In article >, "Duwop"
> wrote:

> Gotta admit this finally shows some imagination, a sensor to measure
> opacity, pan water level? Heeeheee! Shoot, at least this one took more than
> 5 seconds to spew out like many of the others.
>
> Hey, at least he's trying to become the best troll he can be, don't we
> deserve his best?
>
Well - sounds like about $4000 worth of equip (opacity monitors ain't
cheap) that can do what my nose, eyes and left little finger can do.
For 4 grand I'd buy something else....(like 5 more K's)
Wiseass <must> be smart to be so rich (heh)
I'm reminded of the "Anal Retentive..." skits Phil Hartman(RIP) useta
do on SNL.
5 thermometers!
Auto spritzer!
Computer controlled draft vents!
HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!
Wonder what his pressure cooker for those yummy ribs is rigged with?

monroe(science my ass)

says...
>
>Monroe, of course... wrote:
>
>> It's pretty funny - you should check it out.
>> Wiseass is gonna change the way we all cook with his sage advice.
>
>So all of you cook the exact same way? Sounds boring.

At least you got him to use the word "cook". That's the first
post from him in quite a while that mentions anything related to
cooking. Maybe some day he will talk about barbecue!



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ospam says...

>"Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA
>USA" > writes:
>
>>Some "traditionalists" will tell you that it's not about measurements
>>compared with results, but that you should barbecue by "feel."
>>Ignore them. This is science, not art.
>
>IMHO, WRONG! Barbeque is about enjoyment - not drudgery.

What drudgery? I can sit back and let my computer do the cooking,
or I can fiddle with it just as much as anyone here does.


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| Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
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says...

>So, here's your chance: Let's start talking about barbecue. What cut of
>meat is your favorite? What kind of rig do you use? What did you do last?
>Lunp or charcoal? Hard wood or fruitwood? Rubs or marinades? What kind of
>beer did you drink while you were cueing? What kind of problems did you
>experience during the cook, and how did you solve them? Who came over and
>told you your cooking was the best they ever had?
>
>So far, you've contributed nothing positive to this group. Here's your
>chance. Put out or get out.

I answered every question, and you slunk away like a sock puppet.

You only PRETEND to be willing to talk about barbecue - you won't
actually DO it.

For your cowardice and yiour "you've contributed nothing positive
to this group" comment: *plonk*


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| Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
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In article >, "Another Wise Guy -
Macon, GA USA" > wrote:

> says...
> >
> >Monroe, of course... wrote:
> >
> >> It's pretty funny - you should check it out.
> >> Wiseass is gonna change the way we all cook with his sage advice.
> >
> >So all of you cook the exact same way? Sounds boring.
>
> At least you got him to use the word "cook". That's the first
> post from him in quite a while that mentions anything related to
> cooking. Maybe some day he will talk about barbecue!

Hey Miles-why dontcha replonk me so your loverbuddy doesn't hafta see
my posts.
Hey Wiseass - lick my left one.

monroe(brisket in the rub - paprika under my nails)

Monroe, of course... wrote:

> Hey Miles-why dontcha replonk me so your loverbuddy doesn't hafta see
> my posts.

Hey Monroe-why doncha ignore what you do not like. What a concept.

On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 05:05:31 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
>I answered every question, and you slunk away like a sock puppet.

Bullshit. You made up some silly nonsense about your high-tech WSM
with the optical sensor and automated mister, then "slunk away like a
sock puppet" when you were called on it. Post pictures of this
wet-dream rig of yours or STFU.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 05:00:04 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>What drudgery? I can sit back and let my computer do the cooking,
>or I can fiddle with it just as much as anyone here does.

Nobody--and I do mean nobody--believes for a minute that the rig you
describe exists. Understand? We don't believe you, so why pretend that
someone here does?

Post proof or STFU.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

In article >, Kevin S. Wilson
> writes:

>On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 05:00:04 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:
>
>>What drudgery? I can sit back and let my computer do the cooking,
>>or I can fiddle with it just as much as anyone here does.
>
>Nobody--and I do mean nobody--believes for a minute that the rig you
>describe exists. Understand? We don't believe you, so why pretend that
>someone here does?

Easy, Kevin. The guy (or gal) is apparantly mentally unstable. Next (s)he(it)
will tell us that the computer pulls the pork for her/him/it.


Larry Noah

ospam (Larry Noah) wrote:
> [ . . . ]Next (s)he(it) will tell us that the computer pulls the pork for
> her/him/it.
>
Naw. he/she/it has an Accu-Jac for that.

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

ospam says...

>Easy, Kevin.

Kevin is an idiot. He is spewing questions at me after I plonked
him. Free clue, Kevin; I DON'T SEE YOUR POSTS. YOU ARE JUST WASTING
THE TIME OF THOSE WHO DO SEE THEM!


Not that I care. Same to me either way.

>The guy

The Wise Guy.

>apparantly mentally unstable.

Another fool who wants to insult people rather than talk
about Barbecue. I thought that I had plonked them all.

*plonk*

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| Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
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"Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA" >
wrote:
> [] I thought that I had plonked them all.
>
> *plonk*
>
Hey! Didja forget to *plonk* me, you yavona vacootsa?

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

In article >,
wrote:

> ospam (Larry Noah) wrote:
> > [ . . . ]Next (s)he(it) will tell us that the computer pulls the pork for
> > her/him/it.
> >
> Naw. he/she/it has an Accu-Jac for that.

and a milesh 2000XS - self cleaning and self lubing-

monroe(who also would like to see a $4K WSM - HAW!

In article >, "Another Wise Guy -
Macon, GA USA" > wrote:

> ospam says...
>
> >Easy, Kevin.
>
> Kevin is an idiot. He is spewing questions at me after I plonked
> him. Free clue, Kevin; I DON'T SEE YOUR POSTS. YOU ARE JUST WASTING
> THE TIME OF THOSE WHO DO SEE THEM!

Like you and Piles were spank-sessioning earlier over my supposedly
plonked posts? You can still blow me if you do get to read this. Hey
Stufford, you can tell him I sed so, m'kay?

> Not that I care. Same to me either way.

It is isn't it? saaaaaaad......

>
> >The guy
>
> The Wise Guy.

that's totally debateable..anyone who needs his WSM rigged like your
mythical crapbox is ain't too wise IYAM

>
> >apparantly mentally unstable.
>
> Another fool who wants to insult people rather than talk
> about Barbecue. I thought that I had plonked them all.

Plonkin yerself would be the right thing to do. Or a plink would work
too (22cal to the temple) The mentally unstable thing is spot on, man.

>
> *plonk*

The sound of a twit running away........
Why not walk and waste less oxygen?


monroe(convulsed with hilarity)

Monroe, of course... wrote:

> You can still blow me if you do get to read this. Hey
> Stufford, you can tell him I sed so, m'kay?

Monbore, you really love this cybersex chat stuff doncha? If you're
looking for a BJ from him then you'll have to find a way to ask
yourself. Try one of the sex chat NG's. Hmm...you probably already
have and struck out so thats why you need 3rd party help.

On 11/7/03 9:05 PM, in article , "Another
Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA" > wrote:

>
> says...
>
>> So, here's your chance: Let's start talking about barbecue. What cut of
>> meat is your favorite? What kind of rig do you use? What did you do last?
>> Lunp or charcoal? Hard wood or fruitwood? Rubs or marinades? What kind of
>> beer did you drink while you were cueing? What kind of problems did you
>> experience during the cook, and how did you solve them? Who came over and
>> told you your cooking was the best they ever had?
>>
>> So far, you've contributed nothing positive to this group. Here's your
>> chance. Put out or get out.
>
> I answered every question, and you slunk away like a sock puppet.
>
> You only PRETEND to be willing to talk about barbecue - you won't
> actually DO it.
>
> For your cowardice and yiour "you've contributed nothing positive
> to this group" comment: *plonk*
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> | Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
I got plonked for that? Man, you even twitch funny with this guy and you
get plonked. And I wanted to ask more questions about his opacity meter.

Oh, wait. No I didn't.

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 05:00:04 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> > wrote:
>
> >What drudgery? I can sit back and let my computer do the cooking,
> >or I can fiddle with it just as much as anyone here does.
>
> Nobody--and I do mean nobody--believes for a minute that the rig you
> describe exists. Understand? We don't believe you, so why pretend that
> someone here does?
>
> Post proof or STFU.
>
> --
> Kevin S. Wilson
> Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
> "Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

In ,
Kevin S. Wilson > typed:
> On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 10:36:01 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> > wrote:
>
>> If you want to talk about
>> my plonk policy, please do it in another thread. This one
>> is about barbecue and nothing else.
>>
> Oh, good. Then you probably wouldn't mind pointing us to some pictures
> of your rig, which you describe as follows:
>
> "Modified WSM. I have it instrumented to measure temperature at
> several points (inside the meat, outside the meat, above the fire, in
> the middle of the fire humidity, opacity (smoke density), and pan
> water level. I have a computer that controls motorized dampers on the
> top, a fan on the bottom, auto refill of the pan, and a light water
> mister that sprays directly on the fire. I also have an electric
> element, but usually stays turned off."
>
> I'm sure we would all like to see them.
>
>
> --
> Kevin S. Wilson
> Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
> "Anything, when cooked in large enough batches, will be vile."
> --Dag Right-square-bracket-gren, in alt.religion.kibology

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 04:36:33 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> > wrote:
>
> >Yiu don't get plonked unless you start slinging insults
> >instead of talking about barbecue.
>
> You mean insults like these, which you posted elsewhere?
>
> >Message-ID: >
> >Come on down here and say that to our face, you hoser *******, eh?
> >Message-ID: >
> >Shut up, Pinko.
> >Message-ID: >
> >You stupid moron. Please kill yurself before you breed.
>
> Do we get an extra-special plonk if we issue a death threat?
>
> >Message-ID: >
> >Hi! I am 'Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA' and I am here to say that
> >I have had it up to here with you jew-hating racists. Why don't you stick
> >to your own newsgroups instead of filling every newsgroup with your shit?
> >Go **** yourself, then eat shit and die.
> >Or you can visit Macon and I will kill you myself.
>
> --
> Kevin S. Wilson
> Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
> "Anything, when cooked in large enough batches, will be vile."
> --Dag Right-square-bracket-gren, in alt.religion.kibology

red hook > wrote:
> On 11/7/03 9:05 PM, in article ,
> "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA" >
> wrote: [yatayata snipped
> > For your cowardice and yiour "you've contributed nothing positive
> > to this group" comment: *plonk*
> >
> I got plonked for that? Man, you even twitch funny with this guy and you
> get plonked. And I wanted to ask more questions about his opacity meter.
>
> Oh, wait. No I didn't.

Countcher blessings RH. His 'transparency' meter is showing. He's a yavona
vacootsa!

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

In article m>, "Bart"
> wrote:

Nothing. Three posts of nothing. Following Kevin. Why do you keep
posting nothing?
If you've got a crush on him say something - unrequited love is such a
sad thing. Otherwise quit hitting buttons when you don't know what they
do, OK?

monroe(curious)

In article >, red hook
> wrote:

> I got plonked for that? Man, you even twitch funny with this guy and you
> get plonked. And I wanted to ask more questions about his opacity meter.
>
> Oh, wait. No I didn't.

Even if you're plonked you can still see the pictures of this
SuperWhizzboPuterated $4K WSM when Wiseass posts them to ABF-which I'm
<OH SO SURE> he's going to do <REAL>soon.
I'm sure the opacity monitor is your typical in situ Land or Rosemont
-double pass transmissometer, chopped source, nuttin cheap. Wouldn't
want anything cheap, eh?
I'm sure Wiseass is EPA Certified to read Visible Emissions as well but
we all know that machinery and computers and electronic feedback loops
trumps the wisdom of any drunken pious asshole fundamentalist purist
with regard to barbecueing.
OBQ- I wish brisket would wait to start smelling so good until it was
closer to done--this is torture! Looks like late brunch tomorrow at
best......

monroe(don't forget the humidity monitor too HAW!)

On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 02:44:23 GMT, "The Fat Man®"
> wrote:

>Yep, ignore us. We have no idea what we're talking about. It's all
>science, no art.
>
>You do it by the books, and you'll be continually dissapointed. Lay your
>hand on the cooker and feel the fire, and you'll be eternally blessed.
>
>Great BBQ kicked ass long before the advent of the thermometer.
>
Yup. Must admit that I trust my hand on the cook chamber more than the
thermometer.

As for logging stuff...perhaps I can understand a small amount of that
for the complete newbie...only to help figure out when and where
things go wrong...All the same, other than a giant blaze, there's
little you can't fix (at least to 'passable') by adjusting cooking
time. I never did it, but I can see some folks feeling better about
doing it to some extent, but every 15 minutes? Sheesh! Even with my
SnPP, I only have to check it (for my piece of mind) about every
half-hour. Only have to mess with it...well, that's the
art...sometimes hourly, sometimes every couple hours. Salmon I can
usually smoke without ever touching anything (but then hot-smoked,
they usally only take an hour and a half to 2 hours). Ribs or
shoulder, well, theres a little more fire tending, but it still ain't
bad.

Properly done, Q is as much about nothing as cooking. Except that it
has results every time, it's a lot like fishing. Sit down, have a
beer, visit quietly, and don't monkey with the equipment (if you
monkey with the rod too much no fish will bite, monkey with the cooker
too much, and it won't turn out as good).

Bob

"Monroe, of course..." > wrote:
> [ . . . ]
> we all know that machinery and computers and electronic feedback loops
> trump the wisdom of any drunken pious asshole fundamentalist purists
> with regard to barbecueing.

That's me: drunken pious asshole fundamentalist purist.

Monroe is a mensche!

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

says...

[snip]

Using fake identities to evade my killfile won't work. I deleted
your post without reading it and am now now killfiling you by the
path header in your posts. If you have something that you wish to
communicate with me, that's too bad; you should have thought of
that before you decided to post insults rather than talking about
barbecue.


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"Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA" >
wrote:
>[]
> Using fake identities to evade my killfile won't work.

Please note that I do not use fake identities. Never have, never will.
A broch tsu dayn lebn, beheyme!

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

In article >,
wrote:

> That's me: drunken pious asshole fundamentalist purist.
>
> Monroe is a mensche!


Shaynen dank, Nick, shaynen dank.

monroe(checkin the cowslab one last time before beddybye)

"Monroe, of course..." > wrote:
> In article >,
> wrote:
>
> > That's me: drunken pious asshole fundamentalist purist.
> >
> > Monroe is a mensche!
>
> Shaynen dank, Nick, shaynen dank.

Boy, yer a fast learner!

That's me: drunken pious asshole fundamentalist purist; hopeless,
shameless, cynical romantic.

Semper Fi,

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

In article >, "Another Wise Guy -
Macon, GA USA" > wrote:

> says...
>
> [snip]
>
> Using fake identities to evade my killfile won't work. I deleted
> your post without reading it and am now now killfiling you by the
> path header in your posts. If you have something that you wish to
> communicate with me, that's too bad; you should have thought of
> that before you decided to post insults rather than talking about
> barbecue.

You're talking about talking about barbecue-there's a difference, no?

monroe(keep on plonkin)

On 11/8/03 5:27 PM, in article ,
" > wrote:

> red hook > wrote:
>> On 11/7/03 9:05 PM, in article ,
>> "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA" >
>> wrote: [yatayata snipped
>>> For your cowardice and yiour "you've contributed nothing positive
>>> to this group" comment: *plonk*
>>>
>> I got plonked for that? Man, you even twitch funny with this guy and you
>> get plonked. And I wanted to ask more questions about his opacity meter.
>>
>> Oh, wait. No I didn't.
>
> Countcher blessings RH. His 'transparency' meter is showing. He's a yavona
> vacootsa!

I guess I'm just disappointed that I got my deflowering plonk when I wasn't
even being really offensive. I feel a bit let down, like I wasted some
potential. I think what I'll do is wake up really early, have a beer for
breakfast, and start cooking. Pork roast, beef roasts, and salmon filets.
I'm gonna have fun today. Pics on ABF in the AM.

Sorry to hear about your MiL, Nick. Speedy recovery for her and safe
travels to your wife. And have fun with your pork tomorrow.

Hook

On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 01:12:41 GMT, red hook > wrote:

> And I wanted to ask more questions about his opacity meter.
^
imaginary

I fixed your post for you.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:04:31 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
says...
>
>>Easy, Kevin.
>
>Kevin is an idiot. He is spewing questions at me after I plonked
>him. Free clue, Kevin; I DON'T SEE YOUR POSTS. YOU ARE JUST WASTING
>THE TIME OF THOSE WHO DO SEE THEM!
>
Ummm . . . you do see them, chuckles. How else would you know that
they contain questions? Now who is the idiot? And where are those
pictures of your R2D2 WSM?

>Not that I care. Same to me either way.
>
>>The guy
>
>The Wise Guy.
>
>>apparantly mentally unstable.
>
>Another fool who wants to insult people rather than talk
>about Barbecue. I thought that I had plonked them all.
>
Just as no one here believes in the existence of your R2D2 WSM, no one
believe that you are actually not reading the posts of everyone you
claim to have plonked.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 04:51:19 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
says...
>
>[snip]
>
>Using fake identities to evade my killfile won't work. I deleted
>your post without reading it

That's pretty impressive. You deleted a post by bart AT man.com
without reading it, because you knew--somehow-- that it was a post
from me under a forged FROM header. So tell me, how did you know it
was me, if you didn't read the post? After all, it came from a
completely different newsserver and was posted with a different
newsreader than I use. So how did you know it was me?

Here are a couple of hints:

1. You didn't delete the post without reading it.
2. I didn't post it.
3. You're a liar and a moron.
4. bart AT man.com reposted my post to ensure that you would see it,
so that you would have no plausible reason to sidestep my assertion
that you are full of shit about your R2D2 WSM.

You're not very good at this, are you?

> and am now now killfiling you by the
>path header in your posts. If you have something that you wish to
>communicate with me, that's too bad; you should have thought of
>that before you decided to post insults rather than talking about
>barbecue.
>
You're reading every one of my posts. Everyone here knows it, just as
everyone here knows that you are full of shit about yoru R2D2 WSM,
barbecue, and life in general.

You'll soon go away, because you really, really, really are not very
good at this.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:04:31 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> > wrote:
>
>
says...
>>
>>
>>>Easy, Kevin.
>>
>>Kevin is an idiot. He is spewing questions at me after I plonked
>>him. Free clue, Kevin; I DON'T SEE YOUR POSTS. YOU ARE JUST WASTING
>>THE TIME OF THOSE WHO DO SEE THEM!
>>
>
> Ummm . . . you do see them, chuckles. How else would you know that
> they contain questions?
>

ROFL. Look above clueless. It's requoted by others.

On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 03:18:39 GMT, "Monroe, of course..."
> wrote:

>In article m>, "Bart"
> wrote:
>
>Nothing. Three posts of nothing. Following Kevin. Why do you keep
>posting nothing?

I assume that he re-posting my message so that Bozo from Bozoville,
Georgia, will be sure to see my request to post pics of his R2D2 WSM.

It's not really necessary, though. It's quite clear that BozoBoy is
reading everything posted by everyone he claims to have killfiled.

Meanwhile, where are those pics, Bozo?

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 11:55:36 -0700, Miles >
wrote:

>
>
>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:04:31 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Easy, Kevin.
>>>
>>>Kevin is an idiot. He is spewing questions at me after I plonked
>>>him. Free clue, Kevin; I DON'T SEE YOUR POSTS. YOU ARE JUST WASTING
>>>THE TIME OF THOSE WHO DO SEE THEM!
>>>
>>
>> Ummm . . . you do see them, chuckles. How else would you know that
>> they contain questions?
>>
>
>ROFL. Look above clueless. It's requoted by others.

Jebus, Smiles, you are dense, aren't you? Your sock-puppet said he
doesn't see my posts. I said he does. And in your syphillitic
dementia, you chimed in to agree with me. I never said he saw the
original, though I have no doubt that he did.

Now who's clueless?

BTW, STFU. No one gave you permission to speak.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:


> Jebus, Smiles, you are dense, aren't you? Your sock-puppet said he
> doesn't see my posts. I said he does. And in your syphillitic
> dementia, you chimed in to agree with me. I never said he saw the
> original, though I have no doubt that he did.
>
> Now who's clueless?
>

Um...YOU! Why do you keep whining about how he didn't really killfile
you when obviously from above that isn't the issue anyways?

You sure whine alot!

"frohe" > wrote in message
...
> Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA wrote:
> > Modified WSM. I have it instrumented to measure temperature at
> > several points (inside the meat, outside the meat, above the fire, in
> > the middle of the fire humidity, opacity (smoke density), and pan
> > water level. I have a computer that controls motorized dampers on the
> > top, a fan on the bottom, auto refill of the pan, and a light water
> > mister that sprays directly on the fire. I also have an electric
> > element, but it usually stays turned off.
>
> We got one word down here in Texas for this - BULLSHIT!
> --
> -frohe
> Life is too short to be in a hurry
>
Ya know Frohe...I think HORSESHIT may also apply in this instance.
Jack