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On 2008-12-19, Dimitri > wrote:
> Speakers on > Enjoy Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to pour boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked vermacelli. Looked and sounded like a collection of DC homeless people, but apparently was one of those simpering, maudlin, feel-good, "We Are the World('s Conscious, Whether You Like It Or Not)", compilations that gets foisted off on the music buying public every year about this time. Bah! ....humbug. Here's the origninal version with some class: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x325VCoA8Jw nb |
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notbob > wrote: > On 2008-12-19, Dimitri > wrote: > > Speakers on > > > Enjoy > > Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to pour > boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked > vermacelli. Looked and sounded like a collection of DC homeless people, but > apparently was one of those simpering, maudlin, feel-good, "We Are the > World('s Conscious, Whether You Like It Or Not)", compilations that gets > foisted off on the music buying public every year about this time. Bah! > ...humbug. > > Here's the origninal version with some class: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x325VCoA8Jw > > nb Classic indeed. :-) -- Peace! Om "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama |
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notbob wrote:
> Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to > pour boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked > vermacelli. Quit beating around the bush. What did you think of it? Brian -- If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. -- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com) |
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: > On 2008-12-19, Dimitri > wrote: >> Speakers on > >> Enjoy > > Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to > pour boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked > vermacelli. Looked and sounded like a collection of DC homeless > people, but apparently was one of those simpering, maudlin, feel-good, > "We Are the World('s Conscious, Whether You Like It Or Not)", > compilations that gets foisted off on the music buying public every > year about this time. Bah! ...humbug. So what're you trying to say, Bob??? ;-P -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten- pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten |
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On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:58:43 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>On 2008-12-19, Dimitri > wrote: >> Speakers on > >> Enjoy > >Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to pour >boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked >vermacelli. Looked and sounded like a collection of DC homeless people, but >apparently was one of those simpering, maudlin, feel-good, "We Are the >World('s Conscious, Whether You Like It Or Not)", compilations that gets >foisted off on the music buying public every year about this time. Bah! >...humbug. > Non, now, nb -- I found it enjoyable. I do understand that one must have one's aesthetic pinciples, but still a coherent production across four continents using street performers is a lovely accomplishement. Speaking of "we are the world" crapola, though, have you seen the "Bleed the World" parody? http://www.bleedtheworld.com/ -- modom |
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"Dimitri" > wrote in news:P9T2l.10431$x%.293
@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com: > Speakers on > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > > Enjoy > Thanks for that Dimitri, I did. An excellent compilation. -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten- pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten |
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On Dec 20, 9:50*am, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> "Dimitri" > wrote in news:P9T2l.10431$x%.293 > @nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com: > > > Speakers on > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > > Enjoy > > Thanks for that Dimitri, I did. > > An excellent compilation. > > -- > Peter Lucas * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Brisbane * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Australia * * * > > ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer > gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, > blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken > bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten- > pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das > blinkenlichten This is the tail of Daniel Morgan, Who had a tiny sexual organ, It was just one inch when fully reared, When lying down it disappeared. It was just by chance they called him Danny, Half an inch less they?d have called him fanny, It gave his girlfriends such a shock, When they put their hands on his tiny cock, One day Dan read in the daily mail that things called falsies were on sale, For women who had tiny breasts they wore these things inside their vests, Now Dan said ?I'm no fool, why can?t I make a big false tool? So he worked all night to make a shopper, And he ended up with a great big whopper, It was twelve inches long and made of plastic, And would stretch any girls fanny, like elastic, It really was a lovely job and on the end was a big red knob, He tied it up with lots of twine and it really did look rather fine, Lying there beneath his pants, It looked just like an elephants. No other guy stood a chance when Dan attended the local dance, For when the girls danced with our Danny, His tool kept tickling round their fanny. The girls began to faint and swoon as Danny waltzed them round the room, But what a shock they had in stall, For one night dancing round the hall, Danny stopped and loudly cursed, He?d felt the string and strapping burst. Before he?d reached the nearest seat, his tool was dangling at his feet, A girl named Silvia made Dan sick for she gave his tool a spiteful kick, Poor Danny?s screams ran round the hall, For the string was tied round one of his balls. Of course by now the band was crackers, While in the gents Dan bathed his knackers. So if you?re like poor Daniel Morgan, And have a tiny sexual organ, Remember though it?s only wee, It?s always good enough, just to Pee!! -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia ACH****ING! ALLES LOOKEN****ER! Shit computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten- pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten |
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Peter Lucas wrote:
> notbob > wrote in > : > >> On 2008-12-19, Dimitri > wrote: >>> Speakers on >> >>> Enjoy >> >> Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to pour >> boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked >> vermacelli. Looked and sounded like a collection of DC homeless people, >> but apparently was one of those simpering, maudlin, feel-good, "We Are >> the World('s Conscious, Whether You Like It Or Not)", compilations that >> gets foisted off on the music buying public every year about this time. >> Bah! ...humbug. > > So what're you trying to say, Bob??? I think he's saying he's going to go mug a Salvation Army bell ringer. :) But I agree with him; I'm not into schmaltz either. -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html |
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On 2008-12-19, modom (palindrome guy) > wrote:
> "Bleed the World" parody? > http://www.bleedtheworld.com/ I'll try it on another computer, later. My linux box is too ancient. Wanna see all the parodies of WATW? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_World Scroll down to television references. My fave has got to be the spoof they did on Married With Children, an episode about old rockers doing an "Old Aid" concert. "Old Aid" song: (tune of We Are the World) We are the old, we've got arthritis Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis We are the old, we've got arthritis We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis There are people younger, but we heed another call We really need the money, our accountants took it all We sing to you, those who have money Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny We need your help, so please please dig deep Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep We have medicare, and anti-gas pills But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills We are the old, [they are the old] We have arthritis [they have arthritis] Once we were gods, now golf excites us [golf excites 'em] So write a check (a really big one), for our december There's one more verse, but we can't remember... nb |
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On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:03:53 -0800, "Dimitri" >
wrote: >Speakers on > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > >Enjoy > I did, thanks! -- I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. Mae West |
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On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:24:09 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> wrote: >I think he's saying he's going to go mug a Salvation Army bell ringer. :) > >But I agree with him; I'm not into schmaltz either. Oh, please. I liked that version. You and nb should turn off the monitor if the visuals bothered you so much. -- I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. Mae West |
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sf wrote:
> On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:24:09 -0800, Blinky the Shark > > wrote: > >>I think he's saying he's going to go mug a Salvation Army bell ringer. >>:) >> >>But I agree with him; I'm not into schmaltz either. > > Oh, please. I liked that version. You and nb should turn off the monitor > if the visuals bothered you so much. I didn't veiw it. I'm talking about schmaltz in general. -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html |
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On Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:45:07p, Blinky the Shark told us...
> sf wrote: > >> On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:24:09 -0800, Blinky the Shark > >> wrote: >> >>>I think he's saying he's going to go mug a Salvation Army bell ringer. >>>:) >>> >>>But I agree with him; I'm not into schmaltz either. >> >> Oh, please. I liked that version. You and nb should turn off the monitor >> if the visuals bothered you so much. > > I didn't veiw it. I'm talking about schmaltz in general. > Oh, then you didn't mean schmaltz with griebenes ? |
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On Dec 20, 10:08 am, notbob > wrote:
> "Old Aid" song: (tune of We Are the World) > We are the old, we've got arthritis > Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis > > We are the old, we've got arthritis > We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis <snip the middle of funny stuff> > There's one more verse, but we can't remember... That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh nb. Barb s/y Arabella www.sailinglinks.com |
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On Dec 20, 6:03*am, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> Speakers on > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > Enjoy > > Dimitri So Dimitri, was that you playing bass in Moscow? ;-) I really enjoyed the video. Barb s/y Arabella www.sailinglinks.com |
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"notbob" > wrote in message
... > On 2008-12-19, Dimitri > wrote: >> Speakers on > >> Enjoy > > Arrghhh! Sounds and sights so offensive to my senses, I wanted to pour > boiling lard down my ear canal and poke out my eyes with uncooked > vermacelli. Looked and sounded like a collection of DC homeless people, > but > apparently was one of those simpering, maudlin, feel-good, "We Are the > World('s Conscious, Whether You Like It Or Not)", compilations that gets > foisted off on the music buying public every year about this time. Bah! > ...humbug. A triumph, for the recording engineer/s. -- http://www.gillsmith999.plus.com/ |
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"ladysailor" > wrote in message ... On Dec 20, 6:03 am, "Dimitri" > wrote: > Speakers on > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > Enjoy > > Dimitri So Dimitri, was that you playing bass in Moscow? ;-) I really enjoyed the video. Barb s/y Arabella Nyet on the Moscva - I'm a Greek.... ;-) Dimitri |
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Dimitri wrote:
> Speakers on > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > > Enjoy > > Dimitri Thanks, I enjoyed that. I have seen the blind, elderly man in New Orleans at Jackson Square. My favorite performer at Jackson Square is Doreen Ketchens. Nobody plays the clarinet like Doreen. The man playing the tuba is her husband. Here are some videos. If you are ever in New Orleans, go listen to Doreen play the clarinet. You can thank me later. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bKqL52C_U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWkcixZcLN4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXyDjogmxhY Becca |
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Dan Abel wrote:
> In article .net>, > Blinky the Shark > wrote: > >> sf wrote: >> >> > On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:24:09 -0800, Blinky the Shark >> > > wrote: >> > >> >>I think he's saying he's going to go mug a Salvation Army bell ringer. >> >>:) >> >> >> >>But I agree with him; I'm not into schmaltz either. >> > >> > Oh, please. I liked that version. You and nb should turn off the >> > monitor if the visuals bothered you so much. >> >> I didn't veiw it. I'm talking about schmaltz in general. > > This *is* a cooking group after all. Don't you remember the major > argument about schmaltz, schmalz and smalz? No. -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html |
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On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:03:53 -0800, "Dimitri" >
fired up random neurons and synapses to opine: >Speakers on > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_ma2h0idk > > >Enjoy The DH and I just finished putting up and decorating our tree, I have a mild buzz on from eggnog, and I'm eyeballin' a cookie baking frenzy tomorrow. The video may be "It's A Wonderful Life" corny, but it was just what was needed at the moment. Thanks, Dimitri! Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd -- "Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!" -- W.C. Fields To reply, replace "meatloaf" with "cox" |
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"Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message ... >>Enjoy > > The DH and I just finished putting up and decorating our tree, I have > a mild buzz on from eggnog, and I'm eyeballin' a cookie baking frenzy > tomorrow. The video may be "It's A Wonderful Life" corny, but it was > just what was needed at the moment. Thanks, Dimitri! > > Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd You're welcome good look'n. Dimitri |
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