I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and lit
the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I remembered I
was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed granulated garlic,
onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some chilli powder onto a prime
rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some water to drink...Isn't getting
older fun. At least I'll eat well.

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The house of the burning beet-Alan

A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

On Sun 04 May 2008 01:37:34p, hahabogus told us...

> I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
> small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
> cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
> salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and
> lit the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I
> remembered I was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed
> granulated garlic, onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some
> chilli powder onto a prime rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some
> water to drink...Isn't getting older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>

Are you still thirsty? Or can you remember?

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Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
3.184:

> On Sun 04 May 2008 01:37:34p, hahabogus told us...
>
>> I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
>> small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
>> cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of
butter
>> salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and
>> lit the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I
>> remembered I was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed
>> granulated garlic, onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some
>> chilli powder onto a prime rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got
some
>> water to drink...Isn't getting older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>>
>
> Are you still thirsty? Or can you remember?
>

No I am sipping from a 24 oz mug of cold ice water sitting beside me as I
survey the melting of the snow that fell this morning. The snow and the
melting there of has prompted me to grill. I feel If everyone grilled
today, that it would be a sign to the gods of spring and maybe spring
would finally get here.

ps I'm scared to check the mailbox...I might find myself in a different
town or at the car wash.

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The house of the burning beet-Alan

A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

On Sun, 04 May 2008 20:37:34 GMT, hahabogus > fired
up random neurons and synapses to opine:

>I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
>small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
>cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
>salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and lit
>the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I remembered I
>was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed granulated garlic,
>onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some chilli powder onto a prime
>rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some water to drink...Isn't getting
>older fun. At least I'll eat well.

Funny you should mention...the LA Times today (Sunday) had an article
that directly relates to this:

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/...,5015266.story

Feel better now?

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "meatloaf" with "cox"

Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote in
:

> Feel better now?
>

no.

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The house of the burning beet-Alan

A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

"hahabogus" > wrote in message
...
>I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
> small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
> cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
> salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and lit
> the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I remembered
> I
> was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed granulated garlic,
> onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some chilli powder onto a
> prime
> rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some water to drink...Isn't
> getting
> older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>
> --
>
I saw elephant garlic for the first time the other day -- does it taste the
same? Just curious. Sounds wonderful the way you prepared it!

HH

hamburger helper wrote:

> I saw elephant garlic for the first time the other day -- does it taste the
> same? Just curious. Sounds wonderful the way you prepared it!

I will not use any garlic that is harvested with the use of elephant
slavery. Power to the Pachyderm, right on. All I am saying is give p's a
chance.


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On Sun 04 May 2008 05:01:08p, Blinky the Shark told us...

> hamburger helper wrote:
>
>> I saw elephant garlic for the first time the other day -- does it taste
>> the same? Just curious. Sounds wonderful the way you prepared it!
>
> I will not use any garlic that is harvested with the use of elephant
> slavery. Power to the Pachyderm, right on. All I am saying is give p's
> a chance.
>
>

The elephants are probably making a killing. They're no fools!

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finishes few.
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hahabogus wrote:
> I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
> small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
> cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
> salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and lit
> the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I remembered I
> was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed granulated garlic,
> onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some chilli powder onto a prime
> rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some water to drink...Isn't getting
> older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>


So you are telling us that thirst is another symptom
of senile dementia?
:-(

gloria p
who misplaced/lost her car keys
three times Wednesday

"hamburger helper" > wrote in
:

> I saw elephant garlic for the first time the other day -- does it
> taste the same? Just curious. Sounds wonderful the way you prepared
> it!
>

It's milder and sweeter than regular garlic.

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A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
3.184:

> The elephants are probably making a killing. They're no fools!
>

And they'd remember if they were thirsty, cause elephants have good
memories.

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A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

On Sun 04 May 2008 05:36:28p, Gloria P told us...

> hahabogus wrote:
>> I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
>> small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
>> cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
>> salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and
>> lit the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I
>> remembered I was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed
>> granulated garlic, onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some
>> chilli powder onto a prime rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some
>> water to drink...Isn't getting older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>>
>
>
> So you are telling us that thirst is another symptom
> of senile dementia?
>:-(
>
> gloria p
> who misplaced/lost her car keys
> three times Wednesday
>

I hope he remembers to eat what he cooked. :-)

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3wks 6hrs 15mins
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the homeless to the hungry.
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Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
.184:

> On Sun 04 May 2008 05:36:28p, Gloria P told us...
>
>> hahabogus wrote:
>>> I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>>> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up
a
>>> small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus
2
>>> cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of
butter
>>> salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside
and
>>> lit the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I
>>> remembered I was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed
>>> granulated garlic, onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some
>>> chilli powder onto a prime rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got
some
>>> water to drink...Isn't getting older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>>>
>>
>>
>> So you are telling us that thirst is another symptom
>> of senile dementia?
>>:-(
>>
>> gloria p
>> who misplaced/lost her car keys
>> three times Wednesday
>>
>
> I hope he remembers to eat what he cooked. :-)
>

He did and it was good...will be better tomorrow when I add some aleppo
pepper.

--

The house of the burning beet-Alan

A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.

On Sun 04 May 2008 06:26:06p, hahabogus told us...

> Wayne Boatwright > wrote in
> .184:
>
>> On Sun 04 May 2008 05:36:28p, Gloria P told us...
>>
>>> hahabogus wrote:
>>>> I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>>>> fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up
>>>> a small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms
>>>> plus 2 cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat
>>>> of butter salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went
>>>> outside and lit the grill and put the foil package on the grill.
>>>> That's when I remembered I was thirsty and went back into the kitchen
>>>> and rubbed granulated garlic, onion powder, fresh ground black pepper
>>>> and some chilli powder onto a prime rib steak. I then went OH SHIT!
>>>> and got some water to drink...Isn't getting older fun. At least I'll
>>>> eat well.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> So you are telling us that thirst is another symptom of senile
>>> dementia?
>>>:-(
>>>
>>> gloria p
>>> who misplaced/lost her car keys
>>> three times Wednesday
>>>
>>
>> I hope he remembers to eat what he cooked. :-)
>>
>
> He did and it was good...will be better tomorrow when I add some aleppo
> pepper.
>

Glad to hear it! Enjoy!

--
Wayne Boatwright
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Sunday, 05(V)/04(IV)/08(MMVIII)
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Countdown till Memorial Day
3wks 5hrs 30mins
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In the beginning there was nothing,
and God said 'Let there be light.' And
there was still nothing, but at least
you could see it.

On Sun, 04 May 2008 20:37:34 GMT, hahabogus > wrote:

>I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
>small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
>cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
>salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and lit
>the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I remembered I
>was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed granulated garlic,
>onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some chilli powder onto a prime
>rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some water to drink...Isn't getting
>older fun. At least I'll eat well.

*and* your diversions are productive



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"Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 04 May 2008 20:37:34 GMT, hahabogus > fired
> up random neurons and synapses to opine:
>
>>I went into the kitchen with the idea I'd get some ice water outa the
>>fridge...I was real thirsty...Mouth dry thristy. Instead I sliced up a
>>small onion, 1/2 a red bell pepper and 4 or 5 largish mushrooms plus 2
>>cloves elephant garlic. Put them in a foil package with a pat of butter
>>salt and pepper plus a drizzle or 2 of maggi sauce. I went outside and lit
>>the grill and put the foil package on the grill. That's when I remembered
>>I
>>was thirsty and went back into the kitchen and rubbed granulated garlic,
>>onion powder, fresh ground black pepper and some chilli powder onto a
>>prime
>>rib steak. I then went OH SHIT! and got some water to drink...Isn't
>>getting
>>older fun. At least I'll eat well.
>
> Funny you should mention...the LA Times today (Sunday) had an article
> that directly relates to this:
>
> http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/...,5015266.story
>
I got distracted half-way through the article....

TammyM, no spring chicken