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No Name 22-01-2008 06:17 PM

No Subject
 
For awhile, I’ve really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a run thru.
But I am also a cheap *******. I don’t want to spend $20 on something that I
suspect will be inedible. But the recipes fascinate me, since they're usually
done so badly. As a tech writer, I have a high respect for a well constructed
recipe... since it's basically tech writing with food. Carefully constructed
instructions that should hopefully bring you to a successful result.

Looking at the recipe, I saw problems right away. I’ve had fried/toasted
ravioli many times. Usually breaded. Once, not breaded. And it made for some
horribly tough pasta. Not tasty. And hers are of the “unbreaded” variety. But,
it is a recipe that surprisingly (for her) relies on some standard pantry
staples and wouldn’t require me to go on a hunting trip for high-priced
ingredients that I’d never use in anything else.

But look!! Giada also has a recipe for fried ravioli, and this one has
breading. And unsurprisingly, relies on pantry staples, as most of her recipes
do. Bring it on!!

On to the showdown. First up, the sauces.

I at least made the sauces first. Only variation from the recipe was that
rather than roma tomatoes, I used some cherry tomatoes. My cherry tomato plant
is still going strong, and I'm not about to spend money on tomatoes when I've
got them right in the backyard. Since the ravioli that I got looked even
smaller than the ones Aunt Sandy used, I diced up the pepper and tomato up as
small as I could, already suspecting that there are problems in serving a
chunky sauce with these teeny little ravioli. Due to trying to get the teeny
dice, it took about 7 minutes to get this done. Listed prep time on the Food
Network site is 10 minutes. Ok... well, I'm willing to admit if I wasn't going
for such a small dice, I might have gotten it all done in 5. But the problem
now... I don't have multiple sets of the measuring spoons I need to make the
next dip. Unless I think that a little balsamic vinegar and brown sugar will
add something to the artichoke sauce (which I don't) I now need to clean those
spoons. Damnit. I hate doing dishes. Ok, I claim those two minutes back in
prep time, which brings us back to 7 minutes.

The taste? Not *that* bad. It might not be a bad relish for chicken or fish or
something. But I do not see how the hell it's a "dip-able" sauce.

On to the other Sandy sauce.

I was originally going to use just canned artichokes in the sauce, since I'm
not a fan of the jarred/marinated ones. But, going thru my fridge yesterday, I
found a half-full jar of artichokes. Ok, looks like jarred artichokes. Again,
working for as fine of a chop on the artichokes as I can, and the rest of the
sauce came together quickly enough. Five minutes. So, all in all, 12 minutes
prep time.

The taste? Like a really nasty artichoke dip. A really nasty, thin artichoke
dip. It's almost like the artichokes, which were well-drained, had some bad
chemical reaction with the (reduced fat) sour cream and mayo and thinned
everything out. And that marinated taste of the artichokes is all you can
taste. Not like actual artichokes, just, well, nasty.

The Giada recipe? A half-full jar of Prego leftover from the Lightened Chicken
Parmesan (AmericasTestKitchen.com) that I made earlier in the week. Prep time?
Zip. Ok, a minute in the microwave to take the chill off. But, prepping the
ravioli with the breading took about 5 minutes.

The taste? It's Prego, people!! Many times in college, my dinner was some nice
french bread and the better part of a jar of Prego. Personally, it's my
favorite jarred sauce, so of course, it tasted good.

Looks like the Prep/Sauce round goes to Giada. Especially since I didn't have
to re-wash anything during it.

And a word about the ravioli.... for either recipe, you'd end up tossing some
from the package anyway where they've stuck together, and they rip when you
try to get them apart. I think I lost about 10... maybe 1/3 of the package.
Thrifty!!

But wait.... apparently the prep time includes bringing your fry oil to temp.
The Sandy recipe is 10 minutes. Giada's is 15. Does oil somehow heat faster
when it knows you're doing Sandy's recipe? Does oil just come to temp faster
in a Semi-Ho kitchen?? The hell???

In any case... it took about 15 minutes for my oil to come to temp. On to the
fry!!!

Nothing notable about the differences in frying. Drop stuff in hot oil, watch
it cook, flip it, watch it cook some more.

Alone, the Semi-Ho ravioli were pretty good. The pasta did not get tough as I
thought it might. Crispy, warm center.

The Giada ravioli were also good, I personally liked the breadcrumbs more,
since they added a little more texture, and they did a better job of covering
all the places the pasta dough had created huge bubbles that made the Semi-Ho
ones look kinda like radioactive mutated ravioli.

As for the sauces.... c'mon......

The red pepper sauce, all you could taste was sweet.

The artichoke sauce, all you could taste was something tart, and not in a good
way.

For both of them, it was a huge problem that to get any sauce on the ravioli,
you just had to go with a huge amount compared to the size of the ravioli.
Which might be one reason the dips were so overpowering. At least with the
tomato sauce, a little dip in to the sauce was perfect. No need to go in there
and scoop away, and you could actually taste the ravioli.

Couldn't get MrNutt to try ANY of them. He's not a ravioli fan in the first
place, and he's saving his hunger for a couple bowls of chili tonight.

For photo documentation of the experience:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/3568485...7601927415152/


Dan Abel 22-01-2008 11:27 PM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led” Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
In article >, > wrote:

> For awhile, I’ve really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a run thru.
> But I am also a cheap *******. I don’t want to spend $20 on something that I
> suspect will be inedible.


Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to your
pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to pay for them.
There are some exceptions, like fresh meat. The only course that
regularly costs money is the drinkypoos. She never makes one drink.
It's either a quartet, or more usually, a big pitcher. She generally
uses very expensive liqueurs.


> Looking at the recipe, I saw problems right away. I’ve had fried/toasted
> ravioli many times. Usually breaded. Once, not breaded. And it made for some
> horribly tough pasta. Not tasty. And hers are of the “unbreaded” variety.


I always boil the fresh ravioli and panfry in a little oil. They are
never tough.

> On to the showdown. First up, the sauces.
>
> And a word about the ravioli.... for either recipe, you'd end up tossing some
> from the package anyway where they've stuck together, and they rip when you
> try to get them apart. I think I lost about 10... maybe 1/3 of the package.
> Thrifty!!



Boil them first, then separate, preferably while in the boiling water.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA


Default User 22-01-2008 11:34 PM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
Dan Abel wrote:

> In article >, > wrote:
>
> > For awhile, Ive really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a
> > run thru. But I am also a cheap *******. I dont want to spend $20
> > on something that I suspect will be inedible.

>
> Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to your
> pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to pay for
> them.


You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Dee.Dee 22-01-2008 11:49 PM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 

"Default User" > wrote in message
...
> Dan Abel wrote:
>
>> In article >, > wrote:
>>
>> > For awhile, Ive really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a
>> > run thru. But I am also a cheap *******. I dont want to spend $20
>> > on something that I suspect will be inedible.

>>
>> Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to your
>> pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to pay for
>> them.

>
> You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?
>


>
> Brian



You might find all the ingredients on the "shelf of stuff that I've been
meaning to throw out, but haven't yet."
Dee Dee



Default User 23-01-2008 12:28 AM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
Dee.Dee wrote:

>
> "Default User" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Dan Abel wrote:


> > > Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to
> > > your pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to
> > > pay for them.

> >
> > You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?


> You might find all the ingredients on the "shelf of stuff that I've
> been meaning to throw out, but haven't yet." Dee Dee


You might, but is that realistic? I don't currently plan to throw any
pantry items away.




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Dan Abel 23-01-2008 03:15 AM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
In article >,
"Default User" > wrote:

> Dan Abel wrote:
>
> > In article >, > wrote:
> >
> > > For awhile, Ive really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a
> > > run thru. But I am also a cheap *******. I dont want to spend $20
> > > on something that I suspect will be inedible.

> >
> > Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to your
> > pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to pay for
> > them.

>
> You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?
>



It's called "sarcasm". I am getting so tired of Sandra Lee talking
about her pantry, as though it has a life of its own. Obviously, the
reason it always has every ingredient she needs for a particular show is
that somebody is in charge of buying those ingredients for that show,
and making sure that the pantry looks generously full. They
occasionally show Sandra Lee in the pantry, and it isn't much smaller
than my whole house.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA


ANIM8Rfsk 23-01-2008 08:40 AM

ReSemi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
In article
>,
Dan Abel > wrote:

> In >,
> "Default > wrote:
>
> Dan Abel wrote:
>
> > In article >, > wrote:
> >
> > > For awhile, Ive really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a
> > > run thru. But I am also a cheap *******. I dont want to spend $20
> > > on something that I suspect will be inedible.

> >
> > Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to your
> > pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to pay for
> > them.

>
> You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?


And that includes fresh meat and fish and herbs and various frozen
goods. Sandra says 'pantry' but I don't think she actually understands
what the word means.

--
Jitterbug phones:
Fourth one is in hand. Doesn't work. Again.
Billing is all wrong. Again.
Avoid at all costs.

Default User 23-01-2008 05:22 PM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
Dan Abel wrote:

> In article >,
> "Default User" > wrote:
>
> > Dan Abel wrote:


> > > Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to
> > > your pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to
> > > pay for them.

> >
> > You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?


> It's called "sarcasm".


Sarcasm? On usenet?! That's unusual.




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Dan Abel 23-01-2008 07:08 PM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
In article >,
"Default User" > wrote:

> Dan Abel wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > "Default User" > wrote:
> >
> > > Dan Abel wrote:

>
> > > > Most of Sandra Lee's recipes cost nothing. You just go out to
> > > > your pantry to get the ingredients. That way you don't have to
> > > > pay for them.
> > >
> > > You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?

>
> > It's called "sarcasm".

>
> Sarcasm? On usenet?! That's unusual.



I've made many posts on newsgroups without using sarcasm, but darned if
I can figure out how to make a post about Sandra Lee without using lots
of sarcasm.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA


Default User 23-01-2008 08:21 PM

Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sanda Led Fried Cheese Ravioli with Tomato Pepper Relish and Artichoke Caper Dip
 
Dan Abel wrote:

> In article >,
> "Default User" > wrote:
>
> > Dan Abel wrote:
> >
> > > In article >,
> > > "Default User" > wrote:


> > > > You have a magic pantry that fills itself up?

> >
> > > It's called "sarcasm".

> >
> > Sarcasm? On usenet?! That's unusual.


I should have said "inconceivable". That would have been funnier.

> I've made many posts on newsgroups without using sarcasm, but darned
> if I can figure out how to make a post about Sandra Lee without using
> lots of sarcasm.


Inconceivable!




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

bat_flip 24-01-2008 10:56 PM

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On Jan 22, 1:17 pm, > wrote:
> For awhile, I've really been wanting to give a Sandra Lee recipe a run thru.
> But I am also a cheap *******. I don't want to spend $20 on something that I
> suspect will be inedible. But the recipes fascinate me, since they're usually
> done so badly. As a tech writer, I have a high respect for a well constructed
> recipe... since it's basically tech writing with food. Carefully constructed
> instructions that should hopefully bring you to a successful result.


*snip!*

> But look!! Giada also has a recipe for fried ravioli, and this one has
> breading. And unsurprisingly, relies on pantry staples, as most of her recipes
> do. Bring it on!!
>


Wow! Thanks for the read. Semi-Ho sauce sounds like after my dog
would eat it, his lick his
tush to kill the after taste.

I've had pretty decent luck with Giada's recipes. I tip my hat to you
for trying anything Semi-Ho whips up.

The artichoke sauce/dip/horror looks like barf. Like food poisoning
barf from bad mac-n-cheese. Not that
you did anything wrong. All Semi-Ho's stuff looks nasty.

LMAO on the ravioli pictures. That is too funny.

Bat

>
> For photo documentation of the experience:http://www.flickr.com/photos/3568485...7601927415152/




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