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BOB 14-06-2004 10:14 PM

Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?
 
PLEASE, everybody

Do Not Feed The Trolls!

BOB
with 20# of wings grillin' on the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow at work



Reg 14-06-2004 10:25 PM

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BOB wrote:

> BOB
> with 20# of wings grillin' on the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow at work
>
>


As I remember

10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces

so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


BOB 14-06-2004 10:37 PM

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Reg wrote:
> BOB wrote:
>
>> BOB
>> with 20# of wings grillin' on the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow at work
>>
>>

>
> As I remember
>
> 10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces
>
> so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.
>
> --
> Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


I haven't counted 'em. It was two 10# bags. One of the supervisors handed me
the 2 bags and asked if I could cook 'em for the party. Short notice, but what
could I say?

And I meant to type: "on the K5, the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow..." It
does take all three to cook 'em all at the same time. Thie to go do the *flip
'em* thing. I'll try to count.

BOB




Stephen Russell 15-06-2004 02:42 AM

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"Reg" > wrote in message
m...
> 10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces
>
> so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.


sounds like feeding 10 to 15 people.



Monroe, of course... 15-06-2004 03:13 AM

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In article >, "Stephen
Russell" > wrote:

> "Reg" > wrote in message
> m...
> > 10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces
> >
> > so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.

>
> sounds like feeding 10 to 15 people.


Or me and a buddy having a contest....

monroe(BTDT)

Reg 15-06-2004 03:54 AM

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BOB wrote:

> I haven't counted 'em. It was two 10# bags. One of the supervisors handed me
> the 2 bags and asked if I could cook 'em for the party. Short notice, but what
> could I say?


Your supervisor, eh? That's cool. You're probably the only K owner
in the office. You could get a promotion out of it.

How will you serve.. will you reheat on site? Are you going to sauce them?

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


BOB 15-06-2004 04:08 AM

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Reg wrote:
> BOB wrote:
>
>> I haven't counted 'em. It was two 10# bags. One of the supervisors handed

me
>> the 2 bags and asked if I could cook 'em for the party. Short notice, but
>> what could I say?

>
> Your supervisor, eh? That's cool. You're probably the only K owner
> in the office. You could get a promotion out of it.
>
> How will you serve.. will you reheat on site? Are you going to sauce them?
>
> --
> Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


There must have been *thousands* of them wings. Or it seemed like that when I
was turning them. ;-)
They were smaller than I usually see, so more per #.

I *have* to feed 'em every now and then, just to rub it in.
No promotion, I'd have to replace one of the owners to get that.

I don't know anything more about the party than the wings, and we all have to be
there at 2 PM.
They were all brined in a solution of soy sauce and a little vinegar and each
gallon zip-lok bag had a different "rub" dumped in. I couldn't get very
organized with only a couple hours notice. Each batch was good, though (had to
sample!)

BOB



Kevin S. Wilson 19-06-2004 10:19 PM

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On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 15:09:18 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 17:14:59 -0400, " BOB" >
>wrote:
>
>
>>PLEASE, everybody
>>
>>Do Not Feed The Trolls!

>
>I must of missed this as I was away for a few days. Was there
>more trolling other than the usual Kent and CL?
>
>On a related note, I was just looking at my ISP's mailbox, which I
>never use, and it appears that Kevin turned me in for trolling
>back on Febuary 18th for a forged post by our ex-resident troll.
>
>If that doesn't take the cake <shaking head>.
>

You want some cheese to go with that whine?


--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

Reg 19-06-2004 10:39 PM

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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> You want some cheese to go with that whine?


Why would report someone for an obviously forged post? There
was a rash of forgeries coming through at that time and
it should have been obvious.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


Reg 19-06-2004 11:30 PM

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Steve Wertz wrote:

> Still. My stance on trolling is pretty well-known, as evidenced
> by the nature of this thread. To turn me in over something that
> looks like I was trolling is pretty chicken-shit. Never
> underestimate the mind of an idiot and admitted troller.
> The irony is almost priceless.


In part it's a suprise because of the fact that Kevin seems
pretty net savvy, technically and otherwise, and would
be able to distinguish based on the headers.

> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak, then I'll be grilling
> them over evergreen and sasafras.


As for me, beef back ribs. Albertson's was selling them this week
for 99 cents a pound, and I pretty much bought them out.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


Douglas Barber 20-06-2004 12:16 AM

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Steve Wertz wrote:
> <snip> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak <snip>
>
> -sw


Person could get reported for that ;)


Jack Curry 20-06-2004 12:22 AM

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Steve Wertz wrote:

-clipped all Wertz vs Wilson stuff -


Steve wrote:
> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak, then I'll be grilling
> them over evergreen and sasafras.
>

I didn't want this to go unappreciated, since it's a little-known technique.
You will be drinking the beer, of course and the precious resins that
collect on the ribs should be scraped and saved. It's myrrh. Or
frankincense, I forget.
The rib bones may be hung in a closet like windchimes; they repel silverfish
and roaches while giving your clothes a lingering and expensive smell. Like
fine root beer aged in a cedar closet.

Jack Curry






Monroe, of course... 20-06-2004 01:10 AM

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In article >, "Jack
Curry" <Jack-Curry deletethis @cfl.rr.com> wrote:

> Steve Wertz wrote:
>
> -clipped all Wertz vs Wilson stuff -
>
>
> Steve wrote:
> > ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak, then I'll be grilling
> > them over evergreen and sasafras.
> >

> I didn't want this to go unappreciated, since it's a little-known technique.
> You will be drinking the beer, of course and the precious resins that
> collect on the ribs should be scraped and saved. It's myrrh. Or
> frankincense, I forget.
> The rib bones may be hung in a closet like windchimes; they repel silverfish
> and roaches while giving your clothes a lingering and expensive smell. Like
> fine root beer aged in a cedar closet.
>

Cut it out Jack-You're making me hungry!

monroe(drinking a turpentine and tonic)

Matthew L. Martin 20-06-2004 01:33 AM

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Steve Wertz wrote:
> On 19 Jun 2004 23:04:03 GMT, wrote:
>
>
>>Steve Wertz > wrote:
>>
>>>[]
>>>On a related note, I was just looking at my ISP's mailbox, which I
>>>never use, and it appears that Kevin turned me in for trolling
>>>back on Febuary 18th for a forged post by our ex-resident troll.
>>>

>>
>>Steve, are you now living under a bridge with the bats? <g>

>
>
> Yep, that me. You saw the smoke from the grilled mexican fruit
> bats seeping out from under the Congress St. bridge? They're a
> bitch to clean and gut, though.
>
> Belive me, if I were to ever troll this group, I could shut this
> whole group down and turn y'all into babbling idiots.
>


I'm not sure anyone would be able to tell the difference.

Matthew (ducking and covering)

--
If the war in Iraq was over oil, we lost.


Monroe, of course... 20-06-2004 02:00 AM

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In article >, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

> Belive me, if I were to ever troll this group, I could shut this
> whole group down and turn y'all into babbling idiots.
>

Dude-stomping on baby ducks would be harder and much more gratifying.

monroe(grilled fruitbat.....droooool)

BOB 20-06-2004 02:36 AM

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Douglas Barber wrote:
> Steve Wertz wrote:
>> <snip> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak <snip>
>>
>> -sw

>
> Person could get reported for that ;)


rotfl!

BOB



Scotland Yard Department of Tire Mischief 20-06-2004 03:29 AM

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Matthew L. Martin wrote:
> Steve Wertz wrote:
>
>> Belive me, if I were to ever troll this group, I could shut this
>> whole group down and turn y'all into babbling idiots.
>>

>
> I'm not sure anyone would be able to tell the difference.
>
> Matthew (ducking and covering)
>


Well said ;)


Kevin S. Wilson 20-06-2004 11:09 AM

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On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 21:39:20 GMT, Reg > wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> You want some cheese to go with that whine?

>
>Why would report someone for an obviously forged post? There
>was a rash of forgeries coming through at that time and
>it should have been obvious.


I couldn't tell you for sure whether I reported the forged post or
not. Wertz posted no proof, so I guess I'll just take him at his word.
<shrug> I'm having a difficult time giving a red rat's ass either way.

That said, you never made a mistake reading headers before?

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

Kevin S. Wilson 20-06-2004 11:12 AM

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On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
>Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.


I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

Reg 20-06-2004 11:53 AM

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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> That said, you never made a mistake reading headers before?


Certainly. Personally I'm usually rather overloaded, and it's easy
to make a mistake on the simplest of things. All the more reason to
hesitate before pulling the trigger on a complaint letter. It's not
something I'd want to do in error.

ObBBQ: Just pulled a load of pork jowl out of the cure, getting
ready to turn it into guanciale. A day of cold smoke then 3 weeks
of drying/aging and it's done.

Guanciale rocks. It's slowly replacing smoked bacon in
many dishes around here.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


Kevin S. Wilson 20-06-2004 05:36 PM

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On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:59:26 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:12:09 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:
>>
>>>FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
>>>Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.

>>
>>I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.

>
>What a chicken-shit pussy. You even helped HTML'ize the nfilter
>instructions for getting rid of troll posts and then you have the
>nerve to narc on my ISP for calling me a troll.
>

English, please.

You know what, Wertz? You seem intent on stirring up shit by dredging
up some half-baked bullshit that you haven't even attempted to prove.
We're all supposed to just take your word for it, right Mr. X-NO
ARCHIVE?

I ain't gonna play, putz. I'm going to ignore you for a while, until
you learn some manners. That ought to about drive you nuts.

I'd ask you to stop posting to Usenet while you're drunk, but I know
what a small window of opportunity that is for you.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

Douglas Barber 20-06-2004 05:58 PM

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BOB 20-06-2004 06:08 PM

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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:59:26 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:12:09 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
>>>> Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.
>>>
>>> I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.

>>
>> What a chicken-shit pussy. You even helped HTML'ize the nfilter
>> instructions for getting rid of troll posts and then you have the
>> nerve to narc on my ISP for calling me a troll.
>>

> English, please.
>
> You know what, Wertz? You seem intent on stirring up shit by dredging
> up some half-baked bullshit that you haven't even attempted to prove.
> We're all supposed to just take your word for it, right Mr. X-NO
> ARCHIVE?
>
> I ain't gonna play, putz. I'm going to ignore you for a while, until
> you learn some manners. That ought to about drive you nuts.
>
> I'd ask you to stop posting to Usenet while you're drunk, but I know
> what a small window of opportunity that is for you.
>
> --
> Kevin S. Wilson
> Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
> "Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"


So, in your own mind, it *is* all about *you* isn't it?

What an ass-hole.

BOB



cl 20-06-2004 07:13 PM

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" BOB" > wrote in message
s.com...

> So, in your own mind, it *is* all about *you* isn't it?
>
> What an ass-hole.
>
> BOB


I leave a couple of days to enjoy the birth of my daughter, yet I see the
ones accusing me of trolling and flame baiting doing the same in the mean
time. There are so many guys here that whine like a bunch of little girls.
(not u bob). Gees, hopefully i didn't miss too much fun.

-CAL



Duwop 20-06-2004 08:38 PM

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Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:36:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
> <yawn> You forget the age-old "I must be off my medication",
> insult, too.
>
> -sw


That's because he's your friend, he cares.


--




BOB 21-06-2004 01:02 AM

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Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 17:14:59 -0400, " BOB" >
> wrote:
>
>
>> PLEASE, everybody
>>
>> Do Not Feed The Trolls!

>
> I must of missed this as I was away for a few days. Was there
> more trolling other than the usual Kent and CL?


Didn't really miss a thing, just a lot of people feeding trolls and making them
come back for more.

>
> On a related note, I was just looking at my ISP's mailbox, which I
> never use, and it appears that Kevin turned me in for trolling
> back on Febuary 18th for a forged post by our ex-resident troll.
>
> If that doesn't take the cake <shaking head>.


He's still trying to "teach" us "what trolling really is" (or whatever his
actual words were) since we didn't elect him abf king.
>
> -sw


BOB
munching on some grilled "Buffalo" shrimp



Jack Sloan 21-06-2004 04:29 AM

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"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:36:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:59:26 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:12:09 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
> >>>>Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.
> >>>
> >>>I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.
> >>
> >>What a chicken-shit pussy. You even helped HTML'ize the nfilter
> >>instructions for getting rid of troll posts and then you have the
> >>nerve to narc on my ISP for calling me a troll.
> >>

> >English, please.
> >
> >You know what, Wertz? You seem intent on stirring up shit by dredging
> >up some half-baked bullshit that you haven't even attempted to prove.

>
> Now that you've practically admitted it, and I've mentioned that I
> don't have the actual complaint, _now_ you say "Prove it"? What a
> pussy. I bluffed and you folded. You can't take it back.
>
> >We're all supposed to just take your word for it, right Mr. X-NO
> >ARCHIVE?

>
> You apparently don't know how to read headers, do you. Prove it.
>
> >I ain't gonna play, putz. I'm going to ignore you for a while, until
> >you learn some manners. That ought to about drive you nuts.

>
> You should do better ignoring us all.
>
> >I'd ask you to stop posting to Usenet while you're drunk, but I know
> >what a small window of opportunity that is for you.

>
> <yawn> You forget the age-old "I must be off my medication",
> insult, too.
>
> -sw


He didn't say that because he IS your friend.
Jack



Jack Sloan 21-06-2004 04:30 AM

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"Duwop" > wrote in message
...
> Steve Wertz wrote:
> > On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:36:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > > wrote:
> > <yawn> You forget the age-old "I must be off my medication",
> > insult, too.
> >
> > -sw

>
> That's because he's your friend, he cares.
>
>
> --
>
>

Dammit...I shoulda read ahead.
Jack




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