Hi Mort,

I apologize that I came across as being serious about chastising you
about 'OT postings'. If your the Mort that has been on AFB for as long,
probably longer than myself I even more feel remorse that I offended you.

I was just thinking the other day about how much I miss so many of the
folks who regularly posted years and here i go making an ass out of
myself with you. Still haven't leart' how to express humor yet on
newsgroups.





--
regards, piedmont ~ the practical bbq'r!

http://sites.google.com/site/thepracticalbbqr/

On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:

> Hi Mort,
>
> I apologize that

Sheeshus. You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
apologizing. Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?

ObSmokedFood: Smoked Short Rib Sandwich coming you way in about 10
minutes. You know where to pick it up.

-sw

On Jun 3, 6:28*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:
> > Hi Mort,
>
> > I apologize that
>
> Sheeshus. *You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
> apologizing. *Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?


Be an ass and don't apologize?

Ended up cooking 60lbs of butt Sunday, first ones came off at 5+-
hours, last ones at 9 hours. Big difference between near the firebox
and not.

On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 18:49:59 -0700 (PDT), tutall wrote:

> On Jun 3, 6:28*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
>> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:
>>> Hi Mort,
>>
>>> I apologize that
>>
>> Sheeshus. *You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
>> apologizing. *Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?
>
> Be an ass and don't apologize?

It works for me. But I'm a different type of ass. I'm not a
pussy-ass.

> Ended up cooking 60lbs of butt Sunday, first ones came off at 5+-
> hours, last ones at 9 hours. Big difference between near the firebox
> and not.

What, you don't have a camera? (liar!). I'll give you (or most
anyone else here) access to ABF if you/anyone needs an account to
use.

-sw

On Jun 3, 8:01*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 18:49:59 -0700 (PDT), tutall wrote:
> > On Jun 3, 6:28 pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> >> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:
> >>> Hi Mort,
>
> >>> I apologize that
>
> >> Sheeshus. You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
> >> apologizing. Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?
>
> > Be an ass and don't apologize?
>
> It works for me. *But I'm a different type of ass. *I'm not a
> pussy-ass.
>
> > Ended up cooking 60lbs of butt Sunday, first ones came off at 5+-
> > hours, last ones at 9 hours. Big difference between near the firebox
> > and not.
>
> What, you don't have a camera? *(liar!). *I'll give you (or most
> anyone else here) access to ABF if you/anyone needs an account to
> use.
>
> -sw

That would be sweet, I do have pix of the last full pig load.

Ten hot butts:

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f/10butts3.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f/10butts1.jpg

On Jun 3, 10:30*pm, tutall > wrote:

> Ten hot butts:
>
> http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f/10butts3.jpg
>
> http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...f/10butts1.jpg

NIIIIIICE!!

I believe I could camp right next to the pit with a plate and be a
happy man with that kind of smoked goodness in front of me.

Great looking grub!

Robert

On Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:49:59 -0700, tutall wrote:

> On Jun 3, 6:28Â*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
>> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:
>> > Hi Mort,
>>
>> > I apologize that
>>
>> Sheeshus. Â*You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
>> apologizing. Â*Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?
>
>
> Be an ass and don't apologize?
>
snip

Once I determined swertz was (not joking) challenged. I scored him as
-9999 forever. I sincerely feel sorry for him, he has to be very
miserable in life. I hope he can find someone to help him.


--
regards, piedmont ~ the practical bbq'r!

http://sites.google.com/site/thepracticalbbqr/

"piedmont" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:49:59 -0700, tutall wrote:
>
>> On Jun 3, 6:28 pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
>>> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:
>>> > Hi Mort,
>>>
>>> > I apologize that
>>>
>>> Sheeshus. You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
>>> apologizing. Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?
>>
>>
>> Be an ass and don't apologize?
>>
> snip
>
> Once I determined swertz was (not joking) challenged. I scored him as
> -9999 forever. I sincerely feel sorry for him, he has to be very
> miserable in life. I hope he can find someone to help him.
>
> ?regards, piedmont ~ the practical bbq'r!
>
I was just thinking about swertz in the same way. He has absolutely no sense
of self worth. He's without ego. In addition to his being miserable he's
obviously very lonely. He's smart. He knows a lot about cooking. I've picked
up a lot from his "how I do it" posts.

Kent ~ brining in the garage

On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 17:00:18 -0700, Kent wrote:

> I was just thinking about swertz in the same way. ...
> ...He's without ego.

<shame> I admit. I have NO waffles whatsoever.

-sw

piedmont wrote:
> Hi Mort,
>
> I apologize that I came across as being serious about chastising you
> about 'OT postings'. If your the Mort that has been on AFB for as long,
> probably longer than myself I even more feel remorse that I offended you.
>
> I was just thinking the other day about how much I miss so many of the
> folks who regularly posted years and here i go making an ass out of
> myself with you. Still haven't leart' how to express humor yet on
> newsgroups.
>
>
>
>
>
>
Are you Bob Muncie, too?

piedmont wrote:
> On Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:49:59 -0700, tutall wrote:
>
>
>> On Jun 3, 6:28 pm, > wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 3 Jun 2010 19:03:26 +0000 (UTC), piedmont wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hi Mort,
>>>>
>>>
>>>> I apologize that
>>>>
>>> Sheeshus. You're always either making an ass out of yourself or
>>> apologizing. Why don't you just shut the **** up and be normal?
>>>
>>
>> Be an ass and don't apologize?
>>
>>
> snip
>
> Once I determined swertz was (not joking) challenged. I scored him as
> -9999 forever. I sincerely feel sorry for him, he has to be very
> miserable in life. I hope he can find someone to help him.
>
>
>
You didn't graduate at the top of your class, did you?

"Larry" > wrote in message
...
> piedmont wrote:
>> Hi Mort,
>>
>> I apologize that I came across as being serious about chastising you
>> about 'OT postings'. If your the Mort that has been on AFB for as long,
>> probably longer than myself I even more feel remorse that I offended you.
>>
>> I was just thinking the other day about how much I miss so many of the
>> folks who regularly posted years and here i go making an ass out of
>> myself with you. Still haven't leart' how to express humor yet on
>> newsgroups.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
> Are you Bob Muncie, too?

Twins, I do believe.