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On Sep 7, 1:05 am, wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote: > >Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby > >bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have > >the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby > >bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their > >infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get > >water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to > >be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come > >complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup > >for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you > >drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the > >conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again. > >I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with > >mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as > >competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars. > >Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults > >motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop > >computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled > >with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will > >affect drunk stroller drivers? > >Isn't modern commercialism in America great! > > I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not > squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to > make a buck. A buddy and I once thought of going into business making high chairs and bassinets for adult babies. --Bryan |
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On Sep 7, 4:31 pm, "Kswck" > wrote:
> > wrote in message > > ... > > > > > On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote: > > >>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby > >>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have > >>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby > >>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their > >>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get > >>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to > >>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come > >>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup > >>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you > >>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the > >>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again. > >>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with > >>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as > >>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars. > >>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults > >>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop > >>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled > >>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will > >>affect drunk stroller drivers? > >>Isn't modern commercialism in America great! > > > I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not > > squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to > > make a buck. > > It is even more frustrating when the tip won't come off. Or when your girlfriend gets too drunk to change your diaper. --Bryan |
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"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message oups.com... > On Sep 7, 4:31 pm, "Kswck" > wrote: >> > wrote in message >> >> ... >> >> >> >> > On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote: >> >> >>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby >> >>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have >> >>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby >> >>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their >> >>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get >> >>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to >> >>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come >> >>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup >> >>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you >> >>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the >> >>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again. >> >>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with >> >>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as >> >>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars. >> >>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults >> >>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop >> >>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled >> >>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will >> >>affect drunk stroller drivers? >> >>Isn't modern commercialism in America great! >> >> > I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not >> > squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to >> > make a buck. >> >> It is even more frustrating when the tip won't come off. > > Or when your girlfriend gets too drunk to change your diaper. > > --Bryan > Steady Sparky |
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