I am the Frito Bandito.
I like Frito's Corn Chips,
I love them I do.
I want Frito's Corn Chips,
I'll get them from you.

Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
Oh, I am the Frito Bandito.
Give me Frito Corn chips
And I'll be your friend.
The Frito Bandito
You must not offend.


Why can't we have good junk-food mascots anymore?

(Chester Cheetah isn't bad...)

Bob

zxcvbob wrote:
> I am the Frito Bandito.
> I like Frito's Corn Chips,
> I love them I do.
> I want Frito's Corn Chips,
> I'll get them from you.
>
> Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
> Oh, I am the Frito Bandito.
> Give me Frito Corn chips
> And I'll be your friend.
> The Frito Bandito
> You must not offend.
>
>
> Why can't we have good junk-food mascots anymore?
>
> (Chester Cheetah isn't bad...)
>
> Bob

We still have Rice Krispie's, Snap, Crackle & Pop. The Chiquita banana
lady disappeared. I guess she ran off with the Frito Bandito. Chester
Cheetah is my favorite.

Becca

On May 6, 11:09*pm, zxcvbob > wrote:
> I am the Frito Bandito.
> I like Frito's Corn Chips,
> I love them I do.
> I want Frito's Corn Chips,
> I'll get them from you.
>
> Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
> Oh, I am the Frito Bandito.
> Give me Frito Corn chips
> And I'll be your friend.
> The Frito Bandito
> You must not offend.
>
> Why can't we have good junk-food mascots anymore?
>
> (Chester Cheetah isn't bad...)
>
> Bob

Remember Avery Shriver? on Dorito's commercials? He'd crunch on
one,and everything would collapse around him- Earthquake!!!