--= MAD COW DISEASE =--



A female TV reporter was interviewing with a farmer, seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow Disease.


"Good evening, sir", she began. "I am here to collect information on
the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for
this disease?"


"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" the farmer
asked.


Obviously embarrassed, the reporter said, "Well, sir, that's a new
piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon
and Mad Cow Disease?"


"And," continued the farmer, "do you know that we milk a cow twice a
day?"


"Sir, this is really valuable information," said the lady reporter,
"but what about getting to the point?"


"I am getting to the point, young lady," the farmer insisted. "Just
imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing
you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
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SHELDON