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blake murphy[_2_] 04-03-2009 07:42 PM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 
....here's christian salt:

CRESAPTOWN, Md. - You've heard of kosher salt? Now there's a Christian
variety.

Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who
repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.

"I said, 'What the heck's the matter with Christian salt?'" Godlewski said,
sipping a beer in the living room of his home in unincorporated Cresaptown,
a western Maryland mountain community.

By next week, his trademarked Blessed Christians Salt will be available at
http://www.memphi.net, the Web site of Memphis, Tenn.-based seasonings
manufacturer Ingredients Corporation of America.

It's sea salt that's been blessed by an Episcopal priest, ICA President
Damon S. Arney said Wednesday. He said the company also hopes to market the
salt through Christian bookstores and as a fundraising tool for religious
groups.

Arney and Godlewski, 73, said a share of the proceeds will be donated to
Christian charities, but neither would specify a percentage.

(more at:

<http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Christian_salt_seller_hopes_to_shake_up_ma rket.html>
)

....where they do talk to a rabbi who manages to keep a straight face.

your pal,
blake

Dan Abel 05-03-2009 12:00 AM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 
In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> ...here's christian salt:
>
> CRESAPTOWN, Md. - You've heard of kosher salt? Now there's a Christian
> variety.
>
> Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who
> repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.


I think this is hilarious. Obviously, there's no "Jewish" salt. Kosher
salt is used to make meat kosher. So, if I use this new salt, will it
make my meat "Christian"? Do I have to take it to church?

> <http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Ch...shake_up_ma r
> ket.html>
> )


They spelled "cellar" wrong, as in "salt cellar".

:-)

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA


Pete C. 05-03-2009 01:31 AM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 

Dan Abel wrote:
>
> In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
> > ...here's christian salt:
> >
> > CRESAPTOWN, Md. - You've heard of kosher salt? Now there's a Christian
> > variety.
> >
> > Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who
> > repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.

>
> I think this is hilarious. Obviously, there's no "Jewish" salt. Kosher
> salt is used to make meat kosher. So, if I use this new salt, will it
> make my meat "Christian"? Do I have to take it to church?
>


Yep, a product by the ignorant, for the ignorant. Clearly they have both
no idea what kosher(ing) salt is nor any clue about cooking.

modom (palindrome guy)[_3_] 05-03-2009 03:07 AM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 
On Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:00:52 -0800, Dan Abel > wrote:

>In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> ...here's christian salt:
>>
>> CRESAPTOWN, Md. - You've heard of kosher salt? Now there's a Christian
>> variety.
>>
>> Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who
>> repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.

>
>I think this is hilarious. Obviously, there's no "Jewish" salt. Kosher
>salt is used to make meat kosher. So, if I use this new salt, will it
>make my meat "Christian"? Do I have to take it to church?


Wherever it is, there will the church be. Wherever it wanders, there
will the church be. It takes but a pinch to spread sanctity (or
sanctimoniousness) far and wide. It has a red cross on the box, fer
chrissake, Dan.
>
>> <http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Ch...shake_up_ma r
>> ket.html>
>> )

>
>They spelled "cellar" wrong, as in "salt cellar".
>

Bbbbbut he's selling salt, not holding it at the table. And anyhow it
beats the story my dad sent to me once from his local paper describing
items missing from a "chester drawers" after a burglary.
--

modom

Dan Abel 05-03-2009 03:25 AM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 
In article >,
"modom (palindrome guy)" > wrote:


> beats the story my dad sent to me once from his local paper describing
> items missing from a "chester drawers" after a burglary.


That's a real tragedy. How many of Chester's drawers were stolen, and
were they boxers or briefs?

:-)

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA


sf[_9_] 05-03-2009 04:32 AM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 
On Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:31:28 -0600, "Pete C." >
wrote:
>
>Dan Abel wrote:
>>
>> I think this is hilarious. Obviously, there's no "Jewish" salt. Kosher
>> salt is used to make meat kosher. So, if I use this new salt, will it
>> make my meat "Christian"? Do I have to take it to church?
>>

>
>Yep, a product by the ignorant, for the ignorant. Clearly they have both
>no idea what kosher(ing) salt is nor any clue about cooking.


But it has a red cross on it! Sheesh. ;)


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

cshenk 06-03-2009 01:29 AM

in case tou've been feeling a little too ethnic lately
 
"Michael "Dog3"" <> wrote in message
...
> blake murphy >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> ...here's christian salt:


LOL!




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