Barbicles
 

The legend of Barbicles

Once a man, or beast, or both probably, became infatuated with BBQ.

Little did he know how much it cost.

Barbicles the Sugar was born, and it is because he so loves Carolina
mustard sauce.

But one day on his journey adventure to Melvin's BBQ in Mt. Pleasant,
SC, he fell pray to the mighty SAM of the MILKMAN.

The end.

Sorry, Barbicles is not barbells + cles.