I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
microwave oven for anything. Something about how its an unnatural way
of "exciting" the molecular structure of foods, which, in some cases,
results in carsinogetic by-products, or something of that nature. Is
this so? Are there any other sources that can prove -- or disprove --
this theory? (If you're interested its at www.herbalhealer.com)

> wrote:
>I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
> bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
> microwave oven for anything. Something about how its an unnatural way
> of "exciting" the molecular structure of foods, which, in some cases,
> results in carsinogetic by-products, or something of that nature. Is
> this so? Are there any other sources that can prove -- or disprove --
> this theory? (If you're interested its at www.herbalhealer.com)

You're just spamming us to get people to visit your site, right? ;-)

There are so many things wrong with that article it's hard to know where to
begin. Where do people come up with this stuff? There is some correct technical
information spread through the article, but most of it is fantasy land. I
especially like the part about: "Who invented microwave ovens?" It is truly
entertaining!

If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a cooking
method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very little doubt that
some of the byproducts of that method of cooking are carcinogenic.

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wrote:
> I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
> bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
> microwave oven for anything.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! OMG the sky is falling!

Heh, microwaves have been around longer than you have, dufus, and not just
in the form of ovens. Better put on your tinfoil hat, someone is probably
trying to infect your brainwaves at this very moment! Eeek! Can't you feel
them?!

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David

In article . com>,
says...
> I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
> bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
> microwave oven for anything. Something about how its an unnatural way
> of "exciting" the molecular structure of foods, which, in some cases,
> results in carsinogetic by-products, or something of that nature. Is
> this so? Are there any other sources that can prove -- or disprove --
> this theory? (If you're interested its at www.herbalhealer.com)
>

It's a crock of you-know-what.

--
Peter Aitken

In article <7L38i.54$Vf7.49@trnddc03>,
"wff_ng_7" > wrote:

> "Who invented microwave ovens?"

Space aliens.
The traded us that technology for being allowed to harvest cow anuses.

They invented velcro too.
I'm not going to mention what they traded for that!

> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a cooking
> method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very little doubt that
> some of the byproducts of that method of cooking are carcinogenic.

And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
That stuff is death on a plate.

Ack! How am I going to get my tongue unstuck out of my cheek now? ;-p
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Omelet wrote:
> In article <7L38i.54$Vf7.49@trnddc03>,
> "wff_ng_7" > wrote:
>
>> "Who invented microwave ovens?"
>
> Space aliens.
> The traded us that technology for being allowed to harvest cow anuses.
>
> They invented velcro too.
> I'm not going to mention what they traded for that!
>
>> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a
>> cooking method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very
>> little doubt that some of the byproducts of that method of cooking
>> are carcinogenic.
>
> And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
> That stuff is death on a plate.
>
> Ack! How am I going to get my tongue unstuck out of my cheek now? ;-p

LOL attagirl)

Omelet wrote:
> In article <7L38i.54$Vf7.49@trnddc03>,
> "wff_ng_7" > wrote:
>
>> "Who invented microwave ovens?"
>
> Space aliens.
> The traded us that technology for being allowed to harvest cow anuses.
>
> They invented velcro too.
> I'm not going to mention what they traded for that!
>
>> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a
>> cooking method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very
>> little doubt that some of the byproducts of that method of cooking
>> are carcinogenic.
>
> And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
> That stuff is death on a plate.
>
> Ack! How am I going to get my tongue unstuck out of my cheek now? ;-p

Not to worry, they have a microwave tool for that!

In article >,
"Ophelia" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > In article <7L38i.54$Vf7.49@trnddc03>,
> > "wff_ng_7" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Who invented microwave ovens?"
> >
> > Space aliens.
> > The traded us that technology for being allowed to harvest cow anuses.
> >
> > They invented velcro too.
> > I'm not going to mention what they traded for that!
> >
> >> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a
> >> cooking method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very
> >> little doubt that some of the byproducts of that method of cooking
> >> are carcinogenic.
> >
> > And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
> > That stuff is death on a plate.
> >
> > Ack! How am I going to get my tongue unstuck out of my cheek now? ;-p
>
> LOL attagirl)

;-D
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>>> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a
>>> cooking method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very
>>> little doubt that some of the byproducts of that method of cooking
>>> are carcinogenic.
>>
>> And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
>> That stuff is death on a plate.

Some of you are laughing, but it is true. My grandfather ate crispy chicken
skin for about 90 years and he died just a couple of days of eating more.
Granny has not been the same since as she feels responsible as she was the
one that roasted the damned bird.

jmcquown wrote:
>
> wrote:
> > I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
> > bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
> > microwave oven for anything.
>
> The sky is falling! The sky is falling! OMG the sky is falling!
>
> Heh, microwaves have been around longer than you have, dufus, and not just
> in the form of ovens. Better put on your tinfoil hat, someone is probably
> trying to infect your brainwaves at this very moment! Eeek! Can't you feel
> them?!


Nope, I'm wearing my tinfoil hat.....lol....

> wrote in message
ups.com...
> I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
> bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
> microwave oven for anything. Something about how its an unnatural way
> of "exciting" the molecular structure of foods, which, in some cases,
> results in carsinogetic by-products, or something of that nature. Is
> this so? Are there any other sources that can prove -- or disprove --
> this theory? (If you're interested its at www.herbalhealer.com)

Been using a microwave for years and it's nev ....kasjdfgpiuw egb ;vcqvqs


gack


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>

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > In article <7L38i.54$Vf7.49@trnddc03>,
> > "wff_ng_7" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Who invented microwave ovens?"
> >
> > Space aliens.
> > The traded us that technology for being allowed to harvest cow anuses.
> >
> > They invented velcro too.
> > I'm not going to mention what they traded for that!
> >
> >> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a
> >> cooking method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very
> >> little doubt that some of the byproducts of that method of cooking
> >> are carcinogenic.
> >
> > And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
> > That stuff is death on a plate.
> >
> > Ack! How am I going to get my tongue unstuck out of my cheek now? ;-p
>
> Not to worry, they have a microwave tool for that!

<snicker>
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In article > ,
"Edwin Pawlowski" > wrote:

> >>> If one really wanted to avoid carcinogenic products produced by a
> >>> cooking method, throw out the charcoal and gas grills. There's very
> >>> little doubt that some of the byproducts of that method of cooking
> >>> are carcinogenic.
> >>
> >> And always throw away that crispy skin when you roast your poultry!
> >> That stuff is death on a plate.
>
> Some of you are laughing, but it is true. My grandfather ate crispy chicken
> skin for about 90 years and he died just a couple of days of eating more.
> Granny has not been the same since as she feels responsible as she was the
> one that roasted the damned bird.

Geez.

If we can all live to be 90 eating crispy chicken skin, we will die
HAPPY!!!
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In article <UIg8i.318$Vf7.66@trnddc03>,
says...
>
> > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > I just came across a rather lengthy article -- which contains quite a
> > bit of technical mumbo-jumbo -- about how no one should ever use a
> > microwave oven for anything. Something about how its an unnatural way
> > of "exciting" the molecular structure of foods, which, in some cases,
> > results in carsinogetic by-products, or something of that nature. Is
> > this so? Are there any other sources that can prove -- or disprove --
> > this theory? (If you're interested its at www.herbalhealer.com)
>
> Been using a microwave for years and it's nev ....kasjdfgpiuw egb ;vcqvqs


I've used microwaves for more than just cooking. Been around enough high
powered UHF RF gear that I should be cooked by now.

"T" > wrote:
> I've used microwaves for more than just cooking. Been around enough high
> powered UHF RF gear that I should be cooked by now.

I hope your not planning on serving "huevos del hombre"! ;-)

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In article <XAq8i.8290$bZ1.3243@trnddc08>,
says...
> "T" > wrote:
> > I've used microwaves for more than just cooking. Been around enough high
> > powered UHF RF gear that I should be cooked by now.
>
> I hope your not planning on serving "huevos del hombre"! ;-)
>
>

Funny you mention that. I always get a little concerned about my laptop
being in my lap then realize the antenna is in the surround of the LCD
panel, not on the bottom.

But lifehacker.org just had a neates office contest. One guy had put a
slab of pegboard underneath his desk and then nylon tied all his
networking and other devices to the pegboard, including an 802.11g WAP.

His huevos are going to be cooked!