrote: >On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:00:07 -0400, "cybercat" > >wrote: > >>"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message . .. >>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > >>> wrote: >>> >>>>"Boron Elgar" > wrote: >>>>> >>>>> You just don't understand the terminology or it has been used >>>>> incorrectly to give you the wrong impression. A sugar cured country >>>>> ham does, indeed, have lots of salt in the cure mixture, but also >>>>> includes sugar. These hams can be cured with salt and NO sugar or with >>>>> a combo...when it's a combo, it's referred to as "sugar cured." >>>> >>>>Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham >>>>that >>>>is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. >>> >>> It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is >>> used in the cure. Pretty simple. >> >>Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. > >Nope. You were pretty strident in your tirade. > >> I was simply >>distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I think >>I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to afford >>herself the opportunity to correct someone. > >Yeah, and you were sticking your nose in to try to show off, but you >****ed up, now didn't you? >> >>Now **** off. > >I wouldn't dream of it until you had your foolishness pointed out to >everyone in great detail, and even then, given the opportunity to >tweak you yet again would prove irresistible. > >You really don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. * Exported from MasterCook * Kettle Corn Recipe By :Carol Peterson Serving Size : 0 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Signature Dishes Snacks-Sweet Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- vegetable oil popcorn 2 tablespoons granulated sugar salt -- for sprinkling In a three-quart saucepan (or "kettle") with a tight-fitting lid, pour enough oil to cover to a depth of about one-half the size of a popcorn kernel. Add two "test" kernels of popcorn, and turn heat to medium high. When the test kernels pop, the oil is hot enough to continue. Quickly pour in enough popcorn to cover the bottom of the saucepan in an even layer. Sprinkle the sugar over the unpopped kernels, and place the lid on the pan. As the corn pops, shake the pan occasionally to assure that unpopped kernels reach the bottom of the pan. When the lid starts to lift off the pan and the popping slows or stops, remove pan from heat. Pour popped corn into a large bowl or several smaller ones. Dust lightly with salt. Yield: "12 cups" -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> * Exported from MasterCook * > > Kettle Corn > > Recipe By :Carol Peterson > Serving Size : 0 Preparation Time :0:00 > Categories : Signature Dishes Snacks-Sweet > > Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method > -------- ------------ -------------------------------- > vegetable oil > popcorn > 2 tablespoons granulated sugar > salt -- for sprinkling > > In a three-quart saucepan (or "kettle") with a tight-fitting lid, pour > enough oil to cover to a depth of about one-half the size of a popcorn > kernel. Add two "test" kernels of popcorn, and turn heat to medium > high. When the test kernels pop, the oil is hot enough to continue. > > Quickly pour in enough popcorn to cover the bottom of the saucepan in > an even layer. Sprinkle the sugar over the unpopped kernels, and > place the lid on the pan. As the corn pops, shake the pan > occasionally to assure that unpopped kernels reach the bottom of the > pan. When the lid starts to lift off the pan and the popping slows or > stops, remove pan from heat. > > Pour popped corn into a large bowl or several smaller ones. Dust > lightly with salt. > > Yield: > "12 cups" > Thanks! |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:12:40 -1000, dsi1 > wrote:
>Damsel in dis Dress wrote: > >> * Exported from MasterCook * >> >> Kettle Corn >> > >Thanks! You betcha! Enjoy! Carol -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message ... > On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:55:56 -0400, Boron Elgar > > wrote: > >>On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:00:07 -0400, "cybercat" > >>wrote: >> >>>"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message ... >>>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham >>>>>that >>>>>is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. >>>> >>>> It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is >>>> used in the cure. Pretty simple. >>> >>>Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. >> >>Nope. You were pretty strident in your tirade. >> >>> I was simply >>>distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I >>>think >>>I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to >>>afford >>>herself the opportunity to correct someone. >> >>Yeah, and you were sticking your nose in to try to show off, but you >>****ed up, now didn't you? >>> >>>Now **** off. >> >>I wouldn't dream of it until you had your foolishness pointed out to >>everyone in great detail, and even then, given the opportunity to >>tweak you yet again would prove irresistible. >> >>You really don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. > > > Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. > I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a little different. :) Boli |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" >
wrote: >"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message .. . > >> Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. > >I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a little >different. :) Smart-ass! <insert Boli here, protesting and acting all innocent-like> (Sounds good) Carol -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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Boron wrote to cyber****:
> You really don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. It *would* be difficult to tell the difference if the hole were six inches in diameter and surrounded by open sores. Bob |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" >
wrote: > >"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message .. . >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:55:56 -0400, Boron Elgar >> > wrote: >> >>>On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:00:07 -0400, "cybercat" > >>>wrote: >>> >>>>"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message m... > >>>>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > >>>>> wrote: >>>>> > >>>>>>Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country ham >>>>>>that >>>>>>is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. >>>>> >>>>> It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is >>>>> used in the cure. Pretty simple. >>>> >>>>Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. >>> >>>Nope. You were pretty strident in your tirade. >>> >>>> I was simply >>>>distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I >>>>think >>>>I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to >>>>afford >>>>herself the opportunity to correct someone. >>> >>>Yeah, and you were sticking your nose in to try to show off, but you >>>****ed up, now didn't you? >>>> >>>>Now **** off. >>> >>>I wouldn't dream of it until you had your foolishness pointed out to >>>everyone in great detail, and even then, given the opportunity to >>>tweak you yet again would prove irresistible. >>> >>>You really don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. >> >> >> Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. >> > >I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a little >different. :) > >Boli > I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 Boron |
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"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message ... > On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > > wrote: > >> >>"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message . .. >>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:55:56 -0400, Boron Elgar >>> > wrote: >>> >>>>On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:00:07 -0400, "cybercat" > >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message om... >> >>>>>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:58:54 -0400, "cybercat" > >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >> >>>>>>>Sigh. I KNOW that. It's an empty, stupid term for a ****ing country >>>>>>>ham >>>>>>>that >>>>>>>is still salty as hell. As in, salt cured. Jesus Weeping Christ. >>>>>> >>>>>> It's a descriptive term to let a preparer or purchaser know what is >>>>>> used in the cure. Pretty simple. >>>>> >>>>>Right. You completely missed the context of the original post. >>>> >>>>Nope. You were pretty strident in your tirade. >>>> >>>>> I was simply >>>>>distinguishing between salt-cured ham and non-salt-cured ham, which I >>>>>think >>>>>I called sweet ham or sugar-cured. Christine was splitting hairs to >>>>>afford >>>>>herself the opportunity to correct someone. >>>> >>>>Yeah, and you were sticking your nose in to try to show off, but you >>>>****ed up, now didn't you? >>>>> >>>>>Now **** off. >>>> >>>>I wouldn't dream of it until you had your foolishness pointed out to >>>>everyone in great detail, and even then, given the opportunity to >>>>tweak you yet again would prove irresistible. >>>> >>>>You really don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. >>> >>> >>> Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. >>> >> >>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>little >>different. :) >> >>Boli >> > > I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make > it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! > > http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 > I hope you both retain so much fluid you look like manatees. |
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On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:55:37 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote: >"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message .. . >> >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > >> wrote: >> >>>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>>little different. :) >> >> I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make >> it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! >> >> http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 > >I hope you both retain so much fluid you look like manatees. OMG ... you know the phrase, "busted a gut, laughing?" I think Crash just did! I don't think it'll require hospitalization. Carol -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:56:28 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress
> wrote: >On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:55:37 -0400, "cybercat" > >wrote: > >>"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message . .. >>> >>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > >>> wrote: >>> >>>>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>>>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>>>little different. :) >>> >>> I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make >>> it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! >>> >>> http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 >> >>I hope you both retain so much fluid you look like manatees. > >OMG ... you know the phrase, "busted a gut, laughing?" I think Crash >just did! I don't think it'll require hospitalization. > >Carol I love salt and am one those folks completely unaffected by it. Laughing, on the other hand, risks gut busting with me, too. Boron |
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Doug Freyburger wrote:
> Drying, salting, sugaring, immersing in fat (usually comfee' > style duck or goose rendered fat)... You mean confit? Traditional confit making also involved salting the meat to be preserved before immersing it in its own rendered fat. > The oldest preservation method there is is also a way to > improve the flavor. It's a trick that's been in use for about > two million years - cooking. I really doubt that cooking food was intended as a means of preserving it, since it doesn't. Palatability improves with cooking, but it doesn't really last longer - in fact spoilage is often hastened because of handling. > It's not as effective as those > other methods for longevity but it's better than just sitting > out in the wild raw. Says who? Lots of raw food exists out in the wild for years without going bad. Don't kill it 'til you can use it, and then use every bit of it. That's the secret! > Canned meat? In my desk is a can of Hormel beef marked > "Product of Argentina". I keep it in case I need to work > through the evening. I consider it a hard ration in the sense > that i'm not tempted to eat it under ordinary cirumstances > but I won't hestitate in an emergency. At times I've had a > can of Spam in my desk as a hard ration but I discovered I > would rather wait until the work was over and seek out a > 24/7 place on the way home rather than eat it - No hot plate > at the office and I really only eat Spam hot off the griddle. I must live in an entirely different universe than yours. Where is working late an emergency? |
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"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message ... > On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > > wrote: > >> >>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>little >>different. :) >> >>Boli >> > > I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make > it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! > > http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 > > Boron Bring it on, Boron. That'll be a good chance to compare the difference in flavors of a regular country ham and a Gen. Smithfield Ham. The GSH is defined by state law, from the diet of the pig all the way through the cure used and the length of time curing. It really does taste different from other country hams. I've been to Edwards' store in Surry a few times and sampled their different hams (and other of their products - I just *love* sampling, hehehe). This is gonna be good party from the way it's stacking up so far. lol Boli |
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On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:12:13 -0400, Boron Elgar wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress > > wrote: > >>Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt > > Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! > > Boron they're family-sized, too! your pal, blake |
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"cybercat" > wrote in message ... > > "Boron Elgar" > wrote in message > ... >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > >> wrote: >> >>> >>>"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message ... >>>> Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. >>>> >>> >>>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>>little >>>different. :) >>> >>>Boli >>> >> >> I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make >> it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! >> >> http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 >> > > I hope you both retain so much fluid you look like manatees. I can't speak for Boron, but I'm already fat as a mantee. Great big butt (but comfortable on long rides like this will entail). Big belly that hangs just far enough over my belt to keep me from having to see my ugly feet. I forget how many chins I see now when I look in the mirror. (I try not to do that very often, not a pretty sight). Flabby arms. But all that is worth it to be able to enjoy good country hams and Gen. Smithfields. :) Boli |
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"bolivar" > wrote in message ... > > "cybercat" > wrote in message > ... >> >> "Boron Elgar" > wrote in message >> ... > >>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>>"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message m... > >>>>> Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. >>>>> >>>> >>>>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>>>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>>>little >>>>different. :) >>>> >>>>Boli >>>> >>> >>> I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make >>> it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! >>> >>> http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 >>> >> >> I hope you both retain so much fluid you look like manatees. > > > I can't speak for Boron, but I'm already fat as a mantee. Great big butt > (but comfortable on long rides like this will entail). Big belly that > hangs just far enough over my belt to keep me from having to see my ugly > feet. I forget how many chins I see now when I look in the mirror. (I try > not to do that very often, not a pretty sight). Flabby arms. > > But all that is worth it to be able to enjoy good country hams and Gen. > Smithfields. :) > Well, good then. |
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On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:22:54 -0400, "bolivar" >
wrote: > >"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message .. . > >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > >> wrote: >> >>> >>>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>>little >>>different. :) >>> >>>Boli >>> >> >> I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make >> it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! >> >> http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 >> >> Boron > >Bring it on, Boron. That'll be a good chance to compare the difference in >flavors of a regular country ham and a Gen. Smithfield Ham. The GSH is >defined by state law, from the diet of the pig all the way through the cure >used and the length of time curing. It really does taste different from >other country hams. I've been to Edwards' store in Surry a few times and >sampled their different hams (and other of their products - I just *love* >sampling, hehehe). > >This is gonna be good party from the way it's stacking up so far. lol > >Boli > This is my first ham from Edwards, although I have ordered other things from them, in particular, their pepper bacon is magnificent. Boron |
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On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:24:04 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote: >On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:12:13 -0400, Boron Elgar wrote: > >> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress >> > wrote: >> >>>Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt >> >> Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! >> >> Boron > >they're family-sized, too! > >your pal, >blake Commodious. |
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On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:31:03 -0400, "bolivar" >
wrote: > >"cybercat" > wrote in message ... >> >> "Boron Elgar" > wrote in message >> ... > >>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:42:40 -0400, "bolivar" > >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>>"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message m... > >>>>> Barb, you grab the lawn chairs. I'll do the kettle corn. >>>>> >>>> >>>>I'll bring the Genuine Smithfield Ham and the cheese biscuits and pear >>>>slices. :) And maybe some garlic jelly for when we want something a >>>>little >>>>different. :) >>>> >>>>Boli >>>> >>> >>> I have one of these hams in the pantry right now and am going to make >>> it this weekend...I'll be happy to serve it up! >>> >>> http://virginiatraditions.com/produc...cd2=1239884112 >>> >> >> I hope you both retain so much fluid you look like manatees. > > >I can't speak for Boron, but I'm already fat as a mantee. Great big butt >(but comfortable on long rides like this will entail). Big belly that hangs >just far enough over my belt to keep me from having to see my ugly feet. I >forget how many chins I see now when I look in the mirror. (I try not to do >that very often, not a pretty sight). Flabby arms. > >But all that is worth it to be able to enjoy good country hams and Gen. >Smithfields. :) > >Boli > Well, I used to be pretty porky, but these days I am a size 4. Flabby arms are there to amuse young children. Think of them as just another way to wave hello. I still like a nice chunk of salty ham, though. Boron |
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On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:31:03 -0400, "bolivar" >
wrote: >I can't speak for Boron, but I'm already fat as a mantee. Great big butt >(but comfortable on long rides like this will entail). Big belly that hangs >just far enough over my belt to keep me from having to see my ugly feet. I >forget how many chins I see now when I look in the mirror. (I try not to do >that very often, not a pretty sight). Flabby arms. > >But all that is worth it to be able to enjoy good country hams and Gen. >Smithfields. :) What have you been smoking, dude??? Carol, who has spent quality time with Boli and knows that he has zero percent body fat -- Change "invalid" to JamesBond's agent number to reply. |
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"Boron Elgar" > wrote in message ... > On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:24:04 GMT, blake murphy > > wrote: > >>On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:12:13 -0400, Boron Elgar wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:43:45 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress >>> > wrote: >>> >>>>Carol, working the leftovers of a cheap-o Cook's butt >>> >>> Gotta laugh. We have a lot of cooks' butts in this group! >>> >>> Boron >> >>they're family-sized, too! >> >>your pal, >>blake > > > Commodious. Abondanza! |
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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Carol, who has spent quality time with Boli and knows that he has zero > percent body fat > Yeah, that one had me scratchin' my head too.. If he's got any fat on him he's hiding it under the beard. :) |
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Christine Dabney > wrote: > On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:11:01 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress > > wrote: > > > >Carol, who has spent quality time with Boli and knows that he has zero > >percent body fat > > Same here. Zero butt too. Somebody ought to feed that poor guy! And get his glasses fixed so he doesn't have to keep pushing them up! (see the mugshots page to see what I mean!) -- Dan Abel Petaluma, California USA "Dan Abel = Duplicitous NetKKKop [WAS: DK StinKin' MOTHER****ER]" (subject of post on rec.food.cooking dated April 15, 2009} |
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