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blake murphy[_2_] 05-04-2009 07:02 PM

How to stuff broccoli into those who hate it
 
On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 07:31:48 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo® wrote:

> On Apr 4, 8:54*am, blake murphy > wrote:
>> On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 05:46:18 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
>>> On Apr 3, 9:45*pm, Michael Nielsen > wrote:
>>>> Take 2 large potatoes, wash them and dice them.
>>>> Throw them into a pot with water.
>>>> Set it over the stove.
>>>> Now sneak the broccoli out of the bag.
>>>> Wash it and cut off the "blossoms" ( the green, not the yellow; those
>>>> are not supposed to be there - then the broccoli should have been
>>>> picked earlier - althought they taste ok anyway... a bit sweet..)
>>>> Dice 1/4 of the stem and throw them in with the potatoes.
>>>> Bring to boil for maybe 5-6 mins until stems and potatoes are half
>>>> tender.
>>>> Throw in the rest of the broccoli.

>>
>>>> When everything is tender, pour the water out.
>>>> Bring out your potato masher - or a fork - and mash it all a stir in
>>>> some olive oil, salt, pepper, until a nice creamy texture.

>>
>>>> Serve with a nice steak ( as always)...

>>
>>>> Watch your loved ones stuff themselves with broccoli for the first
>>>> time...

>>
>>> Serve you right if someone slipped a large dose of LSD into your
>>> orange juice. *Asshole.

>>
>> what is it with you and surreptitious dosing?

>
> Again, the punishment is tailored to the offense. The OP was also
> "surreptitious[ly] dosing."
>>


well, remind me to stay out of 'the punisher's' jurisdiction.

oh, wait, you don't have any jurisdiction, do you?

blake


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