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Victor Smootbank 18-10-2007 05:12 AM

How to build an oven to roast a whole human???
 
I'm a cannibal and I've just found a victim who
wants to be roasted alive in an oven.

How can I build such an oven???


Cuddly Duddly[_2_] 30-10-2007 08:24 PM

How to build an oven to roast a whole human???
 
Perhaps you could rent the local crematorium.

How will you kill him/her first? What kind of veggies will you serve?


"Victor Smootbank" > wrote in message
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> I'm a cannibal and I've just found a victim who
> wants to be roasted alive in an oven.
>
> How can I build such an oven???
>





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