"Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and
thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno

"I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing
pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would
argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals,
but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago

In om,
Veg Head > typed:
> "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and
> thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno
>
> "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing
> pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would
> argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals,
> but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago

================================================== =========


STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
(Check all boxes that apply)



Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [X ] Lamer [ X] Flamer
[X ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[X ] Unbearably self-righteous person


I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [X ] Post to alt.food.barbecue(Newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[X ] Lame [X ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[X ] Clueless [X ] Idiotic [ X] Brain-damaged
[X ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ X] Ignorant
[X ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[X ] Boring [X ] Dumb [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[X ] Loathsome [ X] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[X ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought
of which you may be capable.


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ X] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ X] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ X] What you posted has been done before.
[ X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated SPAM
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig./alias is dreadful
[ X] You must have spent your life in a
skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each
line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters,
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ X] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


It is recommended that you:

[ X] Get a clue
[ X] Get a life
[ X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ X] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ X] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ X] Have your medication adjusted
[ X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ X] consume excrement
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a
vague idea what you're doing


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] PLONK
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You're so clueless I didn't even fill-in this form.

Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a
problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the tables of
some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word uttered about
my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them. You, on the
other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose
pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to the
nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest
chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO
bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here
and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going
some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to meet you
or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living bejeezuz
out of you.

JD

"Veg Head" > wrote in message
om
> "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and
> thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno
>
> "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing
> pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would
> argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals,
> but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago

" BOB" > wrote:
> STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM

Bobbo- This is one of the best replies I've seen to these twits; however,
I'm beginning to think you have too much time on your hands. Go out and
kill some critter, dress it out, Q it and eat it . . . and have a few
beers! <g>

Still laughing.

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

Hey Bob,
I hope you don't mind, but my wife and I stole your bonehead reply form.
Don't worry though.....we'll only use it when it is needed.



" BOB" > wrote in message
.. .
> In om,
> Veg Head > typed:
> > "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and
> > thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno
> >
> > "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing
> > pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would
> > argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to animals,
> > but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." -- Judy Chicago
>
> ================================================== =========
>
>
> STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
> (Check all boxes that apply)
>
>
>
> Dear:
>
> [ ] Clueless Newbie [X ] Lamer [ X] Flamer
> [X ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
> [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
> [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
> [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
> [X ] Unbearably self-righteous person
>
>
> I took exception to your recent:
>
> [ ] Email [X ] Post to alt.food.barbecue(Newsgroup)
>
> It was (check all that apply):
>
> [X ] Lame [X ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
> [X ] Clueless [X ] Idiotic [ X] Brain-damaged
> [X ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
> [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ X] Ignorant
> [X ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
> [X ] Boring [X ] Dumb [ ] Cowardly
> [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
> [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
> [X ] Loathsome [ X] Satanic [ ] Despicable
> [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
> [X ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought
> of which you may be capable.
>
>
> Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
>
> [ ] You posted what should have been emailed
> [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
> [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
> [ X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
> [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
> [ X] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
> [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
> [ X] You don't know which group to post in
> [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
> [ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups
> [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
> [ X] What you posted has been done before.
> [ X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
> [ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply
> [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
> [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
> [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
> [ ] You posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated SPAM
> [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
> [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
> [ X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
> [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
> [ ] You said "me too" to something
> [ ] You make no sense
> [ ] Your sig./alias is dreadful
> [ X] You must have spent your life in a
> skinner box to be this clueless.
> [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
> [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
> [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
> [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each
> line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters,
> [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
> [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
> [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
> [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
> [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
> [ X] You are a loser.
> [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
> [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
> worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
>
>
> It is recommended that you:
>
> [ X] Get a clue
> [ X] Get a life
> [ X] Go away
> [ ] Grow up
> [ X] Never post again
> [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
> [ X] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
> [ ] stop sending Email and get a life
> [ X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [ X] Have your medication adjusted
> [ X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> [ X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
> [ X] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Read the FAQ
> [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
> [ X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
> [ X] consume excrement
> [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
> [ X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
> [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a
> vague idea what you're doing
>
>
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [ X] You need to seek psychiatric help
> [ X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
> [ ] PLONK
> [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
> [ X] Most of the above
> [ ] All of the above
> [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
> [ ] You're so clueless I didn't even fill-in this form.
>
>
>

In ,
> typed:
> " BOB" > wrote:
>> STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
>
> Bobbo- This is one of the best replies I've seen to these twits; however,
> I'm beginning to think you have too much time on your hands. Go out and
> kill some critter, dress it out, Q it and eat it . . . and have a few
> beers! <g>
>
> Still laughing.
>
> --
> Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
> "Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
> victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
> - John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

It only took the time to check the boxes...the blank form was sent to me by
someone who does actually have too much time on his hands.

Here's the blank form as I received it. It's a whole lot easier to use than to
remove my "X"s.

BOB


STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
(Check all boxes that apply)



Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person


I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [ ] Post to rec.?.? (Newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dumb [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought
of which you may be capable.


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to way too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated SPAM
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig./alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a
skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each
line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters,
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a
vague idea what you're doing


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] PLONK
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You're so clueless I didn't even fill-in this form.

In news:3xztb.207924$Fm2.203971@attbi_s04,
Brian and Maryann > typed:
> Hey Bob,
> I hope you don't mind, but my wife and I stole your bonehead reply form.
> Don't worry though.....we'll only use it when it is needed.
>

LOL!

See my response to Nick above where I reposted it not filled in and is much easier
to use.
It's not mine, it was sent to me without the "X"es. The person that sent it to me
said she wanted no credit for it (which probably means that she found it somewhere
else).
Have fun with it.

BOB

JD wrote:
> Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a
> problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the
> tables of some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a
> word uttered about my character being suspect because I like meat
> from any of them. You, on the other hand, are a sanctimonious,
> condescending sack of dog shit whose pathetic drivel does little more
> than inspire me to truck on down to the nearest Keg Steak House and
> chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest chunk of bovine flesh
> they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO bomb in the
> shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here and
> what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going
> some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to
> meet you or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the
> living bejeezuz out of you.
>
> JD

ROFL!!! Well said!

Jill

> "Veg Head" > wrote in message
> om
>> "Auschwitz begins whenever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and
>> thinks: they're only animals." -- Theodor Adorno
>>
>> "I began to wonder about the ethical distinction between processing
>> pigs and doing the same thing to people defined as pigs. Many would
>> argue that moral considerations do not have to be extended to
>> animals, but this is just what the Nazis said about the Jews." --
>> Judy Chicago

" BOB" > wrote:
> In ,
> > typed:
> > " BOB" > wrote:
> >> STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
> >
> > Bobbo- I'm beginning to think you have too much time on your hands.
>
> It only took the time to check the boxes...the blank form was sent to me
> by someone who does actually have too much time on his hands.
>
Well, it's not the first time I've jumped to an erroneous conclusion.
Still funny, tho. Thanks. I've saved it.

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

"JD" > wrote in message >.. .
> Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a
> problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the tables of
> some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word uttered about
> my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them. You, on the
> other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose
> pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to the
> nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest, rarest
> chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA an ANFO
> bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your motives here
> and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're going
> some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to meet you
> or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living bejeezuz
> out of you.
>
> JD

"Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre
minds." -- Albert Einstein

"Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw

"Veg Head" > wrote in message
om
> "JD" > wrote in message
> >.. .
>> Ya know, Veg, I (and I suspect some others of us) really don't have a
>> problem with vegetarian cuisine. I've had some great meals at the
>> tables of
>> some of my vegetarian friends. Never once have I heard a word
>> uttered about
>> my character being suspect because I like meat from any of them.
>> You, on the
>> other hand, are a sanctimonious, condescending sack of dog shit whose
>> pathetic drivel does little more than inspire me to truck on down to
>> the
>> nearest Keg Steak House and chow down on the biggest, bloodiest,
>> rarest
>> chunk of bovine flesh they have while I fantacize about sending PETA
>> an ANFO
>> bomb in the shape of a Tofurkey. You might want to examine your
>> motives here
>> and what it is you *really* want to accomplish. At the rate you're
>> going
>> some meat eating good ol' boy like myself may get lucky enough to
>> meet you
>> or some other meat deprived anemic pansy IRL and beat the living
>> bejeezuz
>> out of you.
>>
>> JD
>
> "Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre
> minds." -- Albert Einstein

I doubt seriously that the great spirit of Einstein was anywhere near as
sanctimonious and condescending as you. Quite the opposite really. Now you
can add delusional megalomaniac to curriculum vitae. Incidently, Einstein
was a vegetarian for only the last year of his life which may suggest that
eschewing meat isn't really all that good for your health after all.
>
> "Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw

In your case any physical violence you may sustain would be the result of
your own arrogance and stupidity. Violence isn't always physical as your
diatribes bear out so you shouldn't be surprised when the violence of your
verbal attacks nets you a little physical violence in your karma. BTW, the
steak I consumed in response to your last attack was delicious. Since this
reaction is a common one among meat eaters to vegheads as yourself perhaps
it has never occurred to you that every time you or the PETA folks come out
with this crap you cause the demand for meat to increase and even more
cattle get slaughtered. Pretty ironic, eh?

JD

"Veg Head" > wrote in message
om...

> "Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre
> minds." -- Albert Einstein
>
> "Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw

"We are the supreme race" ---Adolph Hitler
There, I quoted someone.......does that make it factual?
By the way, Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian.

Who's up for clubbing some fur seals?

Kill *** whales for Jesus.

"Dot Matrix" > wrote in message
m...
> Who's up for clubbing some fur seals?



this baby harp seal walks into a bar.
the bartender asks "what'll you have?"
the baby harp seal replies "anything but a canadian club"


bidda bing bidda bang

"just joe" > wrote:
> "Dot Matrix" > wrote in message
> m...
> > Who's up for clubbing some fur seals?
>
> this baby harp seal walks into a bar.
> the bartender asks "what'll you have?"
> the baby harp seal replies "anything but a canadian club"
>
So the baby harp seal orders a Hebrew National Beef Frankfurter. While he's
waiting, the guy next to him says, "Nu, vas? Kosher?" The baby harp seal
turns and replies, "Yeah. Nova Scotia . . . and your accent is awful."

barump bum!

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

"doyle" > wrote in message >...
> "Veg Head" > wrote in message
> om...
>
> > "Great spirits have always met violent opposition from mediocre
> > minds." -- Albert Einstein
> >
> > "Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans." -- Ali MacGraw
>
> "We are the supreme race" ---Adolph Hitler
> There, I quoted someone.......does that make it factual?
> By the way, Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian.

Adoplfh loved his meat.s one Of his favourite cusines was grilled
snout of breed sow topped with cereme butrlee'. cuckooarcamba! Is
thsi ever fun being on theiis ng and chillin' wid you guys. One
question though. evah had grilled pig tails? thast not the hole
recipe. it's what you do to them fore' chuckin' em on the grill.
wants my recpee?