He who takes what isn't hisn
Must give it back or go to prisn.

Barbecues are not allowed here due to the potential fire hazard. However all inmates are allowed to carry handguns in order to protect themselves.
I wanted bbq short ribs. However I'll have to settle for an oven version.
I was thinking of very low temps and a long cooking time. Also, could you send funds so that I can help my personal prisn guard. Pulese.