Why we split up! Definitely OT!
 

...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to
quit.
...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
...I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back