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Andy wrote:
> Sqwertz said...
>
>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:47:06 -0600, Andy wrote:
>>
>>> Jill,
>>>
>>> I enjoyed your post.
>>>
>>> <smootch>

>>
>> This Drama Queen business is pretty competitive, eh?
>>
>> -sw

>
>
> wartz,
>
> I'll bet she never... (nevermind). Hah!. Loser! Face up to it!!!


That's your face reflecting back from the mirror of putrid loser behavior.
And we've long ago accepted the fact that you are a waste of conception.

> I can cook as well as you can.


Doubtful. You can't even judge what is and isn't appropriate behavior; how
could you possible be a judge in any other area of good taste.

> Better even (judging from your a.b.f pics).


His pics look fine. Yours, on the other hand, more closely resemble the
wilted personality you carry around on your shirtsleeve.

> What I choose to eat (and not being an asshole like you, come
> to think of it) makes a big difference.


To whom? Google? The Grateful Dead? The Kremlin? Orthodox Jewery?

> You're probably a puddle of fat.


You're a dip-stick. And ther's no 'probably' about it.

> I'm sorry I wasted a post about your sorry ass.


And you're just an ass.



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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:36:06 -0600, Andy wrote:
>
>> I can cook as well as you can. Better even (judging from your a.b.f
>> pics). What I choose to eat (and not being an asshole like you, come
>> to think of it) makes a big difference. You're probably a puddle of
>> fat.

>
> I'm not the one accusing people holding a charity benefit for
> kids of being members of the KKK for no reason.
>
> That was pretty uncalled for, and you never did go back and
> apologize. You just slunk away with a grin on your face. And
> then to top it off, people wonder where you went.


He's a bigot, Steve. Those comments were just the latest evidence of the
contempt he holds against those whom he thinks are from the south. Andy is a
sick, twisted, and perverted imbecile who thinks that he can hide his hatred
and purile thinking in what he thinks of as 'humor'. It's visible in most of
the posts that he makes where his brand of 'humor' is on display. His KKK
comment came about because he's pushed the edge for so long that he thought
he could just nudge it one more time.

Andy is a hater.

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On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:36:15 -0000, "Ophelia" > wrote:

>Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:38:28 -0000, Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>> I am following this thread, but what is the subject about?
>>>
>>> Is he sick??

>>
>> I might be sick, but it's probably only a mental problem.
>> Physically I'm just fine. We're just joking around.

>
>Ok
>
>

Yeah, they are just "poking" fun at each other.

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On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:21:03 GMT, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:41:27 -0600, Lou Decruss wrote:
>
>> I haven't seen him post for 5 minutes and I'm worried sick about him.
>> Anyone know if he's ok?

>
>Who the **** cares how squertz is doing. If he wanted you to
>know, then he'd tell you himself or one of his friends or family
>would be here to tell you that he isn't OK.
>
>Sheesh.


I know you saw the humor in my original post. I didn't realize it
would turn into what it did. Sorry.

Lou


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"Randy Johnson" > wrote:
>
> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one person
> off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.



Jeez, that's a gimme -- Steve posts about food, fercripesake! I find
his puckish humor extremely entertaining. I actually DO laugh out loud.

I don't see stuff from the other one unless it's quoted material.
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In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:52:13 -0600, Scott wrote:
>
> > Sqwertz wrote:
> >>
> >> ObFood: Hamburger with bacon, provolone cheese, chipotle sauce,
> >> half-sour chopped jalapenos, mayo and romaine lettuce hearts.
> >> With French fries and chipotle ketchup.

> >
> > half-sour chopped jalapenos?

>
> I make my own semi-pickled jalapenos when they get down to
> $.39/lb using the same recipe as for a 7-day sauerkraut. The
> jalapenos are halved and let sit in a simple salt brine for 7
> days at room temp with the lid cracked just enough for the gas to
> escape.
>
> It's sure beats those nasty vinegar-pickled jalapenos you buy at
> the stores. These actually have flavor and just a little sour
> bite.
>
> -sw


What are you talking about for a "simple salt brine?" Or what's this
7-day kraut recipe of which you speak? I know kraut to be made by
mixing shredded cabbage with salt; the salt draws moisture from the
kraut and creates the juice that the cabbage ferments in, becoming
sauerkraut.

Are you mixing plain jalapeños with salt for a similar effect or are you
soaking them in a salt water solution? Sounds interesting.

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Sqwertz > wrote in
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>>> Sqwertz got voted off my island some time ago.

>>
>> I didn't know he even made it to the island.

>
> That's because y'all are on the show 'Biggest Losers' which takes
> place in a leper colony.


As usual, your charm is exceeded by your wit.
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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:19:11 GMT, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>
>> Ordinarily I try not to get involved with the bottom feeding scum suckers
>> like Squirtie pants. But anyone who munges their address as often as he
>> does for the sole purpose of evading killfiles is a wanton troll. There
>> is
>> no other reason for this behavior. He is an utterly anal retentive
>> throwback with a Oedipus complex who feels being a jackass on a newsgroup
>> makes him more of a "real man."

>
> Every time I get a post like this I start roaring and pound my
> chest like King Kong.
>
> Keep 'em coming Paul!


That would explain the smell.

Paul


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I'm not gonna play games with folks I don't know. Accuse me for whatever, I
don't give a shit.

It's not a competition.

Kneel to wartz and suck his little dick for all I care.

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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:15:48 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> I'll never forget. I replied to a post by Ed Pawlowski some years 3 ago?
>> Sqwertz appeared on the scene, deleted Ed's attributions and accused me of
>> replying to SHIM instead or some such nonsense. In an effort to be tactful
>> I said I had replied to Ed, not to him. He accused me of lying. I'd never
>> heard of Sqwertz, this came out of the blue, as trolls are wont to do.

>
> I'm still waiting to see this alleged thread of yours. Knowing
> your ditzyness and the way you're explaining this, I'm 99% sure I
> was correct about whatever it was.
>
> The fact that you keep bringing this up but have failed to quote
> the thread kinda tells it all. If you remember it so well, then
> you should be able to find it.
>
>> Sqwertz became my new Sheryl Rosen; dogging and digging at my every post.
>> (I should be flattered to warrant so much attention.) He morphs constantly.
>> An annoying, albeit very long term TROLL.

>
> I'm not the only one who thinks you're a complete moron. You've
> said and done a lot of pretty stupid things here over the years,
> and you deserve whatever I'm giving you, and more, Ms. Precious.
>
> So put a Sauk in it, OK? You're only just drawing attention to
> yourself again.
>
> -sw


That drunk has issues.

-dk


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Melba's Jammin' said...

> In article >,
> "Randy Johnson" > wrote:
>>
>> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one
>> person off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.

>
>
> Jeez, that's a gimme -- Steve posts about food, fercripesake! I find
> his puckish humor extremely entertaining. I actually DO laugh out loud.
>
> I don't see stuff from the other one unless it's quoted material.



Melba,

Your anality doesn't hurt my feelings.

Have a nice life, what's left of it.

BTW, I tasted your jam.

Andy
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Andy wrote:
> I'm not gonna play games with folks I don't know.


You do care and you prove it by just writing this pathetic post.

> Accuse me for
> whatever, I don't give a shit.


You asked a person in alt.food.barbecue, who was taking his weekend to
participate in fundraising for children's causes, if he was supporting the
KKK. You did it as a followup to your previous mocking of Texans and
southerners, having made snide remarks before.

Andy, you are a buffoon. You are a pretentious jerk who keeps playing games.
Your participation on any usenet group lowers its quality by your mere
presence.

> It's not a competition.


It sure isn't you bigoted, hate-filled boobie.

> Kneel to wartz and suck his little dick for all I care.


This isn't about Steve, you puss-filled, oozing boil on the ass-end of
humanity. It is about YOU. It is about your disgusting behavior; it is about
your slick back-slapping, aw-shucks behavior that you use to try and
camoflague the pathetic and mean-spirited crap you poop out on usenet. It is
about using rhetoric to unjustly paint an aura of racism around innocent
bystanders because you are a bigoted son-of-a-bitch.

> Andy (the ass-wipe)




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Andy wrote:
> Melba's Jammin' said...
>
>> In article >,
>> "Randy Johnson" > wrote:
>>>
>>> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one
>>> person off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or
>>> Sqwertz.

>>
>>
>> Jeez, that's a gimme -- Steve posts about food, fercripesake! I find
>> his puckish humor extremely entertaining. I actually DO laugh out
>> loud.
>>
>> I don't see stuff from the other one unless it's quoted material.

>
>
> Melba,
>
> Your anality doesn't hurt my feelings.


So you posted to let us know yer feewings are OK. How precious.

> Have a nice life, what's left of it.


Now that's the real face of Andy, folks.

> BTW, I tasted your jam.


I doesn't matter 'cause yer taste is jammed.

> Andy (the ass-wipe)


Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.


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sf wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:10:14 -0500, Goomba38 >
> wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>>> Nurses Goomba and Pennyaline have the forceps at the ready. Just need to
>>>> get this retractor into position, and...
>>> Wait - I need a blood test first. Lets get Om in here first...
>>>
>>> -sw

>> Oh hell no. If you're my patient, I'm drawing the blood. I can do it
>> with my eyes shut (seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!) I do most of my blood
>> testing arterially.... we don't need no stankin' lights!)
>> Just remember- this will hurt you more than it hurts me.

>
> *if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
> more than one wanna be IV sticker.


"Wanna be"? "Wanna be"?? Who you callin' wannabe's?? You wouldn't
believe the number of patients who wont let you turn the lights on
during the night, no matter what it is we have to do to 'em! They don't
want to hear any explanations, either. "Get done and leave me alone,"
they snarl. I can hit a vein by moonlight too... just watch out for them
rollers.

<I hate arterial sticks! Did my first one accidentally. What fun that was!>

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Goomba38 wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Oh yeah? I shoot heroin through using the veins in my earlobes :-P

>
>
> LOL,IV drug users of often very helpful when we're looking for a vein on
> them.


Yes they are. They can and will tell you their favorite sites, as well
as the ones to avoid.


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Goomba38 wrote:
> sf wrote:
>
>> *if* you can find a vein when I'm in "hospital mode". I've befuddled
>> more than one wanna be IV sticker.
>>

> See.. that's the beauty of being able to stick arteries instead
> Way juicier than veins and a lot easier to find. Of course I can only
> "take" blood via an art stick, but can't give you anything that way.
> Oh wait! We'll just drop a central line in.... that's the ticket.
>
> Oh Pennyline? Pennyline! We got a live one here...!"
>
> Just remember-this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me


That's right. A PICC!! Then we can do it whenever we want, however we want!

<Multiple lumens!!>
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Dave Bugg said...

\> You asked a person in alt.food.barbecue, who was taking his weekend to
> participate in fundraising for children's causes, if he was supporting
> the KKK. You did it as a followup to your previous mocking of Texans and
> southerners, having made snide remarks before.



Nope, I've never posted to a.f.b.

Get your (as if I give a shit) ducks in a row!

Moron!

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What an asshole!!!
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Goomba38 wrote:
> Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>
>> These days I'm mean as hell about it. I inform them they get one
>> chance at it... and I mean it. So far, no problems with being stuck.
>> I think I shock some of the nurses though.

>
> Oh yeah.. nothing like bringing in shit for veins and expecting
> miracles? And people who say things like you do make it really hard on
> the nurse. Do you think that sort of infused antagonism makes your veins
> any easier to find? I'd love to see you work under that pressure
> sometime.....


Nah! When the patient wants to be that way, just tell him "Okay. Just
one stick, it is. But *I* get to choose the site." Then forego the usual
venipuncture sites and head south. You might just see an attitude
adjustment in fairly short order.

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Michael "Dog3" wrote:
> These days I'm mean as hell about it. I inform them they get one chance
> at it... and I mean it. So far, no problems with being stuck. I think I
> shock some of the nurses though. Generally I just strip as soon as I get
> into the exam room without them telling me to disrobe. After 6 weeks in
> ICU, any modesty I might have had is long gone.


Shock nurses? I didn't know you could use those two words together in a
sentence! As a group, we're hard to faze. Truly, it really takes a lot
to get us anywhere near shook, much less shock.

<Understand that we expect our frequent fliers to just know they're
supposed to get undressed and do it unprompted. Modesty-wise, you're
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Dave Bugg said...

> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.



You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?

You're belief is yours and mine is mine.

**** you!!!

Andy
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Andy wrote:
> Dave Bugg said...
>
> \> You asked a person in alt.food.barbecue, who was taking his
> weekend to
>> participate in fundraising for children's causes, if he was
>> supporting the KKK. You did it as a followup to your previous
>> mocking of Texans and southerners, having made snide remarks before.

>
>
> Nope, I've never posted to a.f.b.


Sorry, it was ABF. It was a typo. But thank goodness your more concerned
with a typo than apologizing for your KKK remark. Folks, this is the real
face of Andy-poo.
>
> Get your (as if I give a shit) ducks in a row!


My ducks are just fine, freak-a-zoid. And we can see just how little you
actually give a shit. You sure pay attention for someone who could care
less.

> Moron!


Ass pustule.

> Andy the ass.
>
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Andy wrote:
> What an asshole!!!


You said you didn't care. You are one ****ed-up piece of shit.

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In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>In article >,
> "Randy Johnson" > wrote:


Mad props for changing the subject line to Mr. Randy Johnson!

>> If this were a reality TV show, RFC Survivor, and we had to vote one person
>> off the "island", who would it be? Vote now - Andy or Sqwertz.

>
>Jeez, that's a gimme -- Steve posts about food, fercripesake!


What Barb Said.

>I find his puckish humor extremely entertaining. I actually DO laugh
>out loud.


And if he's being an off-topic dick, he usually snaps out of it pretty
soon. (He also owns his behavior - Big Plus in CLB-land.)

>I don't see stuff from the other one unless it's quoted material.


Heh. Him and his self-absorbed bratty pal, sf.

She seemed pleasant enough when I met her years ago but everything I've
seen from her for a while is OT junk, self-aggrandizing drama, just plain
ol' drama, and "the rules don't apply to me". What a maroon.

ObFood: I was at the Berkeley Bowl for the first time in a while today
and had to stop at the olive bar, of course. My former favorites, the
citrus stuffed green olives, are no longer there - I have to go off to the
Spanish Table and buy tiny cans if I want my fix these days - but I tried
two new things today. I got some marinated sliced mushrooms and some
feta-stuffed green olives, inspired on that last by this Valentine's Day
extravaganza from Chef Barbara Fisher at Tigers and Strawberries:

http://www.tigersandstrawberries.com...ines-day-menu/

(Barbara has posted recipes for the muhmarra and the asparagus soup.
Charlotte Bob says check it out.)

Instant love for the olives, of course, and the shrooms were quite tasty
as a sandwich topping for lunch topping toasted jack cheese sandwiches.
Provolone might have been optimal for this because thinner but the jack
and bread are what are called Musgovian around here. Then I curled up for
a nap .

I was planning to make chilaquiles a la Koko for dinner tonight, but will
probably have some soup instead and make them tomorrow.

Charlotte
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Andy wrote:
> Dave Bugg said...
>
>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.

>
>
> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?


You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying to spin,
Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising for the KKK. The
fact that you keep trying to defend your atrocious behavior gives everyone a
good look at what kind of prick you really are.

> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.


What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you believe
jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of the worst dimension.

> **** you!!!


That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin lock-up.
Your conception has no other explanation.

Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well. Now go
apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.

> Andy the ass


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Dave Bugg said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Dave Bugg said...
>>
>> \> You asked a person in alt.food.barbecue, who was taking his
>> weekend to
>>> participate in fundraising for children's causes, if he was
>>> supporting the KKK. You did it as a followup to your previous
>>> mocking of Texans and southerners, having made snide remarks before.

>>
>>
>> Nope, I've never posted to a.f.b.

>
> Sorry, it was ABF. It was a typo. But thank goodness your more concerned
> with a typo than apologizing for your KKK remark. Folks, this is the real
> face of Andy-poo.
>>
>> Get your (as if I give a shit) ducks in a row!

>
> My ducks are just fine, freak-a-zoid. And we can see just how little you
> actually give a shit. You sure pay attention for someone who could care
> less.
>
>> Moron!

>
> Ass pustule.
>
>> Andy the ass.
>>
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>
> OB moron bigot warning: Andy is a prick.



Bug,

You went through the trouble to edit my copy?!?

OK. What am I supposed to do next? Shut up? Not on your life!!!

**** YOU!!! again!

No need to respond. I've known idiots better than you.

Andy

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> Andy wrote:
>> What an asshole!!!

>
> You said you didn't care. You are one ****ed-up piece of shit.



Bug,

You're obsessed. **** YOU!!

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Dave Bugg said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Dave Bugg said...
>>
>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.

>>
>>
>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?

>
> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying to
> spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising for the
> KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend your atrocious behavior
> gives everyone a good look at what kind of prick you really are.
>
>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.

>
> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you
> believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of the
> worst dimension.
>
>> **** you!!!

>
> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>
> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well. Now go
> apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>
>> Andy the ass



Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna go for
it, or shut up?!?

Andy

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Andy wrote:
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>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>
>>> \> You asked a person in alt.food.barbecue, who was taking his
>>> weekend to
>>>> participate in fundraising for children's causes, if he was
>>>> supporting the KKK. You did it as a followup to your previous
>>>> mocking of Texans and southerners, having made snide remarks
>>>> before.
>>>
>>>
>>> Nope, I've never posted to a.f.b.

>>
>> Sorry, it was ABF. It was a typo. But thank goodness your more
>> concerned with a typo than apologizing for your KKK remark. Folks,
>> this is the real face of Andy-poo.
>>>
>>> Get your (as if I give a shit) ducks in a row!

>>
>> My ducks are just fine, freak-a-zoid. And we can see just how little
>> you actually give a shit. You sure pay attention for someone who
>> could care less.
>>
>>> Moron!

>>
>> Ass pustule.
>>
>>> Andy the ass.
>>>
>>> OB Food: Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing

>>
>> OB moron bigot warning: Andy is a prick.

>
>
> Bug,
>
> You went through the trouble to edit my copy?!?


Andi (since you prefer to **** with names), you are worried about the wrong
thing. You need to apologize to jeremy for your KKK remark.

> OK. What am I supposed to do next? Shut up? Not on your life!!!


Hey, I hope you don't. I ain't letting you go.

> **** YOU!!! again!


I don't **** tertiary syphylitic idiots; I quarantine them

> No need to respond.


Oh, there's plenty of need, you bigot.

> I've known idiots better than you.


Right. In the biblical way dontcha know.

Now go apologize to jeremy.

> Andy the idiot ****er




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Andy wrote:
> Andy said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> What an asshole!!!

>>
>> You said you didn't care. You are one ****ed-up piece of shit.

>
>
> Bug,


Andi, you horned-toad humper.

> You're obsessed.


No, I'm just after justice. Now go apologize for your KKK remark.

> **** YOU!!


Won't your blow-up doll get jealous?

> Andy (I hump plastic) Putrid





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Andy wrote:
> Dave Bugg said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>
>>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.
>>>
>>>
>>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?

>>
>> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying to
>> spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising for
>> the KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend your atrocious
>> behavior gives everyone a good look at what kind of prick you really
>> are.
>>
>>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.

>>
>> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you
>> believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of the
>> worst dimension.
>>
>>> **** you!!!

>>
>> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
>> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>>
>> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well. Now
>> go apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>>
>>> Andy the ass

>
>
> Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna go
> for it, or shut up?!?


Hey, go for it you ****ing bluff-tard. I'd love to meet you face-to-face in
court, or anywhere else. What's wrong, pussy; you want to dish it out but
can't take it?

The great thing about all this is that folks get to see you for the slug you
really are.

Someone get me the Heinz 57. I'm ready to take another bite outta this
****-tard.

> Andy (My momma Protects Me) Pussy




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Dave Bugg said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Dave Bugg said...
>>
>>> Andy wrote:
>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>
>>>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?
>>>
>>> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying to
>>> spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising for
>>> the KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend your atrocious
>>> behavior gives everyone a good look at what kind of prick you really
>>> are.
>>>
>>>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.
>>>
>>> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you
>>> believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of the
>>> worst dimension.
>>>
>>>> **** you!!!
>>>
>>> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
>>> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>>>
>>> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well. Now
>>> go apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>>>
>>>> Andy the ass

>>
>>
>> Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna go
>> for it, or shut up?!?

>
> Hey, go for it you ****ing bluff-tard. I'd love to meet you face-to-face
> in court, or anywhere else. What's wrong, pussy; you want to dish it out
> but can't take it?
>
> The great thing about all this is that folks get to see you for the slug
> you really are.
>
> Someone get me the Heinz 57. I'm ready to take another bite outta this
> ****-tard.
>
>> Andy (My momma Protects Me) Pussy



Editing my copy isn't going to help your case.

I'll talk to my attorny on Monday. Don't want to disrupt his weekend.

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Andy wrote:
> Dave Bugg said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>
>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?
>>>>
>>>> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying
>>>> to spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising
>>>> for the KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend your atrocious
>>>> behavior gives everyone a good look at what kind of prick you
>>>> really are.
>>>>
>>>>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.
>>>>
>>>> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you
>>>> believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of the
>>>> worst dimension.
>>>>
>>>>> **** you!!!
>>>>
>>>> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
>>>> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well.
>>>> Now go apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>>>>
>>>>> Andy the ass
>>>
>>>
>>> Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna
>>> go for it, or shut up?!?

>>
>> Hey, go for it you ****ing bluff-tard. I'd love to meet you
>> face-to-face in court, or anywhere else. What's wrong, pussy; you
>> want to dish it out but can't take it?
>>
>> The great thing about all this is that folks get to see you for the
>> slug you really are.
>>
>> Someone get me the Heinz 57. I'm ready to take another bite outta
>> this ****-tard.
>>
>>> Andy (My momma Protects Me) Pussy

>
>
> Editing my copy isn't going to help your case.


Gawd, you really are that stupid. LOL!!!

> I'll talk to my attorny on Monday. Don't want to disrupt his weekend.


Please, give your 'attorney' loves and kisses from me. I can't wait. And
thanks for making your unmasking to those on these usent groups soooo very
easy.

> Andy (I'll Huff and Puff and Bluff Your House Down) Faker



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Dave Bugg wrote:
> Andy wrote:
>> Dave Bugg said...
>>
>>> Andy wrote:
>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>
>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?
>>>>>
>>>>> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying
>>>>> to spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising
>>>>> for the KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend your
>>>>> atrocious behavior gives everyone a good look at what kind of
>>>>> prick you really are.
>>>>>
>>>>>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.
>>>>>
>>>>> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you
>>>>> believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of
>>>>> the worst dimension.
>>>>>
>>>>>> **** you!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
>>>>> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well.
>>>>> Now go apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy the ass
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna
>>>> go for it, or shut up?!?
>>>
>>> Hey, go for it you ****ing bluff-tard. I'd love to meet you
>>> face-to-face in court, or anywhere else. What's wrong, pussy; you
>>> want to dish it out but can't take it?
>>>
>>> The great thing about all this is that folks get to see you for the
>>> slug you really are.
>>>
>>> Someone get me the Heinz 57. I'm ready to take another bite outta
>>> this ****-tard.
>>>
>>>> Andy (My momma Protects Me) Pussy

>>
>>
>> Editing my copy isn't going to help your case.

>
> Gawd, you really are that stupid. LOL!!!
>
>> I'll talk to my attorny on Monday. Don't want to disrupt his weekend.

>
> Please, give your 'attorney' loves and kisses from me. I can't wait.
> And thanks for making your unmasking to those on these usent groups
> soooo very easy.
>
>> Andy (I'll Huff and Puff and Bluff Your House Down) Faker


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Dave Bugg said...

> Andy wrote:
>> Dave Bugg said...
>>
>>> Andy wrote:
>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>
>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?
>>>>>
>>>>> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying
>>>>> to spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were fundraising
>>>>> for the KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend your atrocious
>>>>> behavior gives everyone a good look at what kind of prick you
>>>>> really are.
>>>>>
>>>>>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.
>>>>>
>>>>> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that you
>>>>> believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser of the
>>>>> worst dimension.
>>>>>
>>>>>> **** you!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
>>>>> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well.
>>>>> Now go apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy the ass
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna
>>>> go for it, or shut up?!?
>>>
>>> Hey, go for it you ****ing bluff-tard. I'd love to meet you
>>> face-to-face in court, or anywhere else. What's wrong, pussy; you
>>> want to dish it out but can't take it?
>>>
>>> The great thing about all this is that folks get to see you for the
>>> slug you really are.
>>>
>>> Someone get me the Heinz 57. I'm ready to take another bite outta
>>> this ****-tard.
>>>
>>>> Andy (My momma Protects Me) Pussy

>>
>>
>> Editing my copy isn't going to help your case.

>
> Gawd, you really are that stupid. LOL!!!
>
>> I'll talk to my attorny on Monday. Don't want to disrupt his weekend.

>
> Please, give your 'attorney' loves and kisses from me. I can't wait. And
> thanks for making your unmasking to those on these usent groups soooo

very
> easy.
>
>> Andy (I'll Huff and Puff and Bluff Your House Down) Faker



HA. Ever been sued? Over and over and over???


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Andy wrote:
> Dave Bugg said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>
>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>>> Dave Bugg said...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Go back to AFB and apologize for your KKK comment, Andy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You have a problem with anti-KKK folks?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You aren't anti-anything except common sense. What are you trying
>>>>>> to spin, Andy? You asked someone innocent if they were
>>>>>> fundraising for the KKK. The fact that you keep trying to defend
>>>>>> your atrocious behavior gives everyone a good look at what kind
>>>>>> of prick you really are.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're belief is yours and mine is mine.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What belief, you bigoted ass-wipe? Your trying to tell us that
>>>>>> you believe jeremy is a KKK supporter? You really are a MF loser
>>>>>> of the worst dimension.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> **** you!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's what your mother did with every pin-head in the looney-bin
>>>>>> lock-up. Your conception has no other explanation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, and I didn't think you cared. That makes you a liar as well.
>>>>>> Now go apologize to jeremy you jerk-off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy the ass
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Must I remind you that your slander can be legally attacked? Wanna
>>>>> go for it, or shut up?!?
>>>>
>>>> Hey, go for it you ****ing bluff-tard. I'd love to meet you
>>>> face-to-face in court, or anywhere else. What's wrong, pussy; you
>>>> want to dish it out but can't take it?
>>>>
>>>> The great thing about all this is that folks get to see you for the
>>>> slug you really are.
>>>>
>>>> Someone get me the Heinz 57. I'm ready to take another bite outta
>>>> this ****-tard.
>>>>
>>>>> Andy (My momma Protects Me) Pussy
>>>
>>>
>>> Editing my copy isn't going to help your case.

>>
>> Gawd, you really are that stupid. LOL!!!
>>
>>> I'll talk to my attorny on Monday. Don't want to disrupt his
>>> weekend.

>>
>> Please, give your 'attorney' loves and kisses from me. I can't wait.
>> And thanks for making your unmasking to those on these usent groups
>> soooo very easy.
>>
>>> Andy (I'll Huff and Puff and Bluff Your House Down) Faker


> HA. Ever been sued? Over and over and over???


Are you gonna just TALK me to death, or are you actually gonna do something.
We all know you are nothing but a bloated bag 'o skunk shit, but please, do
your best to prove us wrong.

The delicious part of all this, Andy Pander, is that you made this threat in
front of everyone. So now, if you don't follow through you'll be further
humiliated (which seems hardly possible). Please, feel free to keep
painting yourself in a corner, boy-o

Gee, before suing for -- what did you call it? Slander? you might want to
re-check your legal definitions so that you know what you are talking about.

Hey, I wonder if Jeremy feels like suing YOUR ass for painting him as a KKK
supporter. Bwahahahahaha!!!

This, my friends, is going to be fun :-D

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Andy said...

> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:36:46 -0600, Andy wrote:
>
>> I'll talk to my attorny on Monday. Don't want to disrupt his weekend.

>
> Don't forgot to mention my name too, you cross-dressing
> hermaphrodite.
>
> -sw



You haven't helped YOUR case either. Dumbo!

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In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:11:19 -0600, Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > Sqwertz > wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:52:13 -0600, Scott wrote:
> >>
> >>> Sqwertz wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> ObFood: Hamburger with bacon, provolone cheese, chipotle sauce,
> >>>> half-sour chopped jalapenos, mayo and romaine lettuce hearts.
> >>>> With French fries and chipotle ketchup.
> >>>
> >>> half-sour chopped jalapenos?
> >>
> >> I make my own semi-pickled jalapenos when they get down to
> >> $.39/lb using the same recipe as for a 7-day sauerkraut. The
> >> jalapenos are halved and let sit in a simple salt brine for 7
> >> days at room temp with the lid cracked just enough for the gas to
> >> escape.
> >>
> >> It's sure beats those nasty vinegar-pickled jalapenos you buy at
> >> the stores. These actually have flavor and just a little sour
> >> bite.

> >
> > What are you talking about for a "simple salt brine?" Or what's this
> > 7-day kraut recipe of which you speak? I know kraut to be made by
> > mixing shredded cabbage with salt; the salt draws moisture from the
> > kraut and creates the juice that the cabbage ferments in, becoming
> > sauerkraut.

>
> You make it the same way you make sauerkraut, except you need to
> add water to this since the japs don't produce much moisture and
> there's a lot of airspace. Similar to how you'd make fermented
> pickles. And I let them brew for ~7 days.
>
> > Are you mixing plain jalapeños with salt for a similar effect or are you
> > soaking them in a salt water solution? Sounds interesting.

>
> I'm soaking them in a brine just as I would a fermented pickle.
> Just using halved japs instead.
>
> -sw



Got it. I'd forgotten about making half-sour pickles. (I don't make
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Dave Bugg wrote:

> Andy wrote:
>> Andy said...
>>
>>> Andy wrote:
>>>> What an asshole!!!
>>>
>>> You said you didn't care. You are one ****ed-up piece of shit.

>>
>>
>> Bug,

>
> Andi, you horned-toad humper.
>
>> You're obsessed.

>
> No, I'm just after justice. Now go apologize for your KKK remark.
>
>> **** YOU!!

>
> Won't your blow-up doll get jealous?
>
>> Andy (I hump plastic) Putrid


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Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Dave Bugg wrote:
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> Andy said...
>>>
>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>> What an asshole!!!
>>>>
>>>> You said you didn't care. You are one ****ed-up piece of shit.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bug,

>>
>> Andi, you horned-toad humper.
>>
>>> You're obsessed.

>>
>> No, I'm just after justice. Now go apologize for your KKK remark.
>>
>>> **** YOU!!

>>
>> Won't your blow-up doll get jealous?
>>
>>> Andy (I hump plastic) Putrid

>
> Man, you guys sure know how to party.


Andy happened to pick the wrong house to party in.

Hey Andy, go apologize for the KKK remark.


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