I heard that all the black people on Earth are black, because they
drank too much coffee.

Will this happen to me, too ?

"Bruce K. Gros" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>I heard that all the black people on Earth are black, because they
> drank too much coffee.
>
> Will this happen to me, too ?

No, but you will drown if you go outdoors when it's raining and you look up
to see where the water's coming from. Stay indoors. Don't touch anything.

Lets hope so.

"Kosmikray" > writes:

>Lets hope so.

Only in summer, sipping latte at the beach without 15 percent blockout.

Cordially, Phil (from australia's melanoma state)
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Cordially? I hope that pun was intended. This is a coffee list after
all.

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:09:25 -0500, Roger Houston >
wrote:

>
> "Bruce K. Gros" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> I heard that all the black people on Earth are black, because they
>> drank too much coffee.
>>
>> Will this happen to me, too ?
>
> No, but you will drown if you go outdoors when it's raining and you look
> up
> to see where the water's coming from.


i am not sure, it is Vanilla Sky and it was a xmas movie because I saw a
brief preview of it then. but the poster is hilarious. Tom Cruise looked
just like that

> Stay indoors. Don't touch anything.
>
>