Would you kindly stop posting this drivel to alt.food.barbecue. What
kind of animals are you anyway? We of us on afb are inmates at Angola
State Farm Prison who do cookouts on Sundays for the Warden and special
guests which is where we learned barbecue secrects. None of youse was
invited. We are a gentle people who spend Saturday mornings frolicking
naked in the grass as the good spring like weather approaches.
Saturday afternoons we are trucked down to the Port of Algiers where we
serve as prostitutes for hurricane tourists who come over by way of
industrial barge from New Orleans. That is our history, that is our
present and that is our future. Leave it alone!


The Oracle wrote:
> The Official Lady Veteran FAQ v0.96
>
> 1. What is Lady Veteran's real name?
> 2. What does Lady Veteran look like?
> 3. Are Lady Veteran's teeth really that brown?
> 4. Lady Veteran will claim that picture was altered. What say you?
> 5. Did Lady Veteran have her car repossed?
> 6. Is Lady Veteran really a serial beggar?
> 7. Does Lady Veteran use pay day loans?
> 8. What is Lady Veteran's height and weight?
> 9. What is Lady Veteran built like?
> 10. Is Lady Veteran a *******?
> 11. Does Lady Veteran have her own newsgroups?
> 12. Does Lady Veteran really live in a cheap, extended stay motel?
> 13. Does Lady Veteran take things to real life with people who disagree
> with her?
> 14. Was Lady Veteran turned down recently to foster chihauhaus?
> 15. Is Lady Veteran so broke that she could not fix her computer for over 3
> months when it crashed?
> 16. Is Lady Veteran really diseased?
> 17. Why was Lady Veteran kicked out of the Army?
> 18. Is Lady Veteran a racist?
> 19. What does Lady Veteran think of Air Force pilots?
> 20. Is Lady Veteran, despite being a *******, homophobic?
> 21. Lady Veteran is a net loon. Is she also insane in real life?
> 22. Was Lady Veteran forging Jean C?
> 23. Where does Lady Veteran work?
> 24. How can I get in contact with Lady Veteran?
>
>
>
> 1. What is Lady Veteran's real name?
>
> Bobbi Sanchez
>
> 2. What does Lady Veteran look like?
>
> http://fatreality.netfirms.com/blobbi.htm
>
> 3. Are Lady Veteran's teeth really that brown?
>
> Yes.
>
> 4. Lady Veteran will claim that picture was altered. What say you?
>
> LV will claim that the picture was altered, but only the name tag was
> added. LV used to have the original picture posted on her personal web
> site at http://profiles.yahoo.com/lady_veteran . It was taken down after a
> dentist was shocked by the color of her teeth (Message-ID:
> > ). LV subsequently replaced
> the picture to avoid further embarrassment.
>
> 5. Did Lady Veteran have her car repossed?
>
> Yes. Message-ID:
> <38C814E536AE9844.15B8C70F1948AFC3.F2AA7341D7E8B72 >#1/1
>
> 6. Is Lady Veteran really a serial beggar?
>
> Yes. Not only did she beg a priest for money to pay her rent (Message-ID:
> <33FBD47F044F1402.9414A74F8938BCC8.AA82604960F75E4 >#1/1),
> she also posted a message on NAAFA's web board and created a Geocities web
> site for the sole purpose of begging for money for her war on trolls.
>
> 7. Does Lady Veteran use pay day loans?
>
> Yes. Message-ID:
> <AFDA5075017A206D.9F8B3834FF2B162D.2BCF533C1752740 >#1/1
>
> 8. What is Lady Veteran's height and weight?
>
> 5' 6 1/2", 240 pounds.
>
> Message-ID: >
> Message-ID: >
>
> 9. What is Lady Veteran built like?
>
> Like a wrestler, according to LV herself.
>
> Message-ID: >
>
> 10. Is Lady Veteran a *******?
>
> Apart from her unfeminine looks and Usenet behavior, LV admits to wearing
> men's pants ( Message-ID:
> >#1/1).
>
> 11. Does Lady Veteran have her own newsgroups?
>
> Yes.
>
> alt.blobbi.veteran-****
> alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez
> alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez.aka
> alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez.aka.aka.lady-veteran
>
> 12. Does Lady Veteran really live in a cheap, extended stay motel?
>
> Yes. Note her personal profile posted at
> http://www.bestjobsus.com/bt-empd-armyvet.htm . This address is for the
> Budget Suites of America.
>
> 13. Does Lady Veteran take things to real life with people who disagree
> with her?
>
> Yes. As financially distressed as she is, LV paid a private investigator
> $500 to track down a 20 year old Canadian named Marty who was besting her
> with their every encounter. LV later took things to real life with Jim
> Dutton and contacted his employer. LV's mission is to take things to real
> life with anyone who disagrees with her, assuming she can track the person
> down.
>
> 14. Was Lady Veteran turned down recently to foster chihauhaus?
>
> Yes, because her home was not a suitable environment according to the
> rescue organization.
>
> 15. Is Lady Veteran so broke that she could not fix her computer for over 3
> months when it crashed?
>
> Yes. Message-ID: <010d01c265d6$9467ea00$18ea3040@MAIN>
>
> 16. Is Lady Veteran really diseased?
>
> Yes. She suffers from lupus and boils. LV probably has some
> co-morbidities associated with obesity as well.
>
> 17. Why was Lady Veteran kicked out of the Army?
>
> Speculation surrounds her *******ism.
>
> 18. Is Lady Veteran a racist?
>
> Yes. Quoting from Message-ID: >
> :
>
> The lower half of 1 black man is worth 10 complete white men. When
> I **** I like MEN, not little sissyboys that have to talk from
> behind their mommy's skirt.
>
> I lova da bothas:-)
>
> <end quote>
>
> Quoting from Message-ID:
> <news:32593110AEB31ACC.AE57CF2C8A1A20A9.F0DCF962F6 >
>
> You talk about the Asian is very gifted. You should follow their
> example by being polite,
>
>
>
> AND QUIET!!!!!!!!!!
>
> <end quote>
>
> Quoting from Message-ID: >
>
> >I live in Dublin and I'd agree with that study. Plenty of fatties
> >waddling around here.
>
> So are you sure you just aren't alcohol-challenged and are seeing
> double. I thin you have pickled what passed for a brain in your empty
> head-and your empty head is as empty as your shorts.
>
> <end quote>
>
> Quoting from Message-ID: >
>
> Unfortunately most of the idiots here happen to male Anglo-Saxon idiots.
>
> <end quote>
>
> When pressed on how she could discern a person's race from their writing
> style, Lady Veteran failed to respond.
>
> Racist and sexist.
>
> 19. What does Lady Veteran think of Air Force pilots?
>
> Lady Veteran is on the record stating that Air Force pilots are cowards.
> Quoting from Message-ID:
> <FD61BA67148006B8.0AC8A33AD0FC8798.555ED8B384D327D >
>
> They are most definitely cowards if they can't call a person fat to
> their face and reap the benefits their comments so richly deserve.
> BTW, I don't find hotshot pilots so brave. They fly up above the war
> and could care less where their bombs fall. If they cared, maybe there
> would be less war.
>
> <end quote>
>
> 20. Is Lady Veteran, despite being a *******, homophobic?
>
> Yes.
>
> Quoting from Message-ID: >
>
> Well when you get to the sigmoidoscopy just tell him that he is going
> where no man has gone before...LOL!!
>
> The idiots on this group sure can't say that.
>
> <end quote>
>
> 21. Lady Veteran is a net loon. Is she also insane in real life?
>
> Yes. In Lady Veteran's own words:
>
> From: (Bobbi Sanchez)
> Subject: Jacque champion's Best Friend
> Date: 1998/11/09
> Message-ID:
> <AA5737F4407BF438.75053B83A5011CDC.5BC343E27A26902
> et>#1/1
> Newsgroups: dfw.flame
>
>
> I am trying to locate a lady named Terri who used to be a friend of
> Jacque champion (mainden name Krippen). Both were involved in the
> psychic community and Jacque is an experienced Tarot reader. She has
> told people that Terri is languishing in some mental asylum and has
> probably killed herself. I need to compare notes with Terri because
> Jacque is saying the same thing about me.
>
> <end quote>
>
> 22. Was Lady Veteran forging Jean C?
>
> Yes. Proof was posted in Message-ID:
> >
>
> 23. Where does Lady Veteran work?
>
> The Empower Network
> 5055 Keller Springs
> Suite 550
> Addison, Texas 75001
>
> Main--972-852-4100
> Direct--972-852-4112
> Fax--972-759-4405
> http://www.theempowernetwork.com
>
> 24. How can I get in contact with Lady Veteran?
>
> Home phone: 972-953-0771
> Work phone: 972-852-4112
> Mobile number: 214-995-8075
> Personal email:
> Work email: