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A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Artists' Brains $9/oz
Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
Scientists' Brains $15/oz
Republicans' Brains $19/oz
Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"

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Snuggles wrote:
> A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
> according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>
> Artists' Brains $9/oz
> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
> be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"

On the other hand, you need to kill a similar amount of Republicans,
but there is simply less demand.

Dean G.

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Snuggles wrote:

> A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
> according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>
> Artists' Brains $9/oz
> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
> be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"

How is it that every time someone comes up with a good Republican joke, some
Republican comes along, changes the butt of the joke to a Democrat and thinks he
has come up with something new?

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In article >,
says...
> Snuggles wrote:
>
> > A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> > a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
> > according to source. The sign in the shop read:
> >
> > Artists' Brains $9/oz
> > Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> > Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> > Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> > Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
> >
> > Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
> > be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> > idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"
>
> How is it that every time someone comes up with a good Republican joke, some
> Republican comes along, changes the butt of the joke to a Democrat and thinks he
> has come up with something new?
>
>
>

Actually I can believe that this one was thought up originally by a
Republican because it's at an 8th grade level at best.

--
Peter Aitken
Visit my recipe and kitchen myths pages at www.pgacon.com/cooking.htm

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In article >, Peter A > wrote:
>In article >,
>says...
>> Snuggles wrote:
>>
>> > A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes
>> > upon a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
>> > according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>> >
>> > Artists' Brains $9/oz
>> > Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
>> > Scientists' Brains $15/oz
>> > Republicans' Brains $19/oz
>> > Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>> >
>> > Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
>> > be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have
>> > any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"
>>
>> How is it that every time someone comes up with a good Republican joke, some
>> Republican comes along, changes the butt of the joke to a Democrat and thinks
>> he has come up with something new?
>
>Actually I can believe that this one was thought up originally by a
>Republican because it's at an 8th grade level at best.

It actually dates from decades ago, and it referred to Englishmen.
The punchline then was "Do you know how hard it is to clean one?"

Cheers, Phred.

--
LID

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Snuggles wrote:

> Artists' Brains $9/oz
> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats'
> brains must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you
> kidding! Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to
> get a ounce of brains?!"

If you remove republicans and substitute Carabinieri* for Democrats, it's
the one we've got in Italy ;)

* italian military police
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

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"Vilco" > wrote in
:

> Snuggles wrote:
>
>> Artists' Brains $9/oz
>> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
>> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
>> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
>> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats'
>> brains must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you
>> kidding! Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill
>> to get a ounce of brains?!"
>
> If you remove republicans and substitute Carabinieri* for
> Democrats, it's the one we've got in Italy ;)
>
> * italian military police

In Canada, it's Conservatives (we don't got no democrats but if we did,
they would be Conservatives too). Leastwise when I tell it it's
Conservatives :-)

--

"People should not be afraid of their governments--
Governments should be afraid of their people"

V