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beer prayer
Let us pray...
Our Beer, who art in bottles Hallowed be thy name Thy pouring come Thy drinking be done At home as it is in the Bar Give us this day our daily head And forgive us our fornications As we forgive those who fornicate against us And lead us not into Prohibition But deliver us from Sobriety For Thine is the Brewery, the Alcohol, and the Intoxication Now and forever Burp. http://www.beerchurch.com |
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"Jeff" > wrote in news:ZhBLd.13$Yu.7@fed1read01:
> Let us pray... > > Our Beer, who art in bottles > Hallowed be thy name > Thy pouring come > Thy drinking be done > At home as it is in the Bar > Give us this day our daily head > And forgive us our fornications > As we forgive those who fornicate against us > And lead us not into Prohibition > But deliver us from Sobriety > For Thine is the Brewery, the Alcohol, and the Intoxication > Now and forever > Burp. > > http://www.beerchurch.com > > > hehe But I've seen much better versions: Our bitter, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be when drunk. I will be drunk At home as I am in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the ale and the lager. For ever and ever, Barmen. K -- nil illegitimi carborundum |
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"Amarantha" > wrote in message
. 1.4... > > hehe > But I've seen much better versions: > > Our bitter, > Which art in barrels, > Hallowed be when drunk. > I will be drunk > At home as I am in the pub. > Give us this day our foamy head, > And forgive us our spillages, > As we forgive those who spill against us. > And lead us not to incarceration, > But deliver us from hangovers. > For thine is the beer, the ale and the lager. > For ever and ever, > Barmen. Yes, that one certainly is MUCH better than mine. You totally beat me and humiliated the ****ing SHIT out of me. God that's so much ****ing better than mine. You OWN me. I'm such a ****ing piece of shit. |
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"Jeff" > wrote in news:QKyNd.25224$Yu.19021@fed1read01:
> > Yes, that one certainly is MUCH better than mine. You totally beat me > and humiliated the ****ing SHIT out of me. God that's so much ****ing > better than mine. You OWN me. I'm such a ****ing piece of shit. > *sigh* just trying to add to the humour, in case anyone was interested no need to get snarky about it |
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"Amarantha" > wrote in message
. 1.4... > *sigh* > just trying to add to the humour, in case anyone was interested > no need to get snarky about it YOU'RE A GOD DAMN LYING BITCH!!!! **** YOU!!!!! |
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Gee, I love the great conversations we get into on-line.
"Jeff" > wrote in message news:sSYNd.29713$Yu.2919@fed1read01... > "Amarantha" > wrote in message > . 1.4... > > *sigh* > > just trying to add to the humour, in case anyone was interested > > no need to get snarky about it > > YOU'RE A GOD DAMN LYING BITCH!!!! **** YOU!!!!! > > |
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Can I post that on my web site? lol
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