The best barbecue ever was not betty crocker
 

as i mentioned before. i finally made a mistake. the best bbq i ever
had was in maine. that's right. right outside of one of the maine
state prison grounds there is a bbq joint catering to ex cons. they
don't flip around. we stopped there and ordered. we had phoney ex
convict cards, and were able to order smoked bear paws, black bear
liver sausage, and tenderloin of bear barded with caul fat of elk.