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sf[_7_] 27-11-2008 04:21 AM

I kid you not...
 

Sheldon should be proud!

GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.

Stand tall everybody. You might be next!

ROTFLMAO


--
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interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

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dejablues 27-11-2008 04:41 AM

I kid you not...
 

"sf" > wrote in message
...
>
> Sheldon should be proud!
>
> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.
>
> Stand tall everybody. You might be next!
>
> ROTFLMAO


Is that the one where the computer-wife says, after Plankton gets put in the
analyzer , "Plankton : 1% evil. 99% hot gas."?





Wayne Boatwright[_5_] 27-11-2008 04:52 AM

I kid you not...
 
On Wed 26 Nov 2008 09:21:03p, sf told us...

>
> Sheldon should be proud!
>
> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.


That makes perfect sense!

> Stand tall everybody. You might be next!
>
> ROTFLMAO


Ditto!


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Sqwertz 27-11-2008 09:00 AM

I kid you not...
 
sf > wrote:

> Sheldon should be proud!
>
> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.


Welcome to the Cartoon World. Pretty soon you'll be citing
Simpsons' episodes to back up your idiocy.

-sw

blake murphy[_2_] 27-11-2008 03:52 PM

I kid you not...
 
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:00:49 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> sf > wrote:
>
>> Sheldon should be proud!
>>
>> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
>> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
>> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
>> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.

>
> Welcome to the Cartoon World. Pretty soon you'll be citing
> Simpsons' episodes to back up your idiocy.
>
> -sw


that's still better than 'family guy.'

your pal,
matt

MareCat 27-11-2008 04:48 PM

I kid you not...
 
"sf" > wrote in message
...
>
> Sheldon should be proud!
>
> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.


That's the episode where Plankton summons all his relatives to help him get
the crabby patty formula from Mr. Crabs (yes, I've seen most, if not all, of
the SBSP episodes--I have a pretty simple mind... ;). That scene with the
computer wife displaying the word "Sheldon" in different ways to the crowd
is too funny.

OB food: Almost time to put the turkey in the oven...

Mary




TFM®[_2_] 28-11-2008 07:22 PM

I kid you not...
 


"sf" > wrote in message
...
>
> Sheldon should be proud!
>
> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.



Sheldon's wife is attached to the end of his arm. I hear she anally rapes
him in his sleep.

TFM®


TFM®[_2_] 28-11-2008 07:23 PM

I kid you not...
 


"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:00:49 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> sf > wrote:
>>
>>> Sheldon should be proud!
>>>
>>> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
>>> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
>>> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
>>> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.

>>
>> Welcome to the Cartoon World. Pretty soon you'll be citing
>> Simpsons' episodes to back up your idiocy.
>>
>> -sw

>
> that's still better than 'family guy.'



Whoa! Wait a minute Lois. I love Family Guy!

Damn you vile woman! Victory is mine!
TFM®


blake murphy[_2_] 29-11-2008 03:12 PM

I kid you not...
 
On Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:23:45 -0500, TFM® wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:00:49 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> sf > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sheldon should be proud!
>>>>
>>>> GS is spending the night so we turned on SpongeBob SquarePants. The
>>>> episode (I don't know how old or new it is, but it was new to me)
>>>> focused on Mr. Crab's "evil" competitor, Mr. Plankton. It turns out
>>>> Plankton's first name is Sheldon - and his wife is a computer.
>>>
>>> Welcome to the Cartoon World. Pretty soon you'll be citing
>>> Simpsons' episodes to back up your idiocy.
>>>
>>> -sw

>>
>> that's still better than 'family guy.'

>
>
> Whoa! Wait a minute Lois. I love Family Guy!
>
> Damn you vile woman! Victory is mine!
> TFM®


i know some otherwise quite intelligent people who are big fans. i can't
see the appeal, myself.

your pal,
homer


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