Barbecue (alt.food.barbecue) Discuss barbecue and grilling--southern style "low and slow" smoking of ribs, shoulders and briskets, as well as direct heat grilling of everything from burgers to salmon to vegetables.

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now that is good, Lee

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Again, there are potential posters who don't want to listen to your brand
of vitreole. A significant # of posters on this NG grill on gas when they
grill rather than que. You can also smoke on a Weber gas.
How's the trolling today? Slow, I'd guess.


Let's try for a really GOOD troll:

Obama has a gas grill and is thinking of adding charcoal briquettes to get
a good smoke flavor to the Prime Rib he's going to Barbeque for the
Seasonal Holiday Celebration this month. He is cautioned that his Health
Insurance wouldn't cover burns from the igniter fluid exploding in his gas
grill, so he wants to know what brand of Liquid Smoke would be best to
brush on the thin slices of Prime Rib after he carves it. The Prime Rib
will be cooked to an internal temperature of 275f, and he's hoping that
the beef will suit most of his guests, but since the Jews and Muslims
cannot eat pork and the vegetarians won't eat meat, he also wonders if
there are any suggested recipes for barbecued tofu.


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out of both sides of a drunken
Congressmanís mouth?

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that needed a beverage warning, Lee

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"Nunya Bidnits" wrote in message
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Nonny said:
"Kent" wrote in message
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Again, there are potential posters who don't want to listen to
your brand of vitreole. A significant # of posters on this NG
grill on gas when they grill rather than que. You can also smoke
on a Weber gas.
How's the trolling today? Slow, I'd guess.


Let's try for a really GOOD troll:

Obama has a gas grill and is thinking of adding charcoal
briquettes to get a good smoke flavor to the Prime Rib he's going
to Barbeque for the Seasonal Holiday Celebration this month. He
is cautioned that his Health Insurance wouldn't cover burns from
the igniter fluid exploding in his gas grill, so he wants to know
what brand of Liquid Smoke would be best to brush on the thin
slices of Prime Rib after he carves it. The Prime Rib will be
cooked to an internal temperature of 275f, and he's hoping that
the beef will suit most of his guests, but since the Jews and
Muslims cannot eat pork and the vegetarians won't eat meat, he
also wonders if there are any suggested recipes for barbecued
tofu.


You asked for it! ;-)

I suggested they grill Rush Limbaugh. However the White House responded
that
there may be an issue of chemical contamination from mega-doses of
restricted narcotic pharmaceuticals and saturation with nicotine and and
other carcinogens which have likely found their way into the meat.
Therefore
said meat cannot pass EPA inspection for carcinogens and toxins. However
this still leaves considerable amounts of blubber, but since White House
Chef Comerford insists on a low fat regime, he must be trimmed down to
lean,
and Speaker Pelosi has suggested that the blubber be donated to hungry
Inuit
tribespeople. Reports suggest however that the Inuit consider the blubber
to
be infested with evil spirits and will likely reject the offer. Any
remaining uncontaminated meat will probably be too aged, tough, and
fibrous
even for jerkey, but the Inuit have indicated they would accept it for use
in making sinew to sew skins onto their canoes. They also requested the
skin
itself, saying it would make a handsomely large canoe for their Chieftan.
However they specifically asked that the rectum and mouth be excised from
the hide before shipping, lest there be some confusion between the two.

MartyB in KC





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