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>> Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
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>> A: It's ****ing close to water.
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> Yeah, yeah, we catch $&!^ for our lousy beer, [...]
>
Your beer has lice, too!?

Do they affect the taste?

Jonathan de Boyne Pollard > writes:

> >
> >>
> >> Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
> >>
> >> A: It's ****ing close to water.
> >>
> > Yeah, yeah, we catch $&!^ for our lousy beer, [...]
> >
> Your beer has lice, too!?
>
> Do they affect the taste?

I think they come from women who use beer to wash their hair.

-- Patrick

On Mar 16, 6:36*pm, Jonathan de Boyne Pollard <J.deBoynePollard-
> wrote:
> >> Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
>
> >> A: It's ****ing close to water.
>
> > Yeah, yeah, we catch $&!^ for our lousy beer, [...]
>
> Your beer has lice, too!?
>
> Do they affect the taste?

How you think we get protein in the beer!

maybe you guys shoule give up drinking beer and start to drink more healthily such as to drink tea

your right, stop drinking beer. it just ruins your life. drink tea instead, to live longer

Watch "Beer Wars". It sheds light on a lot about the practices of the big 3 American beer makers. Very interesting.

I don't get the Miller Lite commercials. When a guy drinks a crappy beer instead of the delicious Miller Lite, he's unmanly. What's so unmanly? Does stupid equal unmanly? If a guy wipes his *** with a porcupine it's stupid, but not unmanly. Same thing with drinking a lousy beer.

Common misconception regarding Americans. Yes, the water brews sell well. We have some very respectable smaller breweries that do a nice job; I'd bet you'd agree if you tasted some. Just don't expect all to please.

Perhaps you could find me another country were you could purchase: Guinness, Tadcaster, Aass, Ayinger, Stiegl, Kirin, SingHa, Urquell, la Belle Strousberg(sp), Gosser, Sol, Belhaven, Chimay, Hoegarten etc.etc. among a billion other imported beers, among a backdrop of another ton of micros, in stores and pubs.

I'm in heaven when i have those choices. What is it like where you live?

If you live in Belgium, you're in beer heaven. But there is more to beer than Belgium.