I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.

What do I need ?

"Gerry Lintonice" > wrote:
> I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.
>
> What do I need ?

A brain transplant!

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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.
>
> What do I need ?
>

A whole elephant.

Matthew

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"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote:
> Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> > I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.
> >
> > What do I need ?
> >
> A whole elephant.
>
And don't spit on the food you're roasting!

Also (and I speak from shameful personal experience), don't cross-post, it
just brings more elephants into the tent!

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>Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.
>
> What do I need ?

First you need to catch the elephant.

I suggest that you try this method

http://24.104.40.88/metalZone/buttvid.mpg

regards

Claude

Matthew L. Martin wrote:

> A whole elephant.

Don't forget to spatchcock that sucker!!

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