Diabetic Bowel Movement: 05-31-2009
Date: 05-31-2009
Time: 06:45 AM Weight: 21.8 pounds Number of turds: Huge gelatinous blob that exploded out of my rectum, filled the bowl, and ran out all over the floor. I had to take a shower after my bowel movement. Consistency: Like melted jello with various sized chunks of differing consistencies Color: Black Odor: A cross between hot sulfur and burnt rubber. Previous day's intake: Dried apricots, fried eggs, boiled eggs, brown beans, chili, corn, cabbage, prunes, banana bread, several loaves of rye bread, bacon, beef roast, a package of chocolate exlax, and a pint of caster oil. Comments: The plumber who I had to pay double rate to come in on a Sunday Morning had quite a chip on his shoulder over the odor. Yes, shit stinks, but as a plumber he should be accustomed to smelling other people's shit and keeping his big yap shut about the alleged stench. The prick, he handles other people's shit for a living who the hell does he think he is to complain about my shit? At least the only shit I handle is mine. An interesting side note: I saw Mohammad's face in the excrement, right before the plumber's snake opened up the bowl. Too bad I couldn't snap a photograph, I could have sold it on eBay. |
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