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>In article >, > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> writes: >> >In article >, >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> > >> >> writes: >> >> >In article >, >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> AtM writes: >> >> >> >> >> >tert in seattle wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dilemma... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like hard >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >plastic >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. >> >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a hard on >> >> >> >> >> >> >against >> >> >> >> >> >> >off >> >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow me! >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Don't stop! It's hard enough already keeping up with all of >> >> >> >> >> >this >> >> >> >> >> >banter >> >> >> >> >> ><g>. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> we may have to erect a firewall >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Don't you mean fireball? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ball, wall, whatever -- all our efforts are rendered impotent by the >> >> >> >> sheer volume of ******s on this group >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Some of them give me the willies. >> >> >> >> >> >> I think you nailed it >> >> > >> >> >Any harder and it'd be tumescent >> >> >> >> >> >> Rod? Is that you? >> > >> >No, it's your friendly neighborhood one eyed pants python. >> >> oh, Peter! > >Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. >My cup runneth over. how about your magick wand? I bet that gives some comfort |
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>In article >, > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> writes: >> >In article >, >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> > >> >> writes: >> >> >In article >, >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a dilemma... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >hard >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with plastic >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a hard on >> >> >> >> >> >against >> >> >> >> >> >off >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow me! >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Some people can be real pricks. >> >> >> >> >You just have to know how to beat 'em! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> they all go soft after you give them a few whacks >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Just teach 'em how to park the tuna boat. >> >> >> >> >> >> I tried but they didn't want my input >> >> > >> >> >So show them to the South Entrance. >> >> >> >> >> >> Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em! >> > >> >They're shipping them to Uranus. >> >> or so they want you to ass-ume... > >Recto-cranial inversion syndrome? >There is a hole lot more than that... okay I give up |
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Chatty Cathy > wrote: > Omelet wrote: > > > > > They're shipping them to Uranus. > > Nope. That would be Elbow-nia... ;-) -- Peace, Om Remove _ to validate e-mails. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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In article >,
tert in seattle > wrote: > writes: > >In article >, > > tert in seattle > wrote: > > > >> writes: > >> >In article >, > >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> > > >> >> writes: > >> >> >In article >, > >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> > > >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dilemma... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >hard > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >plastic > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. > >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a hard on > >> >> >> >> >> >against > >> >> >> >> >> >off > >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow me! > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Some people can be real pricks. > >> >> >> >> >You just have to know how to beat 'em! > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> they all go soft after you give them a few whacks > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >Just teach 'em how to park the tuna boat. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> I tried but they didn't want my input > >> >> > > >> >> >So show them to the South Entrance. > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em! > >> > > >> >They're shipping them to Uranus. > >> > >> or so they want you to ass-ume... > > > >Recto-cranial inversion syndrome? > >There is a hole lot more than that... > > okay I give up I'll let you win the other one... <lol> You won the best of the breast puns! -- Peace, Om Remove _ to validate e-mails. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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In article >,
tert in seattle > wrote: > writes: > >In article >, > > tert in seattle > wrote: > > > >> writes: > >> >In article >, > >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> > > >> >> writes: > >> >> >In article >, > >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> > > >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> AtM writes: > >> >> >> >> >> >tert in seattle wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dilemma... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like hard > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >plastic > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a hard > >> >> >> >> >> >> >on > >> >> >> >> >> >> >against > >> >> >> >> >> >> >off > >> >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow me! > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >Don't stop! It's hard enough already keeping up with all of > >> >> >> >> >> >this > >> >> >> >> >> >banter > >> >> >> >> >> ><g>. > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> we may have to erect a firewall > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Don't you mean fireball? > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> ball, wall, whatever -- all our efforts are rendered impotent by > >> >> >> >> the > >> >> >> >> sheer volume of ******s on this group > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >Some of them give me the willies. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> I think you nailed it > >> >> > > >> >> >Any harder and it'd be tumescent > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> Rod? Is that you? > >> > > >> >No, it's your friendly neighborhood one eyed pants python. > >> > >> oh, Peter! > > > >Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. > >My cup runneth over. > > how about your magick wand? I bet that gives some comfort Only the latex one. ;-) Makes my bell go Ding Dong. -- Peace, Om Remove _ to validate e-mails. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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>In article >, > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> writes: >> >In article >, >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> > >> >> writes: >> >> >In article >, >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> AtM writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> >tert in seattle wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dilemma... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like hard >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >plastic >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a hard >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >on >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >against >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >off >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow me! >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Don't stop! It's hard enough already keeping up with all of >> >> >> >> >> >> >this >> >> >> >> >> >> >banter >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g>. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> we may have to erect a firewall >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Don't you mean fireball? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ball, wall, whatever -- all our efforts are rendered impotent by >> >> >> >> >> the >> >> >> >> >> sheer volume of ******s on this group >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Some of them give me the willies. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I think you nailed it >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Any harder and it'd be tumescent >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Rod? Is that you? >> >> > >> >> >No, it's your friendly neighborhood one eyed pants python. >> >> >> >> oh, Peter! >> > >> >Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. >> >My cup runneth over. >> >> how about your magick wand? I bet that gives some comfort > >Mooo moo moooo moo. ;-) >Moooo mo mooo mo Mooo Mooo. I can't hear you!!!!! |
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tert in seattle > wrote: > writes: > >In article >, > > tert in seattle > wrote: > > > >> writes: > >> >In article >, > >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> > > >> >> writes: > >> >> >In article >, > >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> > > >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> AtM writes: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >tert in seattle wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> writes: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dilemma... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like hard > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >plastic > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >hard > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >on > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >against > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >off > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> me! > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Don't stop! It's hard enough already keeping up with all > >> >> >> >> >> >> >of > >> >> >> >> >> >> >this > >> >> >> >> >> >> >banter > >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g>. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> we may have to erect a firewall > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >Don't you mean fireball? > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> ball, wall, whatever -- all our efforts are rendered impotent > >> >> >> >> >> by > >> >> >> >> >> the > >> >> >> >> >> sheer volume of ******s on this group > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Some of them give me the willies. > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I think you nailed it > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >Any harder and it'd be tumescent > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Rod? Is that you? > >> >> > > >> >> >No, it's your friendly neighborhood one eyed pants python. > >> >> > >> >> oh, Peter! > >> > > >> >Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. > >> >My cup runneth over. > >> > >> how about your magick wand? I bet that gives some comfort > > > >Mooo moo moooo moo. ;-) > >Moooo mo mooo mo Mooo Mooo. > > > I can't hear you!!!!! Hey! That wasn't my reply you cheater! ;-) -- Peace, Om Remove _ to validate e-mails. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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>In article >, > tert in seattle > wrote: > >> writes: >> >In article >, >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> > >> >> writes: >> >> >In article >, >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> AtM writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tert in seattle wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article >, >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > tert in seattle > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'm still going to stick with wood. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I like wood. (go for it shel' baby! <lol>) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hey, saw-seege there own... but you put in a >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dilemma... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >like hard >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >wood and I like broads with tits but not with >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >plastic >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >tits! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you're a dick, Sheldon >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >He's a swinger. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hey Om -- how's it hanging? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are the balls for decoration? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> beats me >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> let's ask the master debater >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >But it's such a hard question! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >We'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> well that one sucked >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yeah, I guess it was a bit limp. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I am changing the subject line tho' for those with a >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >hard >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >on >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >against >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >off >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >topic post-ing. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I don't cares what those weenies think... they can blow >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> me! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Don't stop! It's hard enough already keeping up with all >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >of >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >this >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >banter >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><g>. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> we may have to erect a firewall >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Don't you mean fireball? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ball, wall, whatever -- all our efforts are rendered impotent >> >> >> >> >> >> by >> >> >> >> >> >> the >> >> >> >> >> >> sheer volume of ******s on this group >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Some of them give me the willies. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I think you nailed it >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Any harder and it'd be tumescent >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Rod? Is that you? >> >> >> > >> >> >> >No, it's your friendly neighborhood one eyed pants python. >> >> >> >> >> >> oh, Peter! >> >> > >> >> >Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. >> >> >My cup runneth over. >> >> >> >> how about your magick wand? I bet that gives some comfort >> > >> >Mooo moo moooo moo. ;-) >> >Moooo mo mooo mo Mooo Mooo. >> >> >> I can't hear you!!!!! > >Moo! Mooo mooo'm mo moooo moo moooooo! ;-) why do I want steak all of a sudden?? |
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OT: Pun War again! (was wooden cutting board sanitation)
In article >,
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wooden cutting board sanitation
On Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:45:53 -0400, Julia Altshuler
> wrote: > I sometimes got the severe diarrhea reaction, asked about > it and was told that the unrefined oils had gone rancid. I bet it had more to do with the amount of oil you consumed than if it was rancid or not. You would have had to have a clothespin on your nose not to notice if it was "off". I never really thought about animal fats and diarrhea until my son called me from college to get my grandmother's recipe for pie dough. He later told me he was never going to make that again because he had such a bad case of the runs after he ate just one piece of pie. The crust was a lard crust and apparently it greased the way for diarrhea. IMO: if your body isn't used to eating much fat/oil.... ugly things can happen to your digestive track when you ingest it. -- See return address to reply by email |
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