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Horrible food memories from childhood
On 13 Oct 2006 23:04:22 +0200, "cybercat" >
wrote: > >"Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message .. . >> On 11 Oct 2006 23:38:57 -0700, "-L." > rummaged > > > >>.my mother cooked liver until >> it was tough enough to beat someone to death with it. > >I personally would much rather beat someone to death with liver >than eat it. > Philistine! Lambs Liver lightly fried in butter and served with fried onions, bacon and a suitable gravy is wonderful. Should be accompanied with good mashed potato and green vegetables of your choice. Peas work for me. Regards JonH |
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> wrote > > Philistine! > > Lambs Liver lightly fried in butter and served with fried onions, > bacon and a suitable gravy is wonderful. > It's just one of those things. :D |
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cybercat wrote: > "Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message > ... > > On 11 Oct 2006 23:38:57 -0700, "-L." > rummaged > > > > >.my mother cooked liver until > > it was tough enough to beat someone to death with it. > > I personally would much rather beat someone to death with liver > than eat it. I'm with ya there. Vile stuff. Who wants to eat an organ that filters out the blood's impurities? Blech! Same goes for kidneys. -L. |
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"-L." > wrote in message oups.com... > My writing about the nasty fermented fish goo I ate brought up a number > of bad memories regarding food, from my childhood. > > I remember being in kindy and visiting a friend's house to play. Her > Mom offered us cottage cheese with milk on it. I was grossed out by > the thought, but took it anyway, trying to be polite. It was rancid > and tasted horrible - I spit it out and gagged. The Mom scolded me for > not eating it and sent me home. I cried and gagged all the way down > the street. Surprisingly, cottage cheese is now one of my favorite > foods. > How does anyone feel about 'sucking' 'Raw' eggs down their throats...<shudder> -- Bigbazza (Barry)..(The Boy from Oz) |
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Oh pshaw, on Fri 13 Oct 2006 10:53:36p, Bigbazza meant to say...
> > "-L." > wrote in message > oups.com... >> My writing about the nasty fermented fish goo I ate brought up a number >> of bad memories regarding food, from my childhood. >> >> I remember being in kindy and visiting a friend's house to play. Her >> Mom offered us cottage cheese with milk on it. I was grossed out by >> the thought, but took it anyway, trying to be polite. It was rancid >> and tasted horrible - I spit it out and gagged. The Mom scolded me for >> not eating it and sent me home. I cried and gagged all the way down >> the street. Surprisingly, cottage cheese is now one of my favorite >> foods. >> > > > How does anyone feel about 'sucking' 'Raw' eggs down their > throats...<shudder> > I try not to think about it. Seriously. -- Wayne Boatwright __________________________________________________ Seen it. Done that. Got the souvenir hat with my name on it. |
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"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message 28.19... > Oh pshaw, on Fri 13 Oct 2006 10:53:36p, Bigbazza meant to say... > >> >> "-L." > wrote in message >> oups.com... >>> My writing about the nasty fermented fish goo I ate brought up a number >>> of bad memories regarding food, from my childhood. >>> >>> I remember being in kindy and visiting a friend's house to play. Her >>> Mom offered us cottage cheese with milk on it. I was grossed out by >>> the thought, but took it anyway, trying to be polite. It was rancid >>> and tasted horrible - I spit it out and gagged. The Mom scolded me for >>> not eating it and sent me home. I cried and gagged all the way down >>> the street. Surprisingly, cottage cheese is now one of my favorite >>> foods. >>> >> >> >> How does anyone feel about 'sucking' 'Raw' eggs down their >> throats...<shudder> >> > > I try not to think about it. Seriously. > > -- > Wayne Boatwright > __________________________________________________ > > Seen it. Done that. Got the souvenir hat with my > name on it. > I believe it is suggested to crack a raw egg and swallow it to relieve the effects the next morning after a rough drinking night >..:-))... The cure would be much worse than the condition ! -- Bigbazza (Barry)..(The Boy from Oz) |
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Oh pshaw, on Fri 13 Oct 2006 11:26:50p, Bigbazza meant to say...
> > "Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message > 28.19... >> Oh pshaw, on Fri 13 Oct 2006 10:53:36p, Bigbazza meant to say... >> >>> >>> "-L." > wrote in message >>> oups.com... >>>> My writing about the nasty fermented fish goo I ate brought up a number >>>> of bad memories regarding food, from my childhood. >>>> >>>> I remember being in kindy and visiting a friend's house to play. Her >>>> Mom offered us cottage cheese with milk on it. I was grossed out by >>>> the thought, but took it anyway, trying to be polite. It was rancid >>>> and tasted horrible - I spit it out and gagged. The Mom scolded me for >>>> not eating it and sent me home. I cried and gagged all the way down >>>> the street. Surprisingly, cottage cheese is now one of my favorite >>>> foods. >>>> >>> >>> >>> How does anyone feel about 'sucking' 'Raw' eggs down their >>> throats...<shudder> >>> >> >> I try not to think about it. Seriously. >> >> -- >> Wayne Boatwright >> __________________________________________________ >> >> Seen it. Done that. Got the souvenir hat with my >> name on it. >> > > > I believe it is suggested to crack a raw egg and swallow it to relieve the > effects the next morning after a rough drinking night >..:-))... The cure > would be much worse than the condition ! > I totally agree. -- Wayne Boatwright __________________________________________________ This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like. |
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Bigbazza wrote: > I believe it is suggested to crack a raw egg and swallow it to relieve the > effects the next morning after a rough drinking night >..:-))... The cure > would be much worse than the condition ! Even the thought of undercooked/runny eggs makes me gag. When I was younger and needed to vomit for whatever reason (drank too much, or was sick and knew it was inevitable) all I ever had to do was picture undercooked eggs in my mind, and that did the trick! I'm getting the urge just writing this.... -L. |
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"-L." > wrote in message ps.com... > > Bigbazza wrote: >> I believe it is suggested to crack a raw egg and swallow it to relieve >> the >> effects the next morning after a rough drinking night >..:-))... The cure >> would be much worse than the condition ! > > Even the thought of undercooked/runny eggs makes me gag. When I was > younger and needed to vomit for whatever reason (drank too much, or was > sick and knew it was inevitable) all I ever had to do was picture > undercooked eggs in my mind, and that did the trick! > > I'm getting the urge just writing this.... > > -L. > I love eggs...anyway except Raw !...I prefer my yokes on fried eggs to be only just firm enough to stop the yoke running...I consider them raw when they are runny..Ughhh... -- Bigbazza (Barry)..(The Boy from Oz) |
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King's Crown wrote: > I was about 7 and had the mumps. I was up before the crack of dawn with > what else a sore throat. For the first and last time my dad got up with me. > He suggested he make breakfast and we watch the sunrise. That sounded > wonderful to me until I got my plate of sloppy wet scrambled eggs. I said > the one thing that dads can't stand "That's not how mommy makes them." I > was sunk then, because my dad wasn't going to let me not eat them, because > according to him "Mommy has been making them all wrong." He forced me to > eat them and I threw up and missed the sunrise. To this day I don't like > wet eggs. On the other hand my son instructed me that he likes scrambled > eggs the way Grandpa makes them. It took me several tries to get the out of > the pan wet. > Wet scrambled eggs. I hadn't thought of those, but I remember my grandmother making them that way. Yuck. Even now, at restaurants, I order my scrambeled eggs DRY. |
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Jude wrote: > Oh, my Grandma was that way. I still have nightmares about being forced > to eat cold Manicotti for breakfast 2 days later. We were reserved > whatever we didnt eat until it was gone. period. no food waster in that > house! Yikes. I was fortunate. My parents woudl do the timer thing. 30 minutes to eat it or you go to bed. My older and brother would sit there for 27 minutes, then eat it in a hurry.They are 5 and 7 years older than me, and I just couldn't understand why they would eat something nasty after it was cold and nastier. I simply got up and went to bed. After a few times, my parents realized I would not eat what I don't like. And I don't care about the punishment. It wasn't until later that I was able to articulate that it is mostly texture that I do not like. Though I do gag at the smell of cream of wheat or steamed rice. If only my brother and sister had figured it out sooner, they wouldn't have had to eat so much of the nasty stuff. I do have a few bad stories. When I was in high school, I went to dinner at a friend's house. The mother served a meal with cabbage, steamed rice, and ground beef. Pure nasty. I told you the smell of rice makes me gag. I was taught to be polite, so I did my best to eat some of it, and after getting about half of it down, I said that I was really full. As she drove me home, I prayed for her to drive faster. When I got home, I walked into the house and then RAN to the bathroom just in time to puke. After that, anytime that friend asked me to dinner or overnight, I had my mom ground me for a messy room. Sometime back, my mom was out of spaghetti seasoning and decided to do something else. I have no idea what it was, but it tasted mostly like plain tomato paste. I was warned on the way into the kitchen, so I took a small serving, thanked my mom, and went back to my room which is in the basement. I have a microwave and fridge in my room, so no big deal for me. I did feel bad for my dad who had to eat it. I tried to give mine to the dog, but even the dog turned it down. |
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-L. wrote: > My writing about the nasty fermented fish goo I ate brought up a number > of bad memories regarding food, from my childhood. > > I remember being in kindy and visiting a friend's house to play. Her > Mom offered us cottage cheese with milk on it. I was grossed out by > the thought, but took it anyway, trying to be polite. It was rancid > and tasted horrible - I spit it out and gagged. The Mom scolded me for > not eating it and sent me home. I cried and gagged all the way down > the street. Surprisingly, cottage cheese is now one of my favorite > foods. > > I think I related the story about the bartender/restaurant owner who > tricked me into eating an anchovy when I was little. I still haven't > recovered from that one. > > I used to have to spend time at a neighbor's house and she would fix us > kids lunch. She always made het tuna sandwiches from a can of tuna > that had apparently sat in the fridge opened, for awhile. It tasted > like metal and was dark-colored, and dry. She buttered the bread, > spread a tiny bit of tuna on it and then slathered it with cheap Mayo > that was really greasy. I still remember the smell and shudder when I > think about it. > > Semi-food related: When I was little (like 2.5) my brothers and > sisters put me in a roasting pan, covered my tummy with butter, salt > and pepper and pretended they were going to put me in the oven. I > thought it was great fun until they actually opened the oven door... > > Do you have bad food memories from childhood (or otherwise) that stick > out in your mind? Eeeek, :-@ Also fish, we had steam fish stomach (of a large fish) once, had a gag reflex when I touched the slimy feel of it. I didn't try that dish afterwards. But I am OK with shashimi and steam fish. |
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cybercat wrote: > "Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message > ... > > On 11 Oct 2006 23:38:57 -0700, "-L." > rummaged > > > > >.my mother cooked liver until > > it was tough enough to beat someone to death with it. > > I personally would much rather beat someone to death with liver > than eat it. I rent the basement of my parent's house. I have my own fridge, freezer, microwave, etc. I also cook in the kitchen too. Sometimes people assume that because I live in the same house, that I eat their food all the time. I explain that I do occasionally eat their food if they make something I like when I am home, and I haven't already eaten. But I always plan as if there is nothing for me. I joke that they can make anything they want, the worst thing in the world, except liver, and there will never be a complaint from me. Liver is an exception because it stinks up the house. Fortunately, my mom hasn't made that in years. Another thing I thought of it is microwaved ice cream. A few years back, my dad decided it is easier to scoop if you put it in the microwave. So, one day, as a dessert, he served pie and ice cream. We were sitting in the living room, and discovered that the ice cream was stringy. It was so nasty that I have to try hard to not gag when i think about it. He still insists on doing it, and gets offended when nobody accepts ice cream from him. He even marked the containers as not microwaved, but he did it at least once to a marked box. If you want to creep somebody out out in our house, just mention Dad's ice cream. |
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On 11 Oct 2006 23:38:57 -0700, "-L." > wrote:
>Do you have bad food memories from childhood (or otherwise) that stick >out in your mind? My mother is a really good cook, and cooks without recipes, usually. Once, though, she tried a recipe out of a women's magazine for "corn pudding". Foulest thing ever. Like congealed --- well, congealed something. So gross. None of us could eat it. serene -- "I can't decide if I feel more like four ten-year-olds or ten four-year-olds." Laurie Anderson , on turning 40. http://serenejournal.livejournal.com |
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-L. wrote: > Do you have bad food memories from childhood (or otherwise) that stick > out in your mind? My mother made a nasty concoction that was called "Chinese casserole" when I was a kid back in the 1970's. It had bamboo shoots and water chestnuts in a slimy gravy along with browned ground beef. To this day I cannot even look at a can of bamboo shoots or water chestnuts. My folks had a rather large garden and grew a wide variety of vegetables which I hated at the time but would absolutely love now that I am an adult (and with the produce prices what they are nowadays yikes!). Beets and green beans were especially hated by me. I ate dinner at the home of an elderly aunt. The meal was okay until I noticed that the dinner rolls were mouldy. Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the bowl. Actually, now that I think about it, food was not really something I enjoyed until I was in my 30's. I guess that explains why I weighed 105 lbs until about five years ago, lol.... |
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One time on Usenet, "projectile vomit chick" > said:
> -L. wrote: > > Do you have bad food memories from childhood (or otherwise) that stick > > out in your mind? > > My mother made a nasty concoction that was called "Chinese casserole" > when I was a kid back in the 1970's. It had bamboo shoots and water > chestnuts in a slimy gravy along with browned ground beef. To this day > I cannot even look at a can of bamboo shoots or water chestnuts. <snip> Oooh, you reminded me of something my mother used to make that I found disgusting -- canned beef stew baked with refrigerator biscuits on top. In time, Mom became a wonderful cook, but some of her early efforts, like this one, were just nasty... -- "Little Malice" is Jani in WA ~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~ |
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"projectile vomit chick" > wrote: > Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new > box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the > bowl. <lol> That reminded me of my sisters adventure with the Frito-lay corn chips and the rat turd. ;-) I also got a nice plate of steamed shrimp one time and a chinese place... that included one large steamed palmetto roach. <gag> Needless to say, I never ate there again! -- Peace, Om Remove extra . to validate e-mails. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 08:32:13a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say...
> In article . com>, > "projectile vomit chick" > wrote: > >> Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new >> box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the >> bowl. > > <lol> That reminded me of my sisters adventure with the Frito-lay corn > chips and the rat turd. ;-) > > I also got a nice plate of steamed shrimp one time and a chinese > place... that included one large steamed palmetto roach. <gag> > > Needless to say, I never ate there again! I'm sure it was there for the "crunch" factor. -- Wayne Boatwright __________________________________________________ We don't know who discovered water, but we're pretty sure it wasn't a fish. |
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Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote: > Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 08:32:13a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say... > > > In article . com>, > > "projectile vomit chick" > wrote: > > > >> Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new > >> box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the > >> bowl. > > > > <lol> That reminded me of my sisters adventure with the Frito-lay corn > > chips and the rat turd. ;-) > > > > I also got a nice plate of steamed shrimp one time and a chinese > > place... that included one large steamed palmetto roach. <gag> > > > > Needless to say, I never ate there again! > > I'm sure it was there for the "crunch" factor. <snorph> Dammit, you now owe me one keyboard... ;-D -- Peace, Om Remove extra . to validate e-mails. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 10:54:19a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say...
> In article 9>, > Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote: > >> Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 08:32:13a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say... >> >> > In article . com>, >> > "projectile vomit chick" > wrote: >> > >> >> Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new >> >> box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the >> >> bowl. >> > >> > <lol> That reminded me of my sisters adventure with the Frito-lay corn >> > chips and the rat turd. ;-) >> > >> > I also got a nice plate of steamed shrimp one time and a chinese >> > place... that included one large steamed palmetto roach. <gag> >> > >> > Needless to say, I never ate there again! >> >> I'm sure it was there for the "crunch" factor. > > <snorph> Dammit, you now owe me one keyboard... ;-D LOL! Constrast in texture is important! -- Wayne Boatwright __________________________________________________ We don't know who discovered water, but we're pretty sure it wasn't a fish. |
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One time on Usenet, Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> said:
> Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 10:54:19a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to say... > > In article 9>, > > Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote: > >> Oh pshaw, on Mon 16 Oct 2006 08:32:13a, OmManiPadmeOmelet meant to > say... > >> > In article . com>, > >> > "projectile vomit chick" > wrote: > >> >> Once I poured a bowl of Crispix cereal (after having opened the new > >> >> box), only to have a large black beetle come tumbling out into the > >> >> bowl. > >> > <lol> That reminded me of my sisters adventure with the Frito-lay corn > >> > chips and the rat turd. ;-) > >> > I also got a nice plate of steamed shrimp one time and a chinese > >> > place... that included one large steamed palmetto roach. <gag> > >> > > >> > Needless to say, I never ate there again! > >> I'm sure it was there for the "crunch" factor. > > <snorph> Dammit, you now owe me one keyboard... ;-D > LOL! Constrast in texture is important! Not to mention the extra protein... :-) -- "Little Malice" is Jani in WA ~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~ |
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Horrible food memories from childhood
I had a stepmother -- it was my unfaithful father's fifth marriage, or
something ridiculous like that -- whose "cooking" was an absolute nightmare. She couldn't eat seafood (she claimed it gave her an allergic reaction), and her favorite food was McDonald's effin' hamburgers -- so I never had high hopes any time she "cooked," in fact I dreaded such occasions. Let's see, she would make "pesto potatoes" which were raw in the middle. She would make "curry" which consisted of an incorent mishmash of spices thrown into a frying pan. She made vegetable "dishes" which never had any seasoning and were invariably undercooked. It was all a nightmare. Worse yet, my father, who was despite his numerous flaws once a great cook, began to dumb his cooking down to accomodate my stepmother. He would omit spices and seafoods from dishes such as "paella" and "bouillabaise." These are terrible memories -- and the culinary aspects of them are the worst! |
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