Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:

> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

Shagging Mike's scabby wife.

In article >,
- B o r i s - !> wrote:

> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

I don't remember... and I don't really care quite frankly.

I got to dress up in the Blue Santa costume recently for the local
Veterans Day parade. I was (and still am) doing volunteer work for the
local police department.

The response from the kids and crowds was overwhelming. Makes me tear
up just thinking back on that experience!

I was riding in the back of one of the PD trucks too. The costume was
hot and awkward, but worth it. :-) One of the other AA girls prodded me
into doing it. I was reluctant but now am glad I did.

I took our local "Citizens Police Academy" class this past spring and
joined the Alumni Association (CPAAA) when I "graduated" from the class.

This makes me a trained volunteer for the local PD. We do fund raising
and all kinds of other stuff. I'll be doing volunteer work for the
local PD Blue Santa project this month and I'm really looking forward to
it. :-)

The legend of Santa is a powerful one. I think we are obligated to let
our kids enjoy it as long as possible...

Just my 2 cents.

Anyone interested in taking their local CPA class, they are usually free
and I HIGHLY recommend them just for the fun and experience. They are
usually free (they are community outreach for the PD) and you are not
obligated to do anything when you are done if you don't want to. Just
enjoy the education:

<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...my&btnG=Google
+Search&aq=f&oq=>

I also wrote quite a few parking tickets at the outlet mall this past
"Black Friday". <eg> The idiots parking in handicap spots and fire
lanes deserve it. They need to not be too lazy to walk a few hundred
feet...
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"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also. Ernie

On 05 Dec 2008 21:48:03 GMT, (Ernie Primeau) wrote:

>When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also.

The real question is are you *hot* in the costume?

do you more look like this
http://i36.tinypic.com/x1j4zk.jpg
or this?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...sexy_santa.gif




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interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On 05 Dec 2008 21:48:03 GMT, (Ernie Primeau) wrote:
>
> >When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also.
>
> The real question is are you *hot* in the costume?
>
> do you more look like this
> http://i36.tinypic.com/x1j4zk.jpg
> or this?
> http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...sexy_santa.gif
>
>

I like that first one. <g>
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

In article >,
(Ernie Primeau) wrote:

> When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also. Ernie

Not the worlds most comfortable costume. ;-) Especially that damned
belly pad! I could hardly move.
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Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

Omelet wrote:
> In article >,
> (Ernie Primeau) wrote:
>
>> When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also. Ernie
>
> Not the worlds most comfortable costume. ;-) Especially that damned
> belly pad! I could hardly move.

You and Ernie should try costumes on together.

I think you'll enjoy the experience.

Omelet > wrote:
> In article >,
> (Ernie Primeau) wrote:
>
> > When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also. Ernie
>
> Not the worlds most comfortable costume. ;-) Especially that damned
> belly pad! I could hardly move.

Ernie hardly needs a belly pad, if anything a girdle would be in order.He
might even be able to finally see his wee wee again with one on.

On 05 Dec 2008 21:48:03 GMT, Ernie Primeau wrote:

> When I play Santa at the mall, I get hot in my costume also. Ernie

Take it off then!

On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:

> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

banging your grandma

On 5 Dec 2008 19:15:39 GMT, Pleasance Burke wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:
>
>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>
> banging your grandma

Did she like it?

On Dec 5, 2:13*pm, - B o r i s -
!> wrote:
> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

Probably yet-to-be-conceived, as I've never doubted that Santa doesn't
exist.

NC Gary wrote:
> On Dec 5, 2:13 pm, - B o r i s -
> !> wrote:
>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>
> Probably yet-to-be-conceived, as I've never doubted that Santa doesn't
> exist.



i was letting my flying reindeer hoof Boris up the bum

On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:07:23 GMT, % wrote:

> NC Gary wrote:
>> On Dec 5, 2:13 pm, - B o r i s -
>> !> wrote:
>>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>
>> Probably yet-to-be-conceived, as I've never doubted that Santa doesn't
>> exist.
>
>
>
> i was letting my flying reindeer hoof Boris up the bum

Whilst taking photos and jerking yourself off!

On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 14:56:00 -0800 (PST), NC Gary wrote:

> On Dec 5, 2:13*pm, - B o r i s -
> !> wrote:
>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>
> Probably yet-to-be-conceived, as I've never doubted that Santa doesn't
> exist.

But do you have proof?

On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
!> wrote:

>
>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
you're just a troll.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...

> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
> !> wrote:
>
>>
>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>
> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
> you're just a troll.

I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
figured it out until I was 9 or 10. I was an only child with no older
simblings or cousins to "tattle". My parents went to the inth degree to
preserve the concept of Santa. We had a great fireplace with mantel on
which empty stockings were hung; a beautiful Christmas tree with only gifts
for each other and other family. We always set out cookies and milk or
cocoa for Santa. I went to my third floor bedroom with little chance or
even thought of spying on Santa, fearing that if I did he wouldn't come.
Dad always made sure the fire was out in the fireplace so that Santa
wouldn't have a problem coming down the chimney.

When I came downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning, most of the
cookies were eaten, usually with one remaining with a bite out of it, as
well as the milk or cocoa almost finished. The stockings were crammed with
an assortment of little gifts and fruits and nuts, and gifts from Santa
were clustered around the tree and living room. It was perfect, and a
perfect deception on the part of my parents. <g>

The year I figured it out, I accidentally came across a gift in a seldom
used closet that I had asked Santa for. It was a special version of the
venerable Erector Set, I think the largest they made. I was convinced when
Christmas morning came and it was under the tree, even though my parents
told me Santa had stored it there because it was so heavy. <g>

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Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...
>
>> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
>> !> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>
>> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
>> you're just a troll.
>
> I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
> figured it out until I was 9 or 10.

Wow. I didn't figure it out until college.


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On Sat 06 Dec 2008 02:01:35a, Blinky the Shark told us...

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...
>>
>>> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
>>> !> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>
>>> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
>>> you're just a troll.
>>
>> I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
>> figured it out until I was 9 or 10.
>
> Wow. I didn't figure it out until college.

So, you’re a little slow. <g> My discovery was quite by accident.


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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
5.247...
> On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...
>
>> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
>> !> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>
>> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
>> you're just a troll.
>
> I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
> figured it out until I was 9 or 10. I was an only child with no older
> simblings or cousins to "tattle". My parents went to the inth degree to
> preserve the concept of Santa.


I'm not sure I ever thought there was a Santa Clause. When I was 5 or 6
years old living in Lakehurst, NJ, my parents went out to a party. My
oldest brother (he would have been 9 at the time) searched the house until
he found the wrapped presents. Of course he unwrapped them, looked them
over, then tried to wrap and tape them back up. Ever meet a 9 year old who
was good at that? LOL By the time *I* was 9 we were living in Bangkok and
had to choose our gifts from the Sears catalog in October so Mom could be
sure they'd arrive in time for Christmas.

Jill

On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:58:20 GMT, Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...
>
>> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
>> !> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>
>> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
>> you're just a troll.
>
> I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
> figured it out until I was 9 or 10. I was an only child with no older
> simblings or cousins to "tattle". My parents went to the inth degree to
> preserve the concept of Santa. We had a great fireplace with mantel on
> which empty stockings were hung; a beautiful Christmas tree with only gifts
> for each other and other family. We always set out cookies and milk or
> cocoa for Santa.

one year i said to my dad, 'you know, i bet santa gets tired of milk and
cookies. why don't we leave him a shot of whisky.'

he thought that was a *great* idea, and sure enough, christmas morning it
was drained.

why should rudolph be the only one with a red nose?

your pal,
blake

On Sat 06 Dec 2008 12:04:46p, blake murphy told us...

> On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:58:20 GMT, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...
>>
>>> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
>>> !> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>
>>> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
>>> you're just a troll.
>>
>> I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
>> figured it out until I was 9 or 10. I was an only child with no older
>> simblings or cousins to "tattle". My parents went to the inth degree
>> to preserve the concept of Santa. We had a great fireplace with mantel
>> on which empty stockings were hung; a beautiful Christmas tree with
>> only gifts for each other and other family. We always set out cookies
>> and milk or cocoa for Santa.
>
> one year i said to my dad, 'you know, i bet santa gets tired of milk and
> cookies. why don't we leave him a shot of whisky.'
>
> he thought that was a *great* idea, and sure enough, christmas morning
> it was drained.
>
> why should rudolph be the only one with a red nose?
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

LOL!

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blake murphy wrote:

> On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:58:20 GMT, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
> > On Fri 05 Dec 2008 10:39:26p, sf told us...
> >
> >> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 19:13:18 +0000, - B o r i s -
> >> !> wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
> >>
> >> It's not food related, but it's a good conversation starter. Too bad
> >> you're just a troll.
> >
> > I don't think anyone ever actually told me that, but I don't think I
> > figured it out until I was 9 or 10. I was an only child with no older
> > simblings or cousins to "tattle". My parents went to the inth degree to
> > preserve the concept of Santa. We had a great fireplace with mantel on
> > which empty stockings were hung; a beautiful Christmas tree with only
gifts
> > for each other and other family. We always set out cookies and milk or
> > cocoa for Santa.
>
> one year i said to my dad, 'you know, i bet santa gets tired of milk and
> cookies. why don't we leave him a shot of whisky.'
>
> he thought that was a *great* idea, and sure enough, christmas morning it
> was drained.
>
> why should rudolph be the only one with a red nose?


Hey, blake for my donation to a local Toys For Tots drive I bought the l'il
kids a buncha war toys...


--
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Greg

" I find Greg Morrow lowbrow, witless, and obnoxious. For him to claim that
we are some
kind of comedy team turns my stomach."
- "cybercat" to me on rec.food.cooking

On Dec 6, 5:13*am, - B o r i s -
!> wrote:
> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

I guess I was eight or nine. My parents did a great job of keeping
Santa alive. One Christmas eve my dad came into my room after I was
already in bed with his transistor radio. Barbie! Listen to this!
It was an official news report of a Santa sighting. I was wide eyed
and I believed!! It was a great moment.

One thing Santa did special, just for our family, was to bring our
Christmas tree. Usually just a few days before Christmas and I was
always on the look out for him but never witnessed the delivery.
Seems it always arrived while I was taking my nap. Parents can be
pretty sneaky.

It was when the tree was delivered that I figured it out, although I
kept quiet for the sake of my younger sister. She was in Santa heaven
that year. Still makes me smile.

Barb
s/y Arabella
www.sailinglinks.com

Why don`t you ask asshole ernie primeau where she was when someone
told her Farrel doesn't post on alt.baldspot any more?

It is always good for a laugh as she is a proven liar. Marcus

On Dec 5, 8:13 pm, - B o r i s -
!> wrote:
> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?

on toilet

On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 04:17:14 -0800 (PST), wrote:

> On Dec 5, 8:13 pm, - B o r i s -
> !> wrote:
>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>
> on toilet

Playing with yourself?

watching my sister shower

- B o r i s - wrote:
> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>

That someone lied. Did him, done that.......

Mother Nature wrote:
> - B o r i s - wrote:
>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>
>
> That someone lied. Did him, done that.......

Wait, wait wait...

You did *who*?

o_0

Hoots wrote:
> Mother Nature wrote:
>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>
>>
>> That someone lied. Did him, done that.......
>
> Wait, wait wait...
>
> You did *who*?
>
> o_0

You sound surprised?

Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote:
>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>>
>>>
>>> That someone lied. Did him, done that.......
>>
>> Wait, wait wait...
>>
>> You did *who*?
>>
>> o_0
>
> You sound surprised?

That you "did" Santa Claus?

Sure, I'm a little surprised.

But that explains why he's a jolly old elf, now doesn't it?

:-)

Hoots wrote:
> Mother Nature wrote:
>> Hoots wrote:
>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That someone lied. Did him, done that.......
>>>
>>> Wait, wait wait...
>>>
>>> You did *who*?
>>>
>>> o_0
>>
>> You sound surprised?
>
> That you "did" Santa Claus?
>
> Sure, I'm a little surprised.
>
> But that explains why he's a jolly old elf, now doesn't it?
>
> :-)

You betcha! <wink>

On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 00:19:38 GMT, l, not -l wrote:

> On 5-Dec-2008, - B o r i s - !>
> wrote:
>
>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>
> Reading rec.food.cooking, just now!!!!!!!! Tell me it ain't so - you're
> just kidding around, right?

santa claus used to exist, but the easter bunny killed him.

your pal,
t. fairy