Signs You're a Lousy Cook
* Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. * Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like. * Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him. * Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer. * You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle. * Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner. * Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic waste in their lunch bags. * Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer. * No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple. * You burned the house down trying to make jelly. |
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