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can I really get into this post?

looka here, i wan get up and do my thang here
you understand

can i get into this thing here?

$##$%#$%#$%#$

im goin count it off jive

get up
getup
getup

stay on the scene like a sex machine



preferably alive

we summons up some grant to git r done

will om make it out of my outlook killfile or not

she made me mad

she goes, "oh he's just a troll"

yet, she posts on sicodelic channel

you know, love love, flowers in her hair type

so pretty om why make me mad

you thought reeper was a troll, it's me!
lol

"b" > wrote in message
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> dead or alive

Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
George Bush would poke his eye out with it.

"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message
...
> "b" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > dead or alive
>
> Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
> Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
> George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>
>

That was pure entertainment right there, Joe. Thanks. :~)

kili

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > dropped this turd
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
> > "b" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> >> dead or alive
> >
> > Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican
> > that Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out,
> > while George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
> >
> >
>
> ROFLMAOPIMP... Oh shit... I'm wiping tears of laughter off my face.
>
> Michael


You're way too contagious! DITTO!

Sky

In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> "b" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > dead or alive
>
> Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
> Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
> George Bush would poke his eye out with it.

No way. GWB knows what to do. Give it to one of his handlers and let
them figure out what he should do.

"Dan Abel" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> "b" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > dead or alive
>>
>> Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican
>> that
>> Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>> George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>
> No way. GWB knows what to do. Give it to one of his handlers and let
> them figure out what he should do.


He would run screaming to Dick Cheney, all in a frenzy, bouncing it around
like a hot potato saying 'what is is, will it hurt me, help me Mr. Dick, I
don't know what to do' Cheney, would pat Bushie on the head and say,
Southern Sheriff style, 'now don't you worry none about this here thing, Mr.
Dick will take care of it for you'.... Cheney would then take it out on the
south lawn and ......shoot it.
-ginny

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "b" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> dead or alive
>
> Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican
> that Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it
> out, while George Bush would poke his eye out with it.

Thomas Jefferson. He is credited for bringing pasta to the U.S. from his
trips abroad; what we commonly call macaroni & cheese in the U.S. he called
macaroni pie. He invented the lazy susan for serving condiments to guests
in the center of the table. That was most likely a political thing but I
have lazy susans for some of my spices... do you?

He created a new plough that would delve 3 inches deeper through hard sod
than the common plows of the day for tilling soil for vegetable gardens. He
is also credited with the common bronze sundials of the day in gardens for
telling time, although he was no stranger to timepieces and clocks. He was
a big fan of clocks.

Imitations of his original design of rotating bookstands may be purchased
via the Smithsonian catalog, should you care to look. Oh, and when I
visited Monticello as a girl I was most fascinated that he had a bed which
was set between two walls - he could step out of one side of the bed in the
morning and be in his office, or the other side and be in his bedroom.
Quite practical!

I don't care about iPods. I'm sure Thomas Jefferson would have figured one
out and wondered why the hell we need them.

Jill

On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> magnanimously proffered:

>"b" > wrote in message
roups.com...
>> dead or alive
>
>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>

Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
at the top of the nominations.



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"bob" > wrote in message
news
> On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> > magnanimously proffered:
>
>>"b" > wrote in message
groups.com...
>>> dead or alive
>>
>>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
>>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>>
>
> Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
> If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
> at the top of the nominations.
>


Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even without
the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's probably the
closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.

Julia Child
John Lennon
Bill Clinton
Mozart
Peter Forsberg
Princess Diana
Jane Austin
Robert Frost
Winston Churchill

and a whole lotta others.

Why? None of your business.

gloria p

On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:14:39 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> magnanimously proffered:

>"bob" > wrote in message
>news
>> On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
>> > magnanimously proffered:
>>
>>>"b" > wrote in message
egroups.com...
>>>> dead or alive
>>>
>>>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
>>>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>>>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>>>
>>
>> Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
>> If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
>> at the top of the nominations.
>>
>
>
>Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even without
>the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's probably the
>closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.
>
Agreed. I believe there was far more to Mr Franklin than we were
taught in history classes at school in my youth.


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On Jun 13, 10:43 pm, Puester > wrote:
> Julia Child
> John Lennon
> Bill Clinton
> Mozart
> Peter Forsberg
> Princess Diana
> Jane Austin
> Robert Frost
> Winston Churchill
>
> and a whole lotta others.
>
> Why? None of your business.
>
> gloria p

you forgot hank williams, you could have interviewed him with a 6 pack
cause the man was a BOOZE HOUND

On Jun 13, 11:57 pm, bob > wrote:

> Agreed. I believe there was far more to Mr Franklin than we were
> taught in history classes at school in my youth.

of course, and Thomas Jefferson was fond of brown sugar

On Jun 13, 7:28 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:

> Thomas Jefferson. He is credited for bringing pasta to the U.S. from his
> trips abroad; what we commonly call macaroni & cheese in the U.S. he called
> macaroni pie.

I thought that was Yankee Doodle!

TJ would be a good interview, I live an hour from monticello.

JoeSpareBedroom > wrote:
> "bob" > wrote in message
> news
> > On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> > > magnanimously proffered:
> >
> >>"b" > wrote in message
> groups.com...
> >>> dead or alive
> >>
> >>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
> >>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
> >>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
> >
> > Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
> > If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
> > at the top of the nominations.

> Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even without
> the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's probably the
> closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.

Not only would Franklin have it figured out in five minutes, but he'd
probably have a few suggestion for improvements within 10. While
Thomas Jefferson was no slouch, Ben Franklin just astonishes me every
time I read or see something about the things he did and the stuff he
figured out without any apparent background. He basically invented
meteorolgy by describing how wind and weather are a function of high
and low pressure areas in the atmosphere. As far as I can tell, no
one else had even suggested such a thing before that. He *defined*
the concept of positive and negative and electrical current flow.
Yes, others had been working on electricity before, but he described
the process in a way that formed the basis for the next 200+ years
of electrical development, that's how fundamental a concept it is.

Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.

> wrote in message ...
> JoeSpareBedroom > wrote:
>> "bob" > wrote in message
>> news
>> > On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
>> > > magnanimously proffered:
>> >
>> >>"b" > wrote in message
>> groups.com...
>> >>> dead or alive
>> >>
>> >>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican
>> >>that
>> >>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>> >>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>> >
>> > Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
>> > If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
>> > at the top of the nominations.
>
>> Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even
>> without
>> the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's probably the
>> closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.
>
> Not only would Franklin have it figured out in five minutes, but he'd
> probably have a few suggestion for improvements within 10. While
> Thomas Jefferson was no slouch, Ben Franklin just astonishes me every
> time I read or see something about the things he did and the stuff he
> figured out without any apparent background. He basically invented
> meteorolgy by describing how wind and weather are a function of high
> and low pressure areas in the atmosphere. As far as I can tell, no
> one else had even suggested such a thing before that. He *defined*
> the concept of positive and negative and electrical current flow.
> Yes, others had been working on electricity before, but he described
> the process in a way that formed the basis for the next 200+ years
> of electrical development, that's how fundamental a concept it is.
>
> Bill Ranck
> Blacksburg, Va.
>

I'd like to talk to Jefferson about his gardening efforts. He seemed
endlessly curious.

On Jun 12, 6:43 pm, b > wrote:
> dead or alive
>
> =-
>
> can I really get into this post?
>
> looka here, i wan get up and do my thang here
> you understand
>
> can i get into this thing here?
>
> $##$%#$%#$%#$
>
> im goin count it off jive
>
> get up
> getup
> getup
>
> stay on the scene like a sex machine
>
> preferably alive
>
> we summons up some grant to git r done
>
> will om make it out of my outlook killfile or not
>
> she made me mad
>
> she goes, "oh he's just a troll"
>
> yet, she posts on sicodelic channel
>
> you know, love love, flowers in her hair type
>
> so pretty om why make me mad
>
> you thought reeper was a troll, it's me!
> lol

Leonardo da Vinci
Julia Child
Steven King

On Jun 14, 2:44 pm, "Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan"
> wrote:
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > dropped this :in rec.food.cooking
>
>
>
>
>
> > > wrote in ...
> >> JoeSpareBedroom > wrote:
> >>> "bob" > wrote in message
> >>>news > >>> > On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> >>> > > magnanimously proffered:
>
> >>> >>"b" > wrote in message
> >>> groups.com...
> >>> >>> dead or alive
>
> >>> >>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite
> >>> >>Republican that
> >>> >>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out,
> >>> >>while George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>
> >>> > Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading
> >>> > this. If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right
> >>> > up there at the top of the nominations.
>
> >>> Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even
> >>> without
> >>> the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's probably
> >>> the closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.
>
> >> Not only would Franklin have it figured out in five minutes, but he'd
> >> probably have a few suggestion for improvements within 10. While
> >> Thomas Jefferson was no slouch, Ben Franklin just astonishes me every
> >> time I read or see something about the things he did and the stuff he
> >> figured out without any apparent background. He basically invented
> >> meteorolgy by describing how wind and weather are a function of high
> >> and low pressure areas in the atmosphere. As far as I can tell, no
> >> one else had even suggested such a thing before that. He *defined*
> >> the concept of positive and negative and electrical current flow.
> >> Yes, others had been working on electricity before, but he described
> >> the process in a way that formed the basis for the next 200+ years
> >> of electrical development, that's how fundamental a concept it is.
>
> >> Bill Ranck
> >> Blacksburg, Va.
>
> > I'd like to talk to Jefferson about his gardening efforts. He seemed
> > endlessly curious.
>
> Hemmingway (because he was so f*cked up)
> Gertrude Stein and Alice Toklas
> Marcel Proust
> Julia Child
>
> --
> Due to recent cutbacks - The light at the end of the tunnel has been
> turned off.
> ~unknow author- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Looking for Alice's brownie recipe?

"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" > wrote:

> Hemmingway (because he was so f*cked up)
> Gertrude Stein and Alice Toklas
> Marcel Proust
> Julia Child

And, it would be a hoot if you could get them all in the
same room with a few (dozen) bottles of wine . . . ;-)

Well, maybe throw in George Bernard Shaw to keep Hemingway
on his toes.

Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.

merryb wrote:
> On Jun 12, 6:43 pm, b > wrote:
>> dead or alive
>>
> Leonardo da Vinci
> Julia Child
> Steven King

I'd love to get a tour of Stephen King's Victorian mansion house in Bangor.
He had a wrought iron gate custom made with bats at the top His office
is at the very back, behind the indoor swimming pool.

Jill

On Jun 15, 1:13 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:

> I'd love to get a tour of Stephen King's Victorian mansion house in Bangor.
> He had a wrought iron gate custom made with bats at the top His office
> is at the very back, behind the indoor swimming pool.
>
> Jill


you must really like sk

"he's got an offcie behind ihs siwmming pool"
lol

you would too if you had all that money
i'd have bitches out back and in the front

Who would you like to interview and why

Group: rec.food.cooking Date: Fri, Jun 15, 2007, 12:13pm (EDT-1) From:
(jmcquown)
merryb wrote:
On Jun 12, 6:43 pm, b > wrote:
dead or alive
Leonardo da Vinci
Julia Child
Steven King
I'd love to get a tour of Stephen King's Victorian mansion house in
Bangor. He had a wrought iron gate custom made with bats at the top
His office is at the very back, behind the indoor swimming pool.
Jill

<<Dont know if he still has the mansion,but he bought a house in
Sarasota a few years ago for about 7 million or so.Would love to
interview him,hes my idol.
Would like to interview Artist Bob Ross.Saw him in person a month before
he died,was right next to him and froze,,Will always regret I didnt
speak to him.
also
F.Scott Fitzgerald
Hemingway
Einstein
Sylvia Plath
Ayn Rand

Cheers,Smitty

On Jun 16, 1:06 am, (J S) wrote:

> Would like to interview Artist Bob Ross.Saw him in person a month before
> he died,was right next to him and froze,,Will always regret I didnt
> speak to him.
> also
> F.Scott Fitzgerald
> Hemingway
> Einstein
> Sylvia Plath
> Ayn Rand
>
> Cheers,Smitty

interesting pics, especially einstein
then there is Lido Iacocca, or Columbus

I somehow feel the egyptians were not very aware of their existence,
in a sense

they did enjoy life, and appareantly with long periods of peace and
introspection, their lives seemed devoid of some spirit? perhaps it
was the cruelty they did to slaves that turns me off. Their lack of
respect for human life.

On Jun 16, 1:06 am, (J S) wrote:

> Would like tointerviewArtistBobRoss.Saw him in person a month before
> he died,was right next to him and froze,,Will always regret I didnt
> speak to him.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zOpF_ZGD4Ps

is bob ross video about "not painting people"

wrote:
> JoeSpareBedroom > wrote:
>
>>"bob" > wrote in message
>>news >>
>>>On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> magnanimously proffered:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"b" > wrote in message
legroups.com...
>>>>
>>>>>dead or alive
>>>>
>>>>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican that
>>>>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>>>>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>>>
>>>Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
>>>If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
>>>at the top of the nominations.
>
>
>>Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even without
>>the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's probably the
>>closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.
>
>
> Not only would Franklin have it figured out in five minutes, but he'd
> probably have a few suggestion for improvements within 10. While
> Thomas Jefferson was no slouch, Ben Franklin just astonishes me every
> time I read or see something about the things he did and the stuff he
> figured out without any apparent background. He basically invented
> meteorolgy by describing how wind and weather are a function of high
> and low pressure areas in the atmosphere. As far as I can tell, no
> one else had even suggested such a thing before that. He *defined*
> the concept of positive and negative and electrical current flow.
> Yes, others had been working on electricity before, but he described
> the process in a way that formed the basis for the next 200+ years
> of electrical development, that's how fundamental a concept it is.
>
> Bill Ranck
> Blacksburg, Va.
>

While I agree that Franklin was a genius, he didn't work in a vacuum. He
corresponded with learned men of his day, and shared many ideas with them.


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"Beer Drinking Dog" > wrote in message
...
> wrote:
>> JoeSpareBedroom > wrote:
>>
>>>"bob" > wrote in message
>>>news >>>
>>>>On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:47:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> magnanimously proffered:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"b" > wrote in message
glegroups.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>dead or alive
>>>>>
>>>>>Benjamin Franklin. I'd place a huge wager with my favorite Republican
>>>>>that
>>>>>Ben Franklin could spend 5 minutes with a iPod and figure it out, while
>>>>>George Bush would poke his eye out with it.
>>>>
>>>>Thank God I'd finished swallowing that sip of tea before reading this.
>>>>If there was an award for Usenet classics, it would be right up there
>>>>at the top of the nominations.
>>
>>
>>>Actually, I think he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to, even
>>>without the comparison to the shmuck in the White House. Franklin's
>>>probably the closest thing we had to a Renaissance man in that era.
>>
>>
>> Not only would Franklin have it figured out in five minutes, but he'd
>> probably have a few suggestion for improvements within 10. While Thomas
>> Jefferson was no slouch, Ben Franklin just astonishes me every
>> time I read or see something about the things he did and the stuff he
>> figured out without any apparent background. He basically invented
>> meteorolgy by describing how wind and weather are a function of high
>> and low pressure areas in the atmosphere. As far as I can tell, no
>> one else had even suggested such a thing before that. He *defined*
>> the concept of positive and negative and electrical current flow.
>> Yes, others had been working on electricity before, but he described
>> the process in a way that formed the basis for the next 200+ years
>> of electrical development, that's how fundamental a concept it is.
>>
>> Bill Ranck
>> Blacksburg, Va.
>>
>
> While I agree that Franklin was a genius, he didn't work in a vacuum. He
> corresponded with learned men of his day, and shared many ideas with them.

That makes him even smarter. We have a president who might want to consult
with more learned men, but doesn't.

Beer Drinking Dog > wrote:
> wrote:
> > figured out without any apparent background. He basically invented
> > meteorolgy by describing how wind and weather are a function of high
> > and low pressure areas in the atmosphere. As far as I can tell, no
> > one else had even suggested such a thing before that. He *defined*
> > the concept of positive and negative and electrical current flow.
> > Yes, others had been working on electricity before, but he described
> > the process in a way that formed the basis for the next 200+ years
> > of electrical development, that's how fundamental a concept it is.

> While I agree that Franklin was a genius, he didn't work in a vacuum. He
> corresponded with learned men of his day, and shared many ideas with them.

Oh, absolutely, but he did seem to have a knack for seeing things
that the others hadn't quite put together yet. As one biographer
put it, he would appear to make guesses that almost always turned
out to be right. But, yes, he corresponded with many people and
other scientists and experimenters of his time. In fact, that is
how he figured out weather patterns by matching up storms experienced
by different correspondents in different locations and correlating
the times/dates. Apparently before that weather was thought to be
a mostly local phenomenon.

Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.

> wrote in message ...

> Apparently before that weather was thought to be
> a mostly local phenomenon.

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