Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Family Favorites
 

Heaven help me, I think I'd eat most of this week's offerings! Once
again, SLop takes a theme and drives it into the ground. In this case,
the color pink. It looked like someone ate a florist shop and
unsuccessfully drank a bottle of Pepto Bismal to keep from vomiting all
over her set.

If her brother is indeed a heath nut, I find it hard to believe he'd eat
any of SLop's food.

As usual, SLop's "tips" for the cabbage rolls were infantile in all
aspects of the word. "Cut out the stiff part of the cabbage leaf so you
can bend it", "Place the seams on the bottom so they don't become
unwrapped", "Be sure to use the greenest cabbage leaves for your rolls
and the white ones as liner in your pan.", ad nausium. Gee, thanks for
the answers to questions I knew instinctually!

Did I hear SLop say that this week's Fandra had come directly from the
bar when introducing her? Wow. SLop's face lit up when the Fandra
introduced her rum cake and then announced that it was her new favorite
dessert she'd eat every chance she had. Drunkard! A tip for the Fandra;
if you want the pecans in the cakehole to absorb the excessive booze
with which you doused that cake, put them there BEFORE drowning the
cake! Was there a clumsy post-production voice-over of SLop prattling
about how moist and rich the cake they were dousing with booze sauce
would be? After showing SLop her new liquor delivery vector, SLop gave
the Fabdra the bum's rush as she said she wanted to see SLop's cocktail.
Ha!

SLop once again used a QUILT as a table cloth! Yeah, like we'd believe
that you actually make quilts in your spare time.

This was kind of a dull ep, nothing real insane, except the explosion of
pink and the $30 "savings" you'll get by using only flavoring packets.

--
WARNING!!!
Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
Miss Lee.

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Please tell us: WHY are you always attacking Sandra Lee? What is the
motivating factor behind your ire of this woman? Exactly, what is it that
she does that irks you? Enquiring minds want to know.





"Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
...
> Heaven help me, I think I'd eat most of this week's offerings! Once
> again, SLop takes a theme and drives it into the ground. In this case,
> the color pink. It looked like someone ate a florist shop and
> unsuccessfully drank a bottle of Pepto Bismal to keep from vomiting all
> over her set.
>
> If her brother is indeed a heath nut, I find it hard to believe he'd eat
> any of SLop's food.
>
> As usual, SLop's "tips" for the cabbage rolls were infantile in all
> aspects of the word. "Cut out the stiff part of the cabbage leaf so you
> can bend it", "Place the seams on the bottom so they don't become
> unwrapped", "Be sure to use the greenest cabbage leaves for your rolls
> and the white ones as liner in your pan.", ad nausium. Gee, thanks for
> the answers to questions I knew instinctually!
>
> Did I hear SLop say that this week's Fandra had come directly from the
> bar when introducing her? Wow. SLop's face lit up when the Fandra
> introduced her rum cake and then announced that it was her new favorite
> dessert she'd eat every chance she had. Drunkard! A tip for the Fandra;
> if you want the pecans in the cakehole to absorb the excessive booze
> with which you doused that cake, put them there BEFORE drowning the
> cake! Was there a clumsy post-production voice-over of SLop prattling
> about how moist and rich the cake they were dousing with booze sauce
> would be? After showing SLop her new liquor delivery vector, SLop gave
> the Fabdra the bum's rush as she said she wanted to see SLop's cocktail.
> Ha!
>
> SLop once again used a QUILT as a table cloth! Yeah, like we'd believe
> that you actually make quilts in your spare time.
>
> This was kind of a dull ep, nothing real insane, except the explosion of
> pink and the $30 "savings" you'll get by using only flavoring packets.
>
> --
> WARNING!!!
> Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
> standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
> We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
> the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
> sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
> Miss Lee.
>
>

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.

And, God help me, I bought it.

--
Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:12:02 -0700, Anim8rFSK >
wrote:

>And, God help me, I bought it.

and to quote Barnum.....

Will you be looking for the next issue?

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Anim8rFSK wrote:
> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
>
> And, God help me, I bought it.

No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

In article >,
"Jude Cormier" > wrote:

> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> > Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
> > premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
> >
> > And, God help me, I bought it.
>
> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of dirty.

--
Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

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Anim8rFSK wrote:
> In article >,
> "Jude Cormier" > wrote:
>
>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
>>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
>>>
>>> And, God help me, I bought it.
>>
>> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>
> Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
> dirty.

I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
shame--darnit!

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

In article >,
"Jude Cormier" > wrote:

> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> > In article >,
> > "Jude Cormier" > wrote:
> >
> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
> >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
> >>>
> >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
> >>
> >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
> >
> > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
> > dirty.
>
> I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
> shame--darnit!

Does she write with an accent?

--
Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

"Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Jude Cormier" > wrote:
>
>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>> > In article >,
>> > "Jude Cormier" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
>> >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
>> >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
>> >>>
>> >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
>> >>
>> >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>> >
>> > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
>> > dirty.
>>
>> I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
>> shame--darnit!
>
> Does she write with an accent?


Yep and I read with one too.....so hey ya'll, Fred! it's Paula Deen and
today's best dishes all have buttah, sour cream, and cheeeeeeese.

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

In article >,
"Jude Cormier" > wrote:

> "Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Jude Cormier" > wrote:
> >
> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >> > In article >,
> >> > "Jude Cormier" > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >> >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
> >> >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
> >> >>
> >> >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
> >> >
> >> > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
> >> > dirty.
> >>
> >> I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
> >> shame--darnit!
> >
> > Does she write with an accent?
>
>
> Yep and I read with one too.....so hey ya'll, Fred! it's Paula Deen and
> today's best dishes all have buttah, sour cream, and cheeeeeeese.

Hee hee. When I was a kid, my parents gave me those Jacques Cousteau
books, and I swear he (or his ghostwriter) wrote with an accent. There
was no way to read it without hearing his voice. ;)

--
Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

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On 2/10/2009 2:12 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
>
> And, God help me, I bought it.
>

Sucker. So, learn anything from her?

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

In article >,
ravenlynne > wrote:

> On 2/10/2009 2:12 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
> > Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
> > premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
> >
> > And, God help me, I bought it.
> >
>
> Sucker. So, learn anything from her?

Yeah, she makes a great cutting board.

--
Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!
 

On 2/19/2009 12:36 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
> In >,
> > wrote:
>
>> On 2/10/2009 2:12 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
>>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
>>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
>>>
>>> And, God help me, I bought it.
>>>
>> Sucker. So, learn anything from her?
>
> Yeah, she makes a great cutting board.
>

Aww...I was hoping she'd make a better butcher block.

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