Please pass the...? (first thing that comes to mind!)
 

At one of our last family Christmasses, with about 12 people at the
table, all talking at once, nobdy heard my son, about four at the time,
ask for ham. he must have asked a few times without being heard,
because suddenly, in one of those momentary silences, his little voice
piped out, "WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PASS THE DAMN HAM?"

Lass