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Old 18-09-2015, 09:42 PM posted to alt.food.barbecue,alt.usenet.kooks
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On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 12:53:54 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:

You were told to shut your ****ing face by my friend persent. I suggest
you do so.


You're the one who needs to shut the **** up, responding to your new
buddy the forging troll. You're like a two-man circle jerk, only the
other guy isn't pumping.

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Dickmate wrote:
On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 12:53:54 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:

You were told to shut your ****ing face by my friend persent. I
suggest you do so.


You're the one who needs to shut the **** up, responding to your new
buddy the forging troll. You're like a two-man circle jerk, only the
other guy isn't pumping.


and you're the guy standing in the middle of the circle
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On 9/18/2015 8:20 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
I wouldn't want to be you when persent hears about this!

I'd never see it.


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On 9/18/2015 10:05 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
In article , says...
i don't eat tainted meat canoe lips


SPANK!

Tainted meat canoe lips doesn't sound wholesome. (?)

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. snicker

Dickmate, in did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 12:53:54 -0700,
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka
Chimpy the Coin-Slot Operated SuckMonkey, aka
'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1') wrote:


You were told to shut your ****ing face by my friend persent. I suggest
you do so.


You're the one who needs to shut the **** up, responding to your new
buddy the forging troll. You're like a two-man circle jerk, only the
other guy isn't pumping.


That's the story of Chimpy's life.

snicker

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"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID:
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In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
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In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a
guy:
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In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
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In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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Checkmate's so *** he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: - Norco
MID: - Vicodin
MID: - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: - Xanax
MID: - N2O
MID: - Vicodin
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MID: - Marijuana
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MID: - Amphetamine (!)
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MID: - Norco
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MID: - N2O
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Alprazolam
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Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID:
"Diddle me!"

MID:
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID:
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID:
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID:
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID:
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID:
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID:
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID:
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID:
"Pump a rump."

MID:
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID:
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"I gotta *** named Guido from Jersey"

MID:
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID:
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID:
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID:
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID:
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID:
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
*** by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
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What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

snicker

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Sn!pe wrote:
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i don't eat tainted meat canoe lips


THE **** YOU DON"T!

i said i don't so i don't hair nose face
Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv
reference....
seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not
realize
that you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for
it?

One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your
lame attempt at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all
know about
it, and "I know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.

Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you
decide
to start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try
to prepare your freeble little mind for the fact that you need
to be willing to take what you dish out, because someone may do
the same thing back at you. If you're going to keep being a
pussy who wants to
give shit but screams like a sissy baby when you get it back,
you'll
just spend your sad little life going through episodes like this
where
your true nature is revealed to all. I'm done with you now,
shithead.
That is, unless you want more.

And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people
who
are trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured
banter
between rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why
it's offensive to invade other forums and turn on a tirade of
hateful personal attacks on individuals. So if you go that route
again, I'll be
back on your ass, with Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty
morsels.
And go ahead and post all the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs
forums... you're not getting any action because they are too
smart to
take your juvenile bait.... and besides, yuou're just not funny.

Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the
same.... or
not, your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked,
so do
the smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.

MBKC

shove it up your ass mouth hole i do as i please ,
and you sit there and put up with it so dummy up

Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same....
or not, your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so
do the smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.

MBKC


Hot dogs! Popcorn!


do you think this is it have i finally met my match


I'm making book: 2/13 persent; 7/1 the challenger.
You're odds on, pal, don't screw this up for me.


he hasn't seen my secret weapon yet
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Sn!pe wrote:
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Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the
same.... or not, your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when
provoked, so do the smart thing while you have this one
opportunity at a truce.

MBKC

shove it up your ass mouth hole i do as i please , and you sit
there and put up with it so dummy up

Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the
same.... or not, your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked,
so do the smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a
truce.

MBKC


Hot dogs! Popcorn!

do you think this is it have i finally met my match


I'm making book: 2/13 persent; 7/1 the challenger.
You're odds on, pal, don't screw this up for me.


he hasn't seen my secret weapon yet


Oh no! Not the Secret Weapon!

Let me know when you're about to bring it out and
I'll look away; I don't want to be blinded by the flash.


i don't like to use it but ...


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