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Mark Thorson 26-03-2009 02:55 AM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
Dave Smith wrote:
>
> Halloween is a bind for me. When my son was young his friends would come
> around, but then there were no children in the neighbourhood for a
> number of years. Then there were kids again, but they didn't come trick
> or treating. I like to have something to hand out should one come
> knocking, but that hasn't happened in years. Since I know I am going to
> get stuck with the stuff I would prefer that it be something I like....
> dark chocolate.... but most kids don't like that.


Never heard of "beggars can't be choosers"?

Kate Connally 26-03-2009 03:12 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
ChattyCathy wrote:
> James Silverton wrote:
>
>
>> I'm afraid that I answered "you're kidding" to both questions.

>
> As did I.
>
> FWIW,I don't eat chocolate on a daily basis but I still enjoy it
> immensely on the occasions that I do eat it.
>
> If 'the powers that be' ever imposed such a tax where I live, I'd buy it
> anyway.


Not me! I'd start a rebellion and take over the
government and repeal the tax. I would tax coffee,
mushrooms, broccoli, etc. ;-)

Kate

--
Kate Connally
“If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.”
Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back,
Until you bite their heads off.”
What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about?


Andy[_15_] 26-03-2009 03:59 PM

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Kate Connally said...

> ChattyCathy wrote:
>> James Silverton wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I'm afraid that I answered "you're kidding" to both questions.

>>
>> As did I.
>>
>> FWIW,I don't eat chocolate on a daily basis but I still enjoy it
>> immensely on the occasions that I do eat it.
>>
>> If 'the powers that be' ever imposed such a tax where I live, I'd buy it
>> anyway.

>
> Not me! I'd start a rebellion and take over the
> government and repeal the tax. I would tax coffee,
> mushrooms, broccoli, etc. ;-)
>
> Kate



Kate,

When in power, don't tax the artichokes! Please NOT THE ARTICHOKES!!!

They're seasonal!

Are not!

Are so!

Are you gonna pay the tax?

No I'm gonna revolt!

You ARE revolting.

Am not!

Are so!

MOM!!!!!!



Felice 26-03-2009 06:08 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 

"Kate Connally" > wrote in message
...
> ChattyCathy wrote:
>> James Silverton wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I'm afraid that I answered "you're kidding" to both questions.

>>
>> As did I.
>>
>> FWIW,I don't eat chocolate on a daily basis but I still enjoy it
>> immensely on the occasions that I do eat it.
>>
>> If 'the powers that be' ever imposed such a tax where I live, I'd buy it
>> anyway.

>
> Not me! I'd start a rebellion and take over the
> government and repeal the tax. I would tax coffee,
> mushrooms, broccoli, etc. ;-)
>
> Kate


And beets.

Felice



blake murphy[_2_] 26-03-2009 07:04 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:46:27 -0400, Dave Smith wrote:

> Nancy Young wrote:
>> Andy wrote:
>>
>>> I gave Halloween kids Hershey's milk chocolate bars one year. Only
>>> had four or five doorbells worth.

>>
>> I give away Snicker bars. I'm eyeing the last one as we speak.
>> That's what I get for buying the big box of candy bars.

>
> Halloween is a bind for me. When my son was young his friends would come
> around, but then there were no children in the neighbourhood for a
> number of years. Then there were kids again, but they didn't come trick
> or treating. I like to have something to hand out should one come
> knocking, but that hasn't happened in years. Since I know I am going to
> get stuck with the stuff I would prefer that it be something I like....
> dark chocolate.... but most kids don't like that.


**** 'em, then.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy[_2_] 26-03-2009 07:06 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:22:44 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Mar 25, 10:08*am, "brooklyn1" > wrote:
>>
>> You're probably used to two minute sex without orgasming.
>>
>> I'd much rather eat the entire bar in one sitting (or have great sex) and go
>> without the rest of the week.-

>
> Preferences vary. Once in a while I lose all control and eat two
> sections.
> I find the second section doesn't really add any enjoyment to my
> experience.
>
> Like many others, I find that a small amount of dark chocolate is
> more
> satisfying than a lot of milk chocolate. (You can make any sexual
> innuendo you wish out of that.)
>
> Cindy Hamilton


if i know sheldon at all, that innuendo will have something to do with the
chocolate speedway.

your pal,
blake

Kate Connally 27-03-2009 03:26 PM

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Andy wrote:
> Kate Connally said...
>
>> ChattyCathy wrote:
>>> James Silverton wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> I'm afraid that I answered "you're kidding" to both questions.
>>> As did I.
>>>
>>> FWIW,I don't eat chocolate on a daily basis but I still enjoy it
>>> immensely on the occasions that I do eat it.
>>>
>>> If 'the powers that be' ever imposed such a tax where I live, I'd buy it
>>> anyway.

>> Not me! I'd start a rebellion and take over the
>> government and repeal the tax. I would tax coffee,
>> mushrooms, broccoli, etc. ;-)
>>
>> Kate

>
>
> Kate,
>
> When in power, don't tax the artichokes! Please NOT THE ARTICHOKES!!!
>
> They're seasonal!
>
> Are not!
>
> Are so!
>
> Are you gonna pay the tax?
>
> No I'm gonna revolt!
>
> You ARE revolting.
>
> Am not!
>
> Are so!
>
> MOM!!!!!!


Dear Andy,
In spite of your apparent psychotic break, I will not
tax artichokes. There was a time when I would have but
I now will eat them in the form of artichoke dip. (But that's
as far as I'll go, artichoke-wise!)

Now, please pull yourself together (gather up all your
multiple personalities) and get a grip.

Love,
Kate


--
Kate Connally
“If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.”
Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back,
Until you bite their heads off.”
What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about?


Kate Connally 27-03-2009 03:27 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
Felice wrote:
> "Kate Connally" > wrote in message
> ...
>> ChattyCathy wrote:
>>> James Silverton wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> I'm afraid that I answered "you're kidding" to both questions.
>>> As did I.
>>>
>>> FWIW,I don't eat chocolate on a daily basis but I still enjoy it
>>> immensely on the occasions that I do eat it.
>>>
>>> If 'the powers that be' ever imposed such a tax where I live, I'd buy it
>>> anyway.

>> Not me! I'd start a rebellion and take over the
>> government and repeal the tax. I would tax coffee,
>> mushrooms, broccoli, etc. ;-)
>>
>> Kate

>
> And beets.
>
> Felice


OMG! How could I have forgotten beets! Gah!
I think they come right after mushrooms and before
broccoli.

Kate


--
Kate Connally
“If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.”
Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back,
Until you bite their heads off.”
What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about?


Andy[_15_] 27-03-2009 03:46 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
Kate Connally said...

> Dear Andy,
> In spite of your apparent psychotic break, I will not
> tax artichokes. There was a time when I would have but
> I now will eat them in the form of artichoke dip. (But that's
> as far as I'll go, artichoke-wise!)
>
> Now, please pull yourself together (gather up all your
> multiple personalities) and get a grip.
>
> Love,
> Kate



"And NO taxing of mayo or clarified butter!!!"
--Overheard at a recent press conference when Kate accepted ruling the world.

Andy
Drone

ChattyCathy 27-03-2009 06:09 PM

(2009-03-24) NS-RFC: Taxing chocolate?
 
Kate Connally wrote:

> ChattyCathy wrote:
>> James Silverton wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I'm afraid that I answered "you're kidding" to both questions.

>>
>> As did I.
>>
>> FWIW,I don't eat chocolate on a daily basis but I still enjoy it
>> immensely on the occasions that I do eat it.
>>
>> If 'the powers that be' ever imposed such a tax where I live, I'd buy
>> it anyway.

>
> Not me! I'd start a rebellion and take over the
> government and repeal the tax.


<laugh> You go, girl!

> I would tax coffee,
> mushrooms, broccoli, etc. ;-)


Hey, I like mushrooms and broccoli <g>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy


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