Nomen Nescio wrote:
> Julia Child Sauced Recipe
>
> You'll need the following:
>
> a cup of water
> a cup of sugar
> four large eggs,
> two cups of dried fruit
> a teaspoon of baking soda
> a teaspoon of salt
> a cup of brown sugar
> a tablespoon lemon juice
> a bottle of whiskey.
>
> Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl.
> Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one
>
> level cup and drink. Repeat.
> Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
>
> bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
> Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup.
> Turn off the mixer. Break to leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
> in the cup of dried fruit.
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it
>
> loose with a drewscriver.
> Sample the whiskey to check of tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt
>
> or something. Who cares?
> Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemonn juice and strain your nuts. Add
>
> one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
> Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350
>
> degrees.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner. Thfrow the bowl out of the window,
>
> check the whiskey again and go to bed.
>

Wasn't this a Saturday Night Live skit?

If so, shame on you for stealing. If not, well, it wasn't that funny to
begin with...