Hi,

I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
cook something special for her, because I like her very much.

What should I cook/what do you recommend?

"Jacques De Molay" > wrote in message
...
> Hi,
>
> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> What should I cook/what do you recommend?
>
>
>
No one here can help you. That's something you need to discuss with your
dinner date, ... she may have special dietary restrictions... ask her what
she'd like. You may as well start learning about women now, if you ever
want to please them you need to ask them what they like... if you're very,
very lucky they will reply that they don't know, then you get to teach her
what she likes.

brooklyn1 > wrote:

> "Jacques De Molay" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Hi,
>>
>> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
>> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>>
>> What should I cook/what do you recommend?
>>
>>
>>
> No one here can help you. That's something you need to discuss with your
> dinner date, ... she may have special dietary restrictions... ask her what
> she'd like. You may as well start learning about women now, if you ever
> want to please them you need to ask them what they like... if you're very,
> very lucky they will reply that they don't know, then you get to teach her
> what she likes.

OMG. Did Sheldon suddenly get civilized? (OK, except for maybe that
last part).

-sw

On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:28:17 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> brooklyn1 > wrote:
>
>> "Jacques De Molay" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Hi,
>>>
>>> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
>>> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>>>
>>> What should I cook/what do you recommend?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> No one here can help you. That's something you need to discuss with your
>> dinner date, ... she may have special dietary restrictions... ask her what
>> she'd like. You may as well start learning about women now, if you ever
>> want to please them you need to ask them what they like... if you're very,
>> very lucky they will reply that they don't know, then you get to teach her
>> what she likes.
>
> OMG. Did Sheldon suddenly get civilized? (OK, except for maybe that
> last part).
>
> -sw

sheldon teaches his imaginary women how to like spam.

your pal,
blake

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:28:17 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> brooklyn1 > wrote:
>>
>>> "Jacques De Molay" > wrote in
>>> message
>>> ...
>>>> Hi,
>>>>
>>>> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
>>>> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>>>>
>>>> What should I cook/what do you recommend?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> No one here can help you. That's something you need to discuss with
>>> your
>>> dinner date, ... she may have special dietary restrictions... ask her
>>> what
>>> she'd like. You may as well start learning about women now, if you ever
>>> want to please them you need to ask them what they like... if you're
>>> very,
>>> very lucky they will reply that they don't know, then you get to teach
>>> her
>>> what she likes.
>>
>> OMG. Did Sheldon suddenly get civilized? (OK, except for maybe that
>> last part).
>>
>> -sw
>
> sheldon teaches his imaginary women how to like spam.
>
> your pal,
> blake

What happened to Sheldon?

On Sat, 7 Mar 2009 09:17:33 -0500, "Kswck" >
wrote:

>What happened to Sheldon?

He's posting as brooklyn1.

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In article >,
"Kswck" > wrote:

>
> What happened to Sheldon?

He's now posting as "Brooklyn".
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Peace! Om

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

In article
>,
Jacques De Molay > wrote:

> Hi,
>
> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> What should I cook/what do you recommend?

Classic:

Filet Mignon and Lobster with steamed asparagus.

With Champagne...
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I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -- Dalai Lama

"Jacques De Molay" > wrote in message
...
> Hi,
>
> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> What should I cook/what do you recommend?

Duh. Her favorite dish?

On Feb 26, 7:00 pm, Jacques De Molay
> wrote:
> Hi,
>
> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> What should I cook/what do you recommend?

I had a first date years ago. Dinner at her house. We didn't know
each other very well. I forget exactly what she made, but it had a
scarry amount of garlic. A bold move. It worked. We had a good
thing for a while, including some interesting dinner parties.
Eventualy broke up over other issues.

My advice - make YOUR favorite dish. If she loves it, good. If she
wants to talk about it, you're into a relationship. If she is
disgusted, dump the bitch and move on.

B

bulka wrote:

> My advice - make YOUR favorite dish. If she loves it, good. If she
> wants to talk about it, you're into a relationship. If she is
> disgusted, dump the bitch and move on.

I like this. It's a more honest way to go. Will have to try this out. I
have to get rid of my wife first... :-)

>
> B

On Feb 26, 4:00*pm, Jacques De Molay
> wrote:
> Hi,
>
> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> What should I cook/what do you recommend?

Hot dogs, potatoe chips and an ice cold Coke. What the hey!

On Feb 26, 4:00*pm, Jacques De Molay
> wrote:
> Hi,
>
> I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> What should I cook/what do you recommend?

Make something that takes a fair amount of preparation and work.
Whether it succeeds or fails, at least it demonstrates clearly to the
person that you value her enough to go through all that trouble. If
you don't want to go through all that trouble, then you do not want
her as much as you think.

So I would not recommend just boiling pasta and adding sauce from a
jar. Believe me I know.

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Ht

On Mar 7, 8:22*am, htn963 > wrote:
> On Feb 26, 4:00*pm, Jacques De Molay
>
> > wrote:
> > Hi,
>
> > I'm going to meet a beautiful woman tonight and I have to
> > cook something special for her, because I like her very much.
>
> > What should I cook/what do you recommend?
>
> Make something that takes a fair amount of preparation and work.
> Whether it succeeds or fails, at least it demonstrates clearly to the
> person that you value her enough to go through all that trouble. *If
> you don't want to go through all that trouble, then you do not want
> her as much as you think.
>
> So I would not recommend just boiling pasta and adding sauce from a
> jar. *Believe me I know.

Damn, I missed the OP's posting date so obviously he's screwed. But
this advice, gleaned from bitter experience, still applies to everyone
else for all eternity. Thank you.

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Ht